Have You Ever...

[1vcfan]

Wow, that just made me laugh.

Yes...a lot of times! Like once, at midnight mass, I was walking down the aisle for communion and it was really slippery (because of the snow and people's boots) and I feel right on my ass and couldn't get up because I sprained my tail bone.  Wow...it was so bad/embaressing.  I just sat there for a couple minutes and hobbled my way back to the pew and went to the ER after...some Christmas Eve.  

Have you ever picked your nose and then realized someone was watching you?  If so, where did you put the booger? lol

[BWilli]

Have you ever picked your nose and then realized someone was watching you?  If so, where did you put the booger? lol

No but i once had a friend who used to eat his boogers....

Have you ever farted in a crowded small room just to see people's reactions?

[PIBby]

Have you ever farted in a crowded small room just to see people's reactions?

 8O

No.

Have you ever told someone your name was Lorraine, only because you've never met anyone named Lorraine?

[JazzyManda]

Have you ever farted in a crowded small room just to see people's reactions?

 8O

No.

Have you ever told someone your name was Lorraine, only because you've never met anyone named Lorraine?

nope

have you ever gone mini golfing and hit the ball in the water?

Amanda

[1vcfan]

That's what I do best.

Have you ever gone up to someone and thought they were someone you knew, but turns out they are a complete stranger?

[PIBby]

Have you ever gone up to someone and thought they were someone you knew, but turns out they are a complete stranger?

Oh my God - ALL the time. Great story about my Mom and me and this lady, a couple weeks back. Too long. Ehhh.

Have you ever gotten into an argument with someone, then realized you're wrong, so denied you said something?

[Scotty]

Have you ever gone up to someone and thought they were someone you knew, but turns out they are a complete stranger?

Oh my God - ALL the time. Great story about my Mom and me and this lady, a couple weeks back. Too long. Ehhh.

Have you ever gotten into an argument with someone, then realized you're wrong, so denied you said something?

Guilty!

Have you ever found out something about somebody and you were sworn secret but went and told ppl anyway?

[PIBby]

Have you ever found out something about somebody and you were sworn secret but went and told ppl anyway?

Once or twice. But I was in one of those "We HAVE to know," situations. In fact, just earlier I was in one of those with my Dad. It was about Brendan!

Have you ever been on the phone with some clueless lady you called in Valley Station, when the group of people you're with is caught trying to buy a carton of cigarettes, and since you're at the pay phone ten feet to the right of them - You're not technically with them, so to avoid getting caught, you just walk home and pretend you don't know them?

[Scotty]

Have you ever been on the phone with some clueless lady you called in Valley Station, when the group of people you're with is caught trying to buy a carton of cigarettes, and since you're at the pay phone ten feet to the right of them - You're not technically with them, so to avoid getting caught, you just walk home and pretend you don't know them?

Nope...

but...

Have you ever spoken in a foreign language/accent just to avoid a situation?

[PIBby]

Have you ever spoken in a foreign language/accent just to avoid a situation?

Once! I spoke in French so I didn't have to talk to Trevor. Finally he was like, "Uhhh, I think I have the wrong number . . ." But I felt bad, so I said that it was I - Cecilia Durbin - And I was just kidding.

Have you ever pretended that something didn't work, so that you could keep it and "fix it" for a few more days?

[Scotty]

Have you ever pretended that something didn't work, so that you could keep it and "fix it" for a few more days?

No but I have pretended I have given it to someone else on load just so i could keep it for a few more days.

Have you ever walked in on someone "doing it"?

[PIBby]

Have you ever walked in on someone "doing it"?

No.

Have you ever laughed at something you REALLY shouldn't have laughed at (a retarded person, someone in a wheelchair, and old person falling down) outloud?

[vt]

Yah. No lol I'm just kidding.  Well actually once, in Holland, my mom and I wee escorting this old lady to her plane and she sort of fell down on those flat-escalators.  it was sad, but kinda funny. i felt so bad for her.

have you ever cleaned your ear wax with a finger? (ewww)

lol

[PIBby]

have you ever cleaned your ear wax with a finger? (ewww)

Not in a while.

Have you ever pranked called someone, pretending you were their son or daughter and when you asked if they could come pick you up, they agreed?

[vt]

have you ever cleaned your ear wax with a finger? (ewww)

Not in a while.

Have you ever pranked called someone, pretending you were their son or daughter and when you asked if they could come pick you up, they agreed?

LoL, no...but I did make a prank call to a Skechers store once. This shemale picked up the phone.  No lie!  Very weird experience...

Have you ever "done it" in public?