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Title: Wanna know if you think like a serial killer?
Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 10:49:01 am: Here's the senario...please respond!

There is a woman and she meets a man at her mother's funeral...He is everything that she has ever wanted...Mister Perfect so to speak, They hit it off and have great chemestry, however she fails to get his phone number and she has no way of contacting him. The next day she kills her sister...what's her motive???

Remember you don't want to get this question right or it means you think like a serial killer! A therapist asked this question to several serial killers and they all answered it correctly as part of a study.
Title: Wanna know if you think like a serial killer?
Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 10:50:52 am: Doesn't everyone get this "right"?

It's kinda right there.
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 10:53:16 am: I didn't get it right...but then again I'm a moron.
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Post by: keith on April 13, 2003, 10:53:57 am: Quote from: "David Hart"
I didn't get it right...but then again I'm a moron.

No you are not.
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Post by: LimeTwister on April 13, 2003, 10:57:25 am: the sister killed the mama...and the woman would have never met the man if she didn't kill her mama...
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 10:58:24 am: nope that's not it joey
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Post by: keith on April 13, 2003, 10:58:33 am: I wanna gonna say because the man is her sister's husband.
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 10:58:58 am: What did you think?

Wow, I'm scared, cause I know I have the "right" answer. And it came right to me, I didn't need to think at all.

Yikes! Watch out!
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Post by: rosieposy87 on April 13, 2003, 10:59:14 am: cos the sister had some connection to the man? *prays she gets it wrong* hee hee
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 10:59:37 am: CAUSE THE GUY WILL BE AT THE SISTERS FUNERAL TOO!

AHHHHHHHHH! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 10:59:54 am: I thought that she was worried the sister would hook up with the guy because they looked similar.
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:00:47 am: Quote from: "TSE"
CAUSE THE GUY WILL BE AT THE SISTERS FUNERAL TOO!

AHHHHHHHHH! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ok psycho you got it right....stay away from me! j/k :lol:
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:01:15 am: OMG!

What the hell is wrong with me!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:01:56 am: Nothing...Maybe you're just smarter than the most of us
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Post by: rosieposy87 on April 13, 2003, 11:02:47 am: That is clever! Christine, don't worry! In a way its just lateral thinking- i guess maybe it just means that ur clever and we're all dumbasses! *tries to keep Christine thinking that* haha
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:04:55 am: Most serial killers are brilliant...they can get away with it for so long without getting caught!
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Post by: LimeTwister on April 13, 2003, 11:07:10 am: *is seriously never going to go meet C*
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:08:52 am: I'm going top meet her at summer stage!
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:09:36 am: Quote from: "LimeTwister"
*is seriously never going to go meet C*

I wouldn't kill you! :(

Fuck! I shouldn't have answered. :oops:
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:11:55 am: Yay-Can;t you fel the love in here? :P
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:13:30 am: I seriously think I scared Joey :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:13:59 am: no you didn't
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:17:14 am: He's not posting :cry:
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:19:13 am: and he signed off when I asked if he really didn't get it
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Post by: rosieposy87 on April 13, 2003, 11:20:37 am: oh don't be silly! He's not gonna be put off by that, don't you worry!
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:20:45 am: and incase you didn't notice . . .I'm only 14! I still have time to blossom into a serial killer!!!

Quote
TSE
Just a day, just an ordinary day

Age:14
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:22:44 am: Quote from: "rosieposy87"
oh don't be silly! He's not gonna be put off by that, don't you worry!

yea . . . :|
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:23:31 am: yes...you will bloom in flourish into a seductive serial killer soon enough lol
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:24:35 am: Quote from: "David Hart"
yes...you will bloom in flourish into a seductive serial killer soon enough lol

"seductive serial killer"? :o
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:25:51 am: haha I'm kidding!
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:26:23 am: which part?
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:28:30 am: You're not going to be a serial killer! I;m sure lots of other people got the question right too.
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:31:32 am: Alright . . .if you say so.

Someone else get it right . . .please! :lol:
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Post by: David Hart on April 13, 2003, 11:34:32 am: haha...they will
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Post by: tricia on April 13, 2003, 11:38:04 am: So the answer is because he'd be at the sister's funeral too?
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:38:41 am: yep!

*proud* :oops:
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Post by: TSE on April 13, 2003, 11:48:20 am: Woo hoo!

I found two more people who got it . . .they're just not saying anything

too embarassed to reveal themselves
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Post by: LimeTwister on April 13, 2003, 11:50:21 am: Quote from: "TSE"
Quote from: "David Hart"
yes...you will bloom in flourish into a seductive serial killer soon enough lol

"seductive serial killer"? :o

yes you're sooo irresistable.
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Post by: PintOGuinness on April 13, 2003, 12:03:02 pm: LOL... Sadly I have to say I thought it was an easy answer too.. ;)

now I just have to wonder if that surprises anyone...
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Post by: mrcoffee on April 13, 2003, 02:57:30 pm: I got it right! *continues with building his rocket*
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Post by: tricia on April 13, 2003, 03:02:51 pm: They always said I was evil
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Post by: LostDwarf on April 13, 2003, 03:37:13 pm: her motif was she was depressed
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Post by: kaysha on April 13, 2003, 05:32:39 pm: Quote from: "LostDwarf"
her motif was she was depressed
o_O what?
who was depressed?

no no... don't worry C, this came to me too :?

she wants to see the guy again, so by killing her sister -- he'll come to that funeral too and she'll be able to talk to him/hang with him again.
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Post by: LostDwarf on April 13, 2003, 06:13:35 pm: right, meaning she was depressed so she killed her sister to get the man to come to the funeral
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Post by: CheapandEvilgrl on April 13, 2003, 06:22:20 pm: Oh Puuuleeze
Amateures
*sharpens scalpel*
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Post by: i dont know what to put on April 13, 2003, 06:31:51 pm: I got it right to .
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Post by: MartUK on April 13, 2003, 07:50:53 pm: Why would the man come to her sister's funeral? If she thinks he knows her sister why not just ask her who he was for fruitcake's sake?? And if he doesn't know the sister (obviously he didn't know her the killer) he's pretty unlikely to turn up at her funeral. The dozy bint!
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Post by: PintOGuinness on April 13, 2003, 08:05:12 pm: LOL @ Toni... I'm scared.. she's got the scalpel and too good a knowledge of anatomy... ;)
Title: hehe
Post by: CheapandEvilgrl on April 15, 2003, 07:54:49 am: *laughs maniacally*

hehe...no worries
i couldnt hurt a fly :wink:
Title: My Mom asked me that one question.
Post by: PIBby on April 15, 2003, 12:11:36 pm: And I'm a serial killer.
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Post by: Ms.Redd on August 31, 2004, 09:46:00 am: Quote from: "David Hart"
Quote from: "TSE"
CAUSE THE GUY WILL BE AT THE SISTERS FUNERAL TOO!

AHHHHHHHHH! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ok psycho you got it right....stay away from me! j/k :lol:

Well that was simple. I guessed it right away.

SERIAL KILLER I BE! Arg! :x
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Post by: TSE on August 31, 2004, 09:52:46 am: Quote from: "TSE"
and incase you didn't notice . . .I'm only 14! I still have time to blossom into a serial killer!!!

Quote
TSE
Just a day, just an ordinary day

Age:14

I was so little.
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Post by: Tia on August 31, 2004, 10:44:32 am: Quote from: "TSE"
Quote from: "TSE"
and incase you didn't notice . . .I'm only 14! I still have time to blossom into a serial killer!!!

Quote
TSE
Just a day, just an ordinary day

Age:14

I was so little.

Wow...you've been here a loooooooong time 8O

Still thinking like a serial killer?
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Post by: TSE on August 31, 2004, 12:29:33 pm: Quote from: "Tia"
Quote from: "TSE"
Quote from: "TSE"
and incase you didn't notice . . .I'm only 14! I still have time to blossom into a serial killer!!!

Quote
TSE
Just a day, just an ordinary day

Age:14

I was so little.

Wow...you've been here a loooooooong time 8O

Still thinking like a serial killer?

And I was only 13 when I joined the o-board!!

Indeed, ask . . .nevermind you can't ask him, he's dead.
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Post by: emmy on August 31, 2004, 12:48:53 pm: Quote from: "TSE"

And I was only 13 when I joined the o-board!!

I think i was 17 when I joined the o board, and I'll be 20 in a month... o.0 such a long time...

Heh, that serial killer thing tho, i bet i would have ever thought of that 'right' answer ... oh well.
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Post by: Tia on September 01, 2004, 07:22:12 am: Quote from: "TSE"
And I was only 13 when I joined the o-board!!

I was 12, hehe.

Quote from: "TSE"
Indeed, ask . . .nevermind you can't ask him, he's dead.

Oooh...want an accomplice?
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Post by: TSE on September 01, 2004, 07:31:31 am: Quote from: "Tia"
Quote from: "TSE"
Indeed, ask . . .nevermind you can't ask him, he's dead.

Oooh...want an accomplice?

That would be awesome! Who's next?
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Post by: Tia on September 01, 2004, 07:47:40 am: Scottaaaaaaaaaay :twisted:
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Post by: Scotty on September 02, 2004, 12:35:36 pm: Quote from: "Tia"
Scottaaaaaaaaaay :twisted:

3\/1L :!:
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Post by: Tia on September 02, 2004, 01:45:18 pm: Oh please, could you just say 'evil'?! :roll:

*runs* would have been even better :twisted:
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Post by: Holly on September 02, 2004, 01:58:52 pm: *is glad she didnt guess the right answer*