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Title: Philosophical thought
Post by: Katia's Lover on May 26, 2003, 06:03:10 pm

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Title: Philosophical thought
Post by: Vultch on May 26, 2003, 06:05:33 pm

Amen to that!

Title: Philosophical thought
Post by: Zebrakorn on May 26, 2003, 06:38:11 pm

An alternative..

When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk, we wander the streets being loud and annoying and break things. When we wander the streets being loud and annoying and break things we spend the night in a prison cell.

Let's all get drunk and go to prison / run someone over / get run over / generally annoy people ;o)