Author Topic: VC is a factor for Windsor Galleria Mall murder!!!  (Read 5811 times)

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VC is a factor for Windsor Galleria Mall murder!!!
« on: February 22, 2008, 08:05:30 am »
What the fuck is that? R the police serious??!!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/victim_of_mall_shooting_determined

edit: this is a joke, right? cause I haven't heard of anything like this.

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 08:11:05 am »
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While police have been unable to determine why the shooter abandoned his meal at California Pizza Kitchen to fire indiscriminately on innocent patrons, they have not ruled out as a contributing factor the Vanessa Carlton album playing continuously throughout the mall. '


that was a stupid thing to write.. :roll:

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Re: VC is a factor for Windsor Galleria Mall murder!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 08:33:33 am »
edit: this is a joke, right? cause I haven't heard of anything like this.[/quote]

Yes it's a joke, The Onion is a "humor" publication.  But this is kind of a "diss" to our beloved Vanessa - as if to say hearing Her songs over and over again pushed the shooter over the edge.  
I know that I listen to Her songs over and over again and love them (and V) more each time :):)

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VC is a factor for Windsor Galleria Mall murder!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 08:47:18 am »
lol, wtf?

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 08:57:40 am »
Yeah, read the whole article and you'll see it's clearly not a true news story but a false humorous one.
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 09:31:27 am »
when i started reading i thought you meant that she was there, i was ready to freak out.

but i dont get that remark about her, what did they mean?

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 10:58:18 am »
They mean Vanessa s music drives one crazy....

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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 11:48:41 am »
Ok thats uncalled for, her music does not!

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 02:22:19 pm »
regardless, the onion is usually really, really funny.

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 02:24:01 pm »
that is kinda funny.

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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 03:20:47 pm »
that's retarded. but whatever. it doesn't matter much.
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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2008, 04:03:00 pm »
that is really dumb.

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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2008, 04:09:06 pm »
haha they're only kidding

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2008, 04:16:03 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2008, 08:13:58 pm »
that's hilarious!  :lol: