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Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: rroo on April 08, 2003, 01:55:55 pm

Doesn't that guy just completely crack you up?! haha..., he's sooo adorable when denying the presence of American forces while plumes of smoke appear behind his back...!

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: PintOGuinness on April 08, 2003, 04:34:28 pm

It's OK.. we now know why:

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/000803.html#000803

Chemical Agent Found at Information Ministry

(2003-04-07) -- Coalition troops now in the heart of Baghdad have discovered a massive cache of the chemical agent lysergic acid diethylamide.

The Iraqi Information Ministry has been identified as the site of a huge repository of the substance, commonly called LSD.

"After listening to recent statements from the Iraqi Information Minister, we had suspected there were large quantities of LSD in the building," said an unnamed Pentagon spokesman.

Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf called on the United Nations to address the "immanent humanitarian medical crisis."

"There is no way I can do my job effectively without this essential medication," said Mr. al-Sahaf. "Without LSD, I cannot stand up before the people and say 'Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes.'

Mr. al-Sahaf said the 'medicine' helps him to see Abrams tanks as gentle lavender camels and Bradley fighting vehicles as enormous pansies and petunias.

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: LostDwarf on April 08, 2003, 04:36:55 pm

ROTFLMMFAO wow that was funny

Mike

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: rroo on April 09, 2003, 11:44:49 am

:D   :D  :D

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: rroo on April 09, 2003, 11:45:40 am

Some pics:

(http://www.kicken.com/images2/kicken.com-al.sahaf.jpg)

(http://rohs.nl/files/al-sahhaf_12.gif)

(http://rohs.nl/files/al-sahhaf_13.gif)

(http://rohs.nl/files/al-sahhaf_14.gif)

(http://rohs.nl/files/al-sahhaf_15.gif)

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: Wonkies on April 09, 2003, 11:51:24 am

lmfao, Rogier!  Great stuff!

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: nicole on April 09, 2003, 12:11:34 pm

funny indeed :)

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: LostDwarf on April 09, 2003, 01:19:20 pm

I love the last pic, i never could find waldo ::shrugs::

Mike  :D

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: rosieposy87 on April 10, 2003, 09:08:26 am

he is actually a payed liar!

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: vive-la-france on April 10, 2003, 09:13:16 am

all those pics are so funny    :lol:

now he disappeared
What was his show's name ?  :lol:

Title: OMG
Post by: Grakthis on April 14, 2003, 12:43:18 pm

This is the funniest damn thing EVER.

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
---Andrew

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: Vultch on April 20, 2003, 11:15:48 am

http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612214907

(note: I didnt make this, just forwarding it)

Title: Iraqi minister of Information
Post by: Jophess on April 20, 2003, 07:14:26 pm

Andrew, that's too funny!