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Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 02, 2003, 08:54:27 pm
hahah This show is sooo funny!

Do they sell wall stuff at Wal Mart?
Title: Re: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on December 02, 2003, 08:56:52 pm
Quote from: "loveplasticlove"
hahah This show is sooo funny!
Do they sell wall stuff at Wal Mart?

shit I forgot. I was gonna watch.
oh well... *goes back to watching Paris sex tape*
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 03, 2003, 07:10:05 am
i wasn't too impressed - the funniest part was when they got mad at the guy because he wouldn't give them free food at the grocery store

but grosss - they are going to make out with boys from arkansas- YUCK!!!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Holly on December 03, 2003, 07:11:49 am
lmao! it was funny...

"won't you just give it to us?"
"this isnt a soup kitchen!"
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 03, 2003, 07:15:03 am
"what did that mean....soup kitchen"
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Holly on December 03, 2003, 07:21:27 am
Paris looks really really fake!! she did too much of whatever she was doing.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 03, 2003, 07:24:08 am
(http://primetimetv.about.com/library/graphics/pnset3383_72.jpg)
love the shirt
(http://primetimetv.about.com/library/graphics/pndirections2405_72.jpg)
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Gina on December 03, 2003, 12:08:30 pm
hahaha i thought it was pretty damn hilarious, yet pathetic lol.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 03, 2003, 01:10:41 pm
Oh come on.  How the hell could you think that's not the best show ever?

They're so cute and pathetic... hehe.  I like grandma.

"You wanna come help me pluck some chickens."  

I mean come on, I live in Georgia--and I have NEVER heard of anyone plucking their own damn chickens.  

And then the threesome remark had me rolling all over the floor.

Wow.  A REALLY hot girl just walked in the computer lab here.  I'm in love.  /off topic
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 03, 2003, 01:43:00 pm
hell ye athe threesome comment was sooo funny! I think I'm gonna be hooked to the show!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 03, 2003, 03:10:33 pm
Quote from: "loveplasticlove"
hell ye athe threesome comment was sooo funny! I think I'm gonna be hooked to the show!


You just want to make a sex tape with Paris.   :roll:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 03, 2003, 05:57:29 pm
if you think yesterday was funny. Tonight is hilarious. I have laughed out loud so many times.

Those girls were terrible at the dairy farm and sneaking out is just crazy.

It was cute when the little boy was taking care of the dog and shoved him down the slide.  :lol:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Gina on December 03, 2003, 06:33:53 pm
Quote from: "eclv"
if you think yesterday was funny. Tonight is hilarious. I have laughed out loud so many times.

Those     s were terrible at the dairy farm and sneaking out is just crazy.

It was cute when the little boy was taking care of the dog and shoved him down the slide.  :lol:


LOL, I agree.  They were so aweful, putting water into the milk, hiding the glasses, using his hot tub and falling asleep on his couch? what were they thinkin? haha but it does provide for some pretty funny tv!

The little boy IS the cutest thing, the slide thing was soooo cuuute! And making her a sandwich! Hehe.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 03, 2003, 06:42:30 pm
It comes on every night?  I thought it only came on on Tuesdays.  :(
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 03, 2003, 09:00:17 pm
damnit! its tonight too! and there is 2 minutes left! UGHHHHHHHHHHHh WTF!

any other daysi dont know baout!?


and no I don't wanna do a sex tape with Paris! hmmppph!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on December 03, 2003, 10:57:38 pm
Quote from: "Gina"
LOL, I agree.  They were so aweful, putting water into the milk, hiding the glasses, using his hot tub and falling asleep on his couch? what were they thinkin? haha but it does provide for some pretty funny tv!

When they were watering down the milk my jaw was open! WTF!
I can understand how it can suck milking a cow, but all they had to do was fill the bottles with the hose thing and they fucked it up!

And then they show Paris getting all dressed up for this BBQ where they're all just standing there quiet.... yikes.

*shakes head*

One last comment tho, Nicole Richie was wearing a Deadsy shirt! That was cool.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: LimeTwister on December 04, 2003, 06:00:00 am
what does that shirt say.."dude where's my __outure"

lol I love that show...sorry paris looks like a bird though...her legs and her nose.

that show is down right funny.

Paris looked like the queen of england visiting hick town usa at that bar-b-q...

and the sad thing is people actually hang out at wal-mart here! lol...
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 04, 2003, 07:01:23 am
ditto it came on last night???????
why???
huh??????
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: jessica73 on December 06, 2003, 02:24:18 pm
oooh dear, does that come on Tusdays?
Isn't Rich Girls on at that time too?  :lol:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 06, 2003, 02:50:34 pm
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
what does that shirt say.."dude where's my __outure"

its couture... its a fashion world word.  I think its one of a kind design, but I could be wrong.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: LimeTwister on December 06, 2003, 03:41:47 pm
Quote from: "jessica73"
oooh dear, does that come on Tusdays?
Isn't Rich Girls on at that time too?  :lol:


the simple life is on at 8:30 where as the rich girls are on at 10:30 (though they might have moved to 10...)
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 09, 2003, 05:45:53 am
Don't forget tonight at 8:30 on fox!! Set your VCRs now kids :wink:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 09, 2003, 07:37:47 am
the difference between couture and off the rack ---

made specifically to fit you - as nicole said one of a kind

off the rack - they made 200 dresses - or 1000 dresses and it has to be altered to fit you ---
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 09, 2003, 05:58:50 pm
Quote from: "eclv"
Don't forget tonight at 8:30 on fox!! Set your VCRs now kids :wink:



haha That is what I was going to say.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 09, 2003, 06:03:10 pm
it just finished here. Still very funny. And damn those girls are terrible. You would think they would be more responsible.

I saw that they had a premeire party last week, I wonder what their dad's thought about the whole milk thing.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on December 09, 2003, 09:40:23 pm
*shakes head*
how hard is it to put onions on a conveyer belt?
And when they wandered off into the store... you'd think they were drunk.
I felt bad for the Sonic managers.
Nicole's ideas for the quilt was amusing.

Horrible show... yet I must keep watching!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 09, 2003, 09:45:39 pm
I worked in fast food for two years, and this episode just made me chuckle.  

I liked how they wore those huge ear rings the whole time.  Not only is that a) dangerous because often times the loops would get stuck on something and tear your ear off but b) logically the ear ring could fall into someone's food.

And putting on lipstick to go to work at Sonic?  Ahhh.  

But I envy those dudes that were partying with the girls.  It seemed like they had what I would call fun.  I'm jealous.

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Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Holly on December 09, 2003, 09:50:13 pm
darn, i missed it tonight!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 09, 2003, 10:45:08 pm
hah aI <3 them!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Grakthis on December 11, 2003, 08:19:21 am
Quote from: "Katia's Lover"
I worked in fast food for two years, and this episode just made me chuckle.  

I liked how they wore those huge ear rings the whole time.  Not only is that a) dangerous because often times the loops would get stuck on something and tear your ear off but b) logically the ear ring could fall into someone's food.

And putting on lipstick to go to work at Sonic?  Ahhh.  

But I envy those dudes that were partying with the girls.  It seemed like they had what I would call fun.  I'm jealous.

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Have I mentioned yet how much I hate those two bitches?

Seriously.  This show has to be HORRIBLE for their PR.  They are whiney spoiled obnoxious irreverent skanky ho's.  I mean, Jessica simpson was cute-whiney-spoiled.  She was whiney in a way that was kinda adorable.  But these two are just brats.  I can't stand them.

I seriously hope this show does REAL damage to their public image and that it ruins any shot Paris had of making it on her own strength and not on her daddy's check book.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: rosieposy87 on December 11, 2003, 09:54:03 am
Quote from: "divasteph"
the difference between couture and off the rack ---

made specifically to fit you - as nicole said one of a kind

off the rack - they made 200 dresses - or 1000 dresses and it has to be altered to fit you ---


Ahh you gotta <3 couture!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: CheapandEvilgrl on December 11, 2003, 10:52:31 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Katia's Lover"
I worked in fast food for two years, and this episode just made me chuckle.  

I liked how they wore those huge ear rings the whole time.  Not only is that a) dangerous because often times the loops would get stuck on something and tear your ear off but b) logically the ear ring could fall into someone's food.

And putting on lipstick to go to work at Sonic?  Ahhh.  

But I envy those dudes that were partying with the girls.  It seemed like they had what I would call fun.  I'm jealous.

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Have I mentioned yet how much I hate those two bitches?

Seriously.  This show has to be HORRIBLE for their PR.  They are whiney spoiled obnoxious irreverent skanky ho's.  I mean, Jessica simpson was cute-whiney-spoiled.  She was whiney in a way that was kinda adorable.  But these two are just brats.  I can't stand them.

I seriously hope this show does REAL damage to their public image and that it ruins any shot Paris had of making it on her own strength and not on her daddy's check book.


Wow! I'm with Andrew.

Paris Hilton should be crushed with the rock she crawled out from.
Blech!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 11, 2003, 11:40:01 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Katia's Lover"
I worked in fast food for two years, and this episode just made me chuckle.  

I liked how they wore those huge ear rings the whole time.  Not only is that a) dangerous because often times the loops would get stuck on something and tear your ear off but b) logically the ear ring could fall into someone's food.

And putting on lipstick to go to work at Sonic?  Ahhh.  

But I envy those dudes that were partying with the girls.  It seemed like they had what I would call fun.  I'm jealous.

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That's all well and good.  I'm not big fans of them either.

But please tell me you'd at least bang 'em both.

Have I mentioned yet how much I hate those two bitches?

Seriously.  This show has to be HORRIBLE for their PR.  They are whiney spoiled obnoxious irreverent skanky ho's.  I mean, Jessica simpson was cute-whiney-spoiled.  She was whiney in a way that was kinda adorable.  But these two are just brats.  I can't stand them.

I seriously hope this show does REAL damage to their public image and that it ruins any shot Paris had of making it on her own strength and not on her daddy's check book.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Grakthis on December 11, 2003, 11:48:07 am
Quote from: "Katia's Lover"
But please tell me you'd at least bang 'em both.

Have I mentioned yet how much I hate those two bitches?


....I wouldn't touch nichole.  Shes not even slightly cute.

Paris however, I'd hit that.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Alecs on December 11, 2003, 01:25:06 pm
Quote from: "eclv"
it just finished here. Still very funny. And damn those girls are terrible. You would think they would be more responsible.

I saw that they had a premeire party last week, I wonder what their dad's thought about the whole milk thing.


It was really funny.

"1/2 PRICE ANAL SALTY WEINER BURGERS"
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: divasteph on December 11, 2003, 01:41:42 pm
Quote from: "CheapandEvilgrl"


Paris Hilton should be crushed with the rock she crawled out from.
Blech!



LOL - TONI Is so sweet and so darn adorable than something like this comes out of her mouth (or fingers...) LOL
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: jlmusicchick on December 11, 2003, 03:37:40 pm
I watched the show on Tuesday. No offence to anyone who likes the show, but i felt like my intelligence had been insulted.  Oh my, isn't life tough when not everyone feeds in to your partying, spoiled lifestyle!? bah.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: CheapandEvilgrl on December 11, 2003, 03:59:34 pm
Quote from: "divasteph"
Quote from: "CheapandEvilgrl"


Paris Hilton should be crushed with the rock she crawled out from.
Blech!



LOL - TONI Is so sweet and so darn adorable than something like this comes out of her mouth (or fingers...) LOL


teehee.  I do have a mean streak when I want to.
Its dormant far too often though
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Jophess on December 11, 2003, 04:09:09 pm
She's trying to make her own money :

On Conan 3-4 weeks ago, he said something like:

"Paris Hilton is considering entering the music business.... Her songs should do well, I mean she already has the # 1 video."

Damn! I just got another Pop-up entitled "Paris". Does anyone else get this? It's something aboot the sex tape.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on December 11, 2003, 04:25:18 pm
Quote from: "Nagyovafan"
Damn! I just got another Pop-up entitled "Paris". Does anyone else get this? It's something aboot the sex tape.

this site is ad free, you probably have adware on your machine like GATOR or GAIN. Go to www.download.com and get Spybot - Search & Destroy.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Jophess on December 11, 2003, 04:43:50 pm
Quote from: "blackvulture"
Quote from: "Nagyovafan"
Damn! I just got another Pop-up entitled "Paris". Does anyone else get this? It's something aboot the sex tape.

this site is ad free, you probably have adware on your machine like GATOR or GAIN. Go to www.download.com and get Spybot - Search & Destroy.
Thanks. I just don't want a Popup Killer that'll delete the popups I want (things I open in a new window)
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 11, 2003, 05:03:19 pm
Tonight on Fox at 9 they are showing two repeat episodes. There have been three so I don't know if it is the last two or what.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 11, 2003, 05:03:34 pm
Tonight on Fox at 9 they are showing two repeat episodes. There have been three so I don't know if it is the last two or what.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Blake on December 16, 2003, 07:35:18 pm
Ya know, they can give me a couple billion dollars and send me to California, film it, I wouldn't mind.

sorry if someone already posted a joke like that I was too lazy to read 3 pages.

And that pie thing tonight with the dog...It was soooo rigged. As in, they made the dog eat the pie.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 16, 2003, 09:04:23 pm
ha I love that show.... I don't care what anyone says.  30 min of that show feels like 5 min!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on December 16, 2003, 09:06:48 pm
Quote from: "loveplasticlove"
ha I love that show.... I don't care what anyone says.  30 min of that show feels like 5 min!

that show is hilarious....

the one dude kissed Nicole's ass!!!111 8O  :D
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 16, 2003, 10:24:11 pm
Yep That was so funny!  Those girls are stirring up the whole town.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Jophess on December 17, 2003, 11:49:56 am
I watched it last night. It was... interesting.

"Do you guys ever just like.. french kiss?"

Oh, God... They were like, "Ewww"
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Gina on December 17, 2003, 12:37:47 pm
HAHA... they dress sooo skanky its unreal, and they're so oblivious that everyones looking at them like theyre meat... lol.

Sooo funny though!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 17, 2003, 01:03:25 pm
Quote from: "Gina"
HAHA... they dress sooo skanky its unreal, and they're so oblivious that everyones looking at them like theyre meat... lol.

Sooo funny though!


i thought it was cute but yes skimpy
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Gina on December 17, 2003, 02:29:20 pm
kinda cute... minus when they had to bleep out paris' ass lol
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Alecs on December 17, 2003, 03:03:16 pm
Quote from: "Gina"
kinda cute... minus when they had to bleep out paris' ass lol


Bwaa haaa!!!! I noticed that too Gina :oops:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 21, 2003, 08:25:55 pm
I missed the last episode! :(
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Holly on December 22, 2003, 12:20:49 am
i missed tuesdays...  :(
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Alecs on December 26, 2003, 04:00:32 pm
they are appearing to be the biggest royal jackasses ever! the show has been hillarious every week. :wink:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on December 29, 2003, 12:16:50 pm
they are going to have a marathon, well 4 episodes. I hope it is the last 4. I think there were only like maybe 6.

I think it is on Tuesday but you might wanna check.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Holly on December 29, 2003, 07:41:59 pm
Quote from: "eclv"
they are going to have a marathon, well 4 episodes. I hope it is the last 4. I think there were only like maybe 6.

I think it is on Tuesday but you might wanna check.


oh cool!
thanks for sharing! :)
i've missed a bunch... and i want to see them!
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Manda on January 12, 2004, 10:12:18 am
My mom Pre-Ordered the season or something, I can't wait to get it, and watch the whole entire thing with the bloopers and stuff!!!

I love reality shows like that, can't wait for Til Death Do Us Part and the second season of Newlyweds....


Manda :roll:
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on January 13, 2004, 11:15:36 pm
can somebody please tell me why they aired the reunion episode before the final episode?  :?

and that was too cute they gave them a Hemi, haha. I wonder if they actually even paid for it cause it sounded like a commercial.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on January 13, 2004, 11:26:10 pm
Quote from: "eclv"
and that was too cute they gave them a Hemi, haha. I wonder if they actually even paid for it cause it sounded like a commercial.

oh no, it was all sponsorship!!! A total shameless commercial.
They said "Hemi" about 10 times in 2 minutes. :roll:

That little kid is the cutest thing.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: eclv on January 13, 2004, 11:38:44 pm
that's sad, they totally could have afforded it but I guess they still "got" it for them.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: kev222 on January 19, 2004, 03:24:21 am
I watched a couple of episodes of this last night. I couldn't believe some of the stuff they were coming out with. "How do I cash a cheque?" lol. Entertaining TV, even though their shrieking cackle of a laugh made me want to kill myself every time I heard it.

But by far the most annoying part was all of the dumbass red faced guys fake laughing at their unfunny jokes just because they're 'hot'.

Out of interest. Why is Paris famous? Is she just an "it girl"?

-Kev
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: LimeTwister on January 19, 2004, 05:52:45 am
she is the heiress to the Hilton hotels....

so right now she is just extermly rich, and I guess she is just an "it" girl.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: rosieposy87 on January 19, 2004, 06:56:37 am
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
she is the heiress to the Hilton hotels....

so right now she is just extermly rich, and I guess she is just an "it" girl.


She's like the Tara Palmer Tompkinson (SP!?) of the U.S- although people in america actually have some idea of how she's rich, whereas we have no idea about TPT-bwhahaha.
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: kev222 on January 19, 2004, 08:19:12 am
Thanks Lime. Yeah that makes her an it girl in my eyes (just a rich one). Unless you act, play/sing, play a sport or win the nobel prize then you're not a celebrity. Well unless you get caught on tape having sex... oh wait, that's right.

Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
she is the heiress to the Hilton hotels....

so right now she is just extermly rich, and I guess she is just an "it" girl.


She's like the Tara Palmer Tompkinson (SP!?) of the U.S- although people in america actually have some idea of how she's rich, whereas we have no idea about TPT-bwhahaha.

lol. Z-listers make me laugh. Is TPT even rich? I doubt "I'm a celebrity get me out of here!" pays very well. She does do all those walkers crips adverts, but maybe that's because she works in the factory.

-Kev
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Manda on January 19, 2004, 02:59:38 pm
My Simple Life DVD just came in the mail!!!

w00t w00t!!!

I'm so excited, it comes with all kinds of special features!

Manda
Title: The Simple Life
Post by: Vultch on January 26, 2004, 07:24:53 pm
how long are they dragging this show out? Season finally was 2 weeks ago, but now they're showing the "lost episode"! WTF