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Title: a nun joke... ha ha ha
Post by: Ms.Redd on May 28, 2003, 04:37:12 pm

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?  I wonder what he wants?

SL: It's logical!  He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no!  At this rate he will reach us in fifteen minutes at the most.  What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working.  The man did the only logical thing.  He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do?  At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.  You go that way and I'll go this way.  He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical!  Thank God you are here!  Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes!  But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened.  I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened.  He reached me!

SM: Oh, dear!  What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister!  What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants.

   

SM: Oh, no!  What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?  A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And ... for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's!

Title: lol@Mallory
Post by: topher8467 on May 28, 2003, 04:41:01 pm

That was good; you gotta love a good nun joke.

Thanks; i'll have to remember it.

Chris

Title: a nun joke... ha ha ha
Post by: Holly on May 28, 2003, 07:02:01 pm

lmao!!

i had to read this one... cause there are alot of nuns at my school so i see them alot

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Post by: Blake on May 29, 2003, 12:04:10 pm

LMAO!!!

Now that was logical!

Title: I am a honest catholic
Post by: Manda on May 29, 2003, 04:56:15 pm

and i liked it...it wasn't all that funny but okay.
Amanda

Title: a nun joke... ha ha ha
Post by: B on May 29, 2003, 04:58:58 pm

LMAO, pretty funny.

-Brian