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Other Topics => Entertainment - Movies / TV / Books => Topic started by: badsrx7 on May 26, 2003, 06:31:05 pm
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any conan fans?
i loveeeee him
"Sit perfectly still, only I may dance." -Conan O'brien
doooo the string dance!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Conan is the greatest!!!!!!!!!!
Did you see "In the year 2000" with Jim Carrey last week?!?!?!
"In the year 2000 it will be proven that carrots do NOT in fact help eyesight, but it is still #1 for reaching that deep rectal itch."
"In the year 2000 aliens will come and inhabit the earth. But they will all die attempting to imitate the stunts seen on Jackass."
I DIED!
Ahh, and the Anna Nicole jokes/impression is great!
I also like how Max (where the hell is he?! Is 'The Boss' tour that long?!) beats the HELL out of those drums.
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lmaoooo!!
i saw that.. it was hysterical..!!
and then jim got up and hit
la bomba and started to sing in the year 2000..
lol
conan is the best..
i saw a taping of his show in february
he's hilarious.. he started dancing with random people from the audience then made two guys dance together..
and then made the guy give max a hug..
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lmaoooo!!
i saw that.. it was hysterical..!!
and then jim got up and hit
la bomba and started to sing in the year 2000..
lol
conan is the best..
i saw a taping of his show in february
he's hilarious.. he started dancing with random people from the audience then made two guys dance together..
and then made the guy give max a hug..
I'M JEALOUS!
If I ever do go to NYC, that'll be the first thing I do.
Knowing my luck though, they'll be airing reruns that day.
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lol
mmm ill probably go again this summer
i must put that on my to-do list.
and this time, i'm bringing my jesus statues!
haha we got the jesus statues just because of him
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isnt he that political guy?????? I forget!!
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lol nahh
he is the guy who hosts a late night talk-show type deal
and he's hilarious
mmm.. i think you're thinkin of bill mahr? (if that's how you spell his name)
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Conan a political guy... Ha.
Conan is the best ever. I can totally see why you got the Jesus statues.
Did you see the clay issue??? GREAT!
Wish it wouldn't have just been a re-done episode though. I was thinking it was going to be a real show made into clay. Ah well.
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i saw it! haha
yea.. it was a little boring after a while and i had already seen that episode
also, conan's facial expressions are hilarious, but you couldnt really see those which made me sad. lol
but it had some good parts.. like the jackass clips and the beginning..
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:?
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I was gone but now im back
i had to finish upp so english hw.
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so school is not out yet huh?
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nope.
blah
i hate school.
i am gettting sooooo lazy.
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8)
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Yeah I absolutely love him
Saw a live taping of his show last february.
He is so hilarious.. and very tall.. and very sexy ;D ha-ha
Do the string dance !
Keep coool my babies, keep cool!
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He is one of the funniest men to ever walk this earth. His show cracks me up every night. And that hair! Oh, you've gotta love that hair.
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He is one of the funniest men to ever walk this earth. His show cracks me up every night. And that hair! Oh, you've gotta love that hair.
Yes, the hair!
I am such a freak.. I went out and bought Jesus statues.. because he always makes fun of them..
(they're like Jesus playing sports with children)
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I loooooooooooove Conan! I got hooked 2 years ago when Nessa was the musical guest, and while I was watching it I never laughed so hard in my life! I've been watching it ever since! And I saw THE funniest one ever from this summer. David Copperfield was on and he pulled all these practical jokes on Conan, it was sooo funny!
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Oh man, now there is baby Conan ;D
Conan pics:
(http://www.nbc.com/photos/Late_Night/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/1LCOaa03.jpg)
(http://www.nbc.com/photos/Late_Night/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/1LCOak03.jpg)
(http://www.nbc.com/photos/Late_Night/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/1LCOag3.jpg)
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Hehe!
He is too funny!
He needs to do some more desk driving!
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Hehe!
He is too funny!
He needs to do some more desk driving!
true dat Daniel!!!!!
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ALECS! :o
Do you have AIM?
I'm on but I have a different SN.
Conan just said (Paraphrase) "A 70 year old was arrested for having a methenfeimine(sp) lab that she ran out of an retirement home. The staff became suspicious when a good number off the old people were staying up way past their bedtime at 7:30."
hehe
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nope
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Erg Satan!
www.aim.com
:D
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Tonight's Conan, while a repeat, was so funny! It all comes down to one line:
"Stop spraying whipped cream in my bushes, you bastard!"
Oh, too funny. And if you missed it, too bad. It really was priceless.
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He needs to do some more desk driving!
Yeah I'm obsessed with the desk-driving.
I alsooo like "What in the world!"
They have at the nbc.com a whole bunch of 'em!
And I saw last night's repeat.. it was very funnnny.. umm what was the joke.. OOOH.. "the founder of holiday inn died last week.. but he checked out after 3, so they charged him an extra day."
haha I remember watching it a long time agoo.. too
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He has the funniest late night talk show, hands down, bar none. And he has the best skits like Triumph the insult comic dog, and the Masterb*ting bear and pimpbot 2000 lmao....and i love his via satallite skits
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Tonight was damn funny with his whole impression of coming home to his new baby drunk. I laughed sooo hard. Damn funny stuff. Gotta love Conan, no matter what BV says. :razz:
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congrats to conan and his wife on the new little girl, "co-nina"
i was so excited when he got married
i was so excited when i heard he was going to be a daddy
and i was so happy when i watched last night and got to hear all about his daughter - mazel tov!
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congrats to conan and his wife on the new little girl, "co-nina"
i was so excited when he got married
i was so excited when i heard he was going to be a daddy
and i was so happy when i watched last night and got to hear all about his daughter - mazel tov!
I know! When I found out he had a girl, I was just like AWWW ;D
He's so wonderful.
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I missed last night...feel asleep early, which is rare...
I'll be watching tonight when I get home from homecoming!
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Last night they brought back the Masturbating Bear! lol Too funny. And when they got La Bomba involved, oh that was too much. The article segment wasn't that funny though. I hope Monday he'll do something better. Still a great show though.
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Last night they brought back the Masturbating Bear! lol Too funny. And when they got La Bomba involved, oh that was too much. The article segment wasn't that funny though. I hope Monday he'll do something better. Still a great show though.
maybe I missed that part....I don't even remember what he did last night...
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Did anyone see the show the other night with Triumph as the musical guest? I laughed so hard I almost cried. It was sooo funny.
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Nov. 24..
A WEEK FROM MONDAY..
GOING TO SEE CONAN ;D
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Cool!!
They did a desk driving re run earlier tonight!!
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I saw!
lol..
Hilarious!
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"i joke i joke"
"i kid i kid"
lol
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I didn't see Conan today.. my sister sent the confirmation slip to her schoool.. and she is sick.. and I had to make up a test after school.
Ah well.
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I didn't see Conan today.. my sister sent the confirmation slip to her schoool.. and she is sick.. and I had to make up a test after school.
Ah well.
That sucks :(
(http://www.theviewfromhererocks.com/Images/bushmask.jpg)
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Conan was doing his Fake Headlines tonight...And he said "Greenville Beacon in Greenville South Carolina" which is right where I live...And is is rather stupid because we're far from the coast he could have given us, Greenville Gassett or something, but we don't have either of those...
Conan Funny! hehe
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Who saw Conan's State of the Show address??
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I missed that.. but I did see Donald Trump.. La Bamba.. YOU'RE FIRED.. La Bamba where are you going.. you don't have a home.
I'll catch it tomorrowww on Comedy Central.
HAHAH.. Pope quotes.. "I love this movie almost as much as God"
Hahaha.. and I did see the headlines with the Greenville beacon..
That was a funny episode.. IT's SNOWING DUDE.. STORE RUNS OUT OF SHOVELS, DUDE.
and then in a little box on the last page "Pope leaves for Mars" and "All of South America is incinerated in Fires" but back to the snow.
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Haha yeah it was great!
I want to go to NY and see him live, that would be great!
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It's an experience.
He is HUGE..
he looks huge on TV.. but I mean.. HE IS A GIANT.
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Dang!
I could see he was definatly tall on the times he would come out from behind his desk and dance, but 8O
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Coney's going to Canadia!
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/01/22/television.conan.reut/index.html
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I heard I heard!
He was talking to Kristin Kreuk about it!
Oh man, that should be SOO funny.. no matter what.
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I saw the rerun of Conan's state of the show
hahahahah..
We're going to have more witty political satire and less random arbitrarily funny humor, and now we present a cactus playing "We didn't start the fire" on a flute.
LMAO.. I died.
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I saw the rerun of Conan's state of the show
hahahahah..
We're going to have more witty political satire and less random arbitrarily funny humor, and now we present a cactus playing "We didn't start the fire" on a flute.
LMAO.. I died.
Yay that was insane!!
I liked this one...
In a recent interview with Britney Spears says there is a song on her new album about masterbation. She says she thinks it should be encouraged. When they ended the interview, the reported told Britney don't worry, no one has encouraged masterbation more than you!
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I saw that rerun Daniel, that was great!
I don't have anything to post because I forget stuff.... but him and Dolly Parton singing that song was priceless!
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hahha.. yeah I saw that..
He was funny with Aston Kutcher..
when he tried on the hat.. that was great.
that whole interview was hilarious.
Conan in Toronto should be hilarious..
well.. I mean when isn't he?
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*Conie talking about his monolouge*
"It's like a little cookie, then you bring out the soup...SO GUESS WHAT?! The soup's on!"
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My friends got Conan tickets for October 8th
(my birthday ;D)
something to look forward to.. in the not-so-near future.
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I was watching a re-run on Comedy Cental from back when "Along Came Polly" was opening. It had Ben Stiller, but that doesn't matter. I was cracking up at one of his news things :
According to recent studies, people under 25 learn most about politics from the internet. Not surprisingly, the head-runner for this age group is Senator Increase Your Penis By Two Inches
LMAO!
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Today was one of the best!
NEW SUMMER CHARACTERS!
Such as:
Knee sock Jones: who had socks going to his knees of course...and he had all kinds of things in them.
The Gay Bible: which conan said was the most hypocritical of them all. It was a big bible walking out with two guys holding it's hands.
The 'Predict When You Die Squirrel': who gave kids little cards telling them when they'd die!
And some others, but those were the super funny ones...
And when Knee Sock Jones came out (which of course it was the same guy who does alot of the other funny parts like Preparation H guy) he came up to a girl and said I cannot believe you still carry a backpack! I've got everything in my socks! And he named off some stuff and mentioned he had condoms in his socks. The girl was saying he was soooo sexxxy. Then he left and she screamed "I'll never forget you knee sock jones" and then it showed conan, and he said "man I don't know why he passed up the opportunity to score with that woman" and then knee sock jones walked out holding the gay bibles hand...HAHAHAHAHA!!
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I am so watching that oN Comedy Central at Noon!
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Knee Socks Jones was too funny!
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"Check your fly, it may be down, we're not sure."
That old fashioned baseball was hillarious!
"What is that demonry?" *points to air plane*
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For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."
It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."
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For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."
It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."
more good classic Conan :lol:
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For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."
It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."
Oh yes! I saw that. He made a joke about Ruben Studdart, leaned into the microphone and said "fat". Haha, so funny!
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Thanks to hen00 on LJ in the Conan community for typing this up!
C welcome Martha
M hello Conan
C yes.. Martha... you have a deeper voice than I do Martha
M Quite true
C yes yeah, not a good day for you I'm afraid were you at all surprised by the judges desicion ?
M no she's been a real hard ass through this whole process
C really
M by the way I forgot to compliment her on the way she looked in that formless black robe I must get one the next time I wanna look like a curbside trashbag with a 12 dollar perm
C ok Martha c'mon that's not good
M I told her I'll be out in 5 months but she'll be ugly forever
C ok Martha that's not smart to insult a judge let's move on, when are you gonna start you prison term when is this gonna happen
M I'm hoping to get it pushed off until after labor day my orange jumpsuit will really copliment the fall foliage at danderum prison or as I like to call it the skank tank.
C ok so uh it's a happy show tonight what do you think prision is gonna be like martha ?
M oh it'll be a hellish nightmare for any bitch that looks at me sideways martha's coming to town y'all better recognize
C ok well martha your already sounding prety tough
M that's right Conan unfortunatly 5 months dosen't give me enough time to establish cell block dominance so I'll have to start dropping hoes in the showers right away if I'm going to rule that cage by christmas
C ok well I just can't imagine you living in a simple concrete prison cell
M oh I'll make it my own I'm planing to add a personal touch with some thick scented candles a hand picked chenille afghan and some embroidered throwpillows
C yeah but none of those are allowed in prison
M that's why I'll be smuggling it all in, in my rectum it's quite practical
C well anyway fortunatly Martha you only have to serve 5 months in prison
M By then world will have changed I will have changed I'll have to re-learn simple things like buying a loaf of bread or screaming at the maid will seem totally foreign to me I'll probably be back in the big house my memorial day oh Conan I don't know what I'm going to do (crying)
C Martha Martha it's going to be ok
M no it's not (crying)
C no no no you'll be fine Martha
M no I won't (crying)
C no you'll be fine
M no no it's all over
C no don't say that
M (devilish) how dare you talk to the dark lord that way, my winged fire monkeys will drag you to the deepest depths of hell where you entrails will be roasted over the flames of burning souls
C alrightalrightalright!
M huuuuuhuhuhbleghlelel
C ok ok Martha fine! well good luck in prison
M (normal) oh well thank you Conan don't forget to visit
C yeah well thank you martha
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my cousin met conan at a gas station in connecticut sunday
he rode up in his porsche..(he has a house in connecticut)
soo my uncle was like isn't that the guy you watch?
and my cousin went up to him and asked for an autograph
so conan was trying to write it while pumping gas and was having trouble so my cousin pumped conan's gas while he signed his autograph
my cousin was in his baseball uniform so conan was like "did you win?"
and my cousin told him no
soo he signed the autograph
and wrote "next time win" haha
i'm sooo jealous! that's a good story.
"i pumped conan's gas"
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aww that's awesome Sam!
I miss you, don't come around enough!
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haha
i thought i come here pretty often!
maybe i just dont post too often anymore.
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maybe i just dont post too often anymore.
No, you don't! We miss you :(
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awww.
i will try to post more
but it might cut into my busy summer schedule
of
sleeping. . . and. . sleeping
lol
yea i dont have a life!
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I know Vanessa has appeared on Leno, but has she appeared on Conan?
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she's appeared on conan..
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she's appeared on conan..
http://www.angelfire.com/music4/hideto3.0/vanessa.htm
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i saw two pilots written by conan a few years back while i was visiting LA
if you get a chance they are very funny - you should go see them
1- Lookwell
2- Beat Cops
xoxo
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CONAN FRIDAY.
and it's my bday
and interpol is scheduled to be on the show.
UM..
yeaaaa, i am ridiculously excited.
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Conan rocks. I can't wait til 2009.
I'll stay up and watch him every night!
I miss him being on Comedy Central. When will they air his episodes again?
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He's not funny.
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Some quotes from his show that I found humorous.
Conan O'Brien : Ben and J-Lo have announced that they want a small wedding. Yeah. So they decided to invite all the people who saw GIGLI.
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
Conan O'Brien : ...whoever replaces Ruben Studdard has some pretty big pants to fill. Now...
[pause]
Conan O'Brien : Big fat man. Now... But wonderful voice, wonderful voice...
[small pause]
Conan O'Brien : Fat.
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog : [referring to Simon Cowell] I always wondered what would happen if you blow-dried the "Weakest Link" chick and cut off her nuts.
[after uproarious applause]
Conan O'Brien : Calm down, people. The show's just not that good.
[after Uma Thurman tells him that she sometimes eats in the nude]
Conan O'Brien : I tried that once, but I was kicked out of Denny's.
Paul Bettany : You say "oregano", we say "ore-gah-no". You say "tomato", we say "tom-ah-to". You say "erb", and we say "herb" because there's a fucking "h" at the beginning.
Audience Member: I love you, Conan!
Conan O'Brien : I love you too, sir.
They don't show "Late Night" on Comedy Central anymore... :cry: