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A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:
"do you want to come meet my cat?"
I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked, but anyway, let's hear yours! Spill it!
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hmm...I never use or seem to receive pick up lines....
so if I say, "don't I know you?," then I'm really wondering if I know you or not....
erm... :wink:
tylor
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A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:
"do you want to come meet my cat?"
I really need to remember that one. I actually have a cat and that might work. Hmmmm.
I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked
It worked cause you thought you were going to meet her other "kitty." :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Okay, cheesiest pick up line? That would have to be the guy who came over to me once in a club and asked me to help him fasten the clasp on his bracelet. He then launched into a story about how it belonged to his mother. Eventually he asked me for my name and where I was from. Silly me. I was so naive. I thought I was doing someone a favor and all he really wanted to do was get up in my personal space. Rrrrr.
The most amusing part of the evening was seeing this guy almost fall over on the dance floor to a dance version of Beat It. He was definitely under the influence of something.
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A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:
"do you want to come meet my cat?"
I really need to remember that one. I actually have a cat and that might work. Hmmmm.
I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked
It worked cause you thought you were going to meet her other "kitty." :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Okay, cheesiest pick up line? That would have to be the guy who came over to me once in a club and asked me to help him fasten the clasp on his bracelet. He then launched into a story about how it belonged to his mother. Eventually he asked me for my name and where I was from. Silly me. I was so naive. I thought I was doing someone a favor and all he really wanted to do was get up in my personal space. Rrrrr.
The most amusing part of the evening was seeing this guy almost fall over on the dance floor to a dance version of Beat It. He was definitely under the influence of something.
Hmmmmm sounds like he was under the influence of YOU!
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your feet must hurt cause you been running through my mind all day it was something like that
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your feet must hurt cause you been running through my mind all day it was something like that
Let...someone ACTUALLY said that to you??? I feel worse for him than for you.
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wh :roll: y is that?
Because he stole 2 stars and placed them in your eyes....
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one time someone actually used that one thats like.... "you must be wearing star pants because that ass is outta this world" hahaha... i seriously couldnt believe that someone would ACTUALLY say that... i pretty much laughed in his face lol... i couldnt help it it was so terrible
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haha this is a great thread. *bumps*
an 80 year old man at costco came up to me and asked if he could marry me.
umm... once i was walking on the sidewalk and a guy drove by and said "hey sexy!" and so i screamed back "hey UGLY!" that was fun.
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"Is your dad a dealer?"...."No, why?"....."Cause you're dope to me!"
I guess, I walked right into that one! I once said to my teacher, "Is it okay if I call you Mrs. S?", She says, "No it isn't, why would you call me Mrs. S?", I say "FOR SEXY!" :lol: Man, I got a kick out of that one!
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My favorite one waaaaay back in school was asking a girl (who is already beautiful in my mind) if she seems to be having a problem or laughing about something a little uncontrollably, "Are you okay?"
Of course, the usual response is, "Yeah, I'm fine."
And, without missing a beat, I smile and tell her, "I know that, but are you okay?"
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I have never been blatantly hit on, but an acquaintance once told me about this adorable pick up line: "You see my friend over there? (Point to your friend.) He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
hehe
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
awww. yeah right! Highly unlikely.
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My favorite one waaaaay back in school was asking a girl (who is already beautiful in my mind) if she seems to be having a problem or laughing about something a little uncontrollably, "Are you okay?"
Of course, the usual response is, "Yeah, I'm fine."
And, without missing a beat, I smile and tell her, "I know that, but are you okay?"
still awesome.
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
awww. yeah right! Highly unlikely.
:razz:
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
ditto
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
ditto
join the club, kids.
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i guess even if someone were to hit on me... i would be tooo dumb to even realise that she was ...(besides i'm not hitting n material)
okay...i dont know whether this falls under the category of pick up lines...but a guy in my class once asked this chick from my class..."Did you have a crush on me last semester?"
she just laughed at his face...
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what was once here is now gone... don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it. my oh my
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
ditto
join the club, kids.
yup no one ever hits on me. or vice versa I guess.
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my cousin told me this ]. you stand next to the person you're trying to "pick up" and say "lets count shoulders" and they count their shoulders as 1 and 2 and then yours as 3 and 4 and when they count on four, their arm is around your shoulder. haha!
there were a few others but i dont remember any of them
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One time my brother, my mom and I were serving lunch to homeless people, and my mom was just standing there, and a guy walked in front of her, and another guy behind the guy in the way of my mom said "Get out of the way, I'm looking at my future wife!"
Haha. Creepy.
I know a couple really cheesy pickup lines or movements or whatever.
Like you're telling someone how you were fishing one time, and you say you caught a fish that you thought was THIS BIG *hold out your arms really wide, one of your arms making the person in between you and your arm*, but it was really only this big. *Pull in your arms so they are snug against you.* Haha.
There's another one where you ask someone if they're good at problem solving or something, and then if they reply "yes", then ask if you can see their hand, and if they mind you just drawing a line on the back of their hand. If they think that's okay, then you draw a line. You explain the situation: "There is a cute little bunny on one side of the river *indicate that the line is the river*. He wants to get across. How should he do it?" The answer will most likely vary, but here is an example: "The bunny should jump."
Then you reply "But the bunny has wittle legs and can't hop across that far." Then you tell them to think of another way. Just give relative 'cute' little answers like the previous one, and after a while they may ask, "Well, how does the bunny get across then?"
That's when you reply: "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
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I've never really gotten anything cheesy, just rude. "...Are you wearing anything under that?"
I also noted that he had a thoroughly disturbing smile. 8O
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my name is _______, but you can call me tonight
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"If you were a pirate, would your parrot be on this shoulder... or this shoulder?" *puts arms around shoulders*
That was used on me when I was 13. To date, only pickup line I've ever received. I hadn't even gone through puberty at that point.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? ---- fertilized??
This is the one I use to get all my nasty skank hoes.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? ---- fertilized??
This is the one I use to get all my nasty skank hoes.
lmao
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"You look amazing in that dress! ...but it would look even better crumpled up on my floor."
This only worked because he was my boyfriend at the time and he was just kidding...mostly expecting me to playfully hit him.
And the next time, it was by a sleezy boy who I wanted to punch for real but just ignored...
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well it was in Lebanese...so it probabyl wont make sense word for word in english...
but it went something like : "U know y im the luckiest guy?"
and stupid me...i fall for it and go "y?"
he goes :" cause everyone's dream is to visit the moon...and im talking with the moon itself right now!" (in Lebanon thats like the best compliment u can get :P )
it really bugged me though cause i barely knew him...i still dont know him too well (i met him through a friend on the internet) and he is trying to get my to meet him...not going to though :D :P
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one time one of my guy friends asked me what my name was (don't ask) and i said that he should know and he's all like, " Yeah...it's maddog...i mean...Maddie". So, i told him nice save and he said:
Thanks, you should see my home runs.
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I was on the receiving end of a phone call that started out quite innocently
"Do you have a mortgage?"
Just when I thought this was someone working for a financing agency, she
finishes by asking for my email address :o In a week when I've received so
many tele-marketing calls, its a little cheesey to get "picked up" like this :P
I've never really gotten anything cheesy, just rude. "
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Peace
Aaron