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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: Blake on June 27, 2003, 01:09:17 pm
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Wooo! I thought I would post this herre instead of burrying at the bottom of the LP post where no one would see it....this is an email i am sending to a local station to try to get free tickets
Hey, I heard you were giving away tickets to the Summer Sanitarium in Atlanta Georgia July 11th. And I wanted to email you to tell you that I will do anything to get just 1 ticket...(or if you want 2). But I came up with a list of some things I will do to: promote your station, absolutly humiliate myself, and get me a ticket to see LINKIN PARK!
Heres the list:
1. Walk around with only a thong on and stickers of 93.3 The Planet, all over my body except my head. For 6 or more hours downtown, at cherrydale, or wherever...hell I would even do it in front of bob jones university. (Who cares about body hair, I'll sacrafice it and inflict pain for Linkin Park tickets.)
2. I will let people throw food at me for 1 hour.
3. I'll let you shave my legs, arms(I would let you shave my head, but I gotta look good for the concert...)
4. You can, paint my finger nails and toe nails whatever color you want.
5. You can paint me entire skin (except the croch area, and my ass)
6. You can cover me in peanut butter or jelly or whatever you chose(within reason).
7. You can stick condoms on my fingers and I will wear sandles and you can put them on my toes.
8. And I will wear a ski mask.
Hell, I love Linkin Park so much, you don't have to pick one of those, I will do all 8 of them at once! Does that not make you wanna give me a ticket for doing that? I mean come on, think of all the listeners you would get listening when you tell them your gonna do that to me. I'll be emailing all my friends and calling them telling them to listen cause I'm gonna be embarassing my ass off!! So please please please let me! I will do anything ANYTHING ANYTHING....you can even come up with somemore(withing reason)! And if not, if you could atleast send me back details on how to win the tickets...
Thanks--And again I beg please!
Daniel Marko
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You KNOW this doesn't belong here. And yet you post it here ANYWAYS. Take five minutes and think about that.
---Andrew
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oh dear lord...
*prays for you*
*glad i am in a different state too...*
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well does it not show dedication....besides couldn't american juniors post go under other musicians?
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well does it not show dedication....besides couldn't american juniors post go under other musicians?
I think American Juniors belongs here since it is a show not a group....but this post is funny, and its more about what you are doing to get to a show...so i would think its aright here...
imma have to agree with Joe though, i am glad im not from georgia! hahaha, if i saw you doing those things i would probably never be able to sleep soundly again
oh yeah and GOOD LUCK
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You KNOW this doesn't belong here. And yet you post it here ANYWAYS. Take five minutes and think about that.
---Andrew
Let the mods do their job. If they don't wan't it here they will move it. Don't be so harsh man.
Anyways, I also agree with Joey! Haha :)
Well good luck I guess.
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I think it's ok here...though it does cause disturbing mental pictures
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I think it's ok here...though it does cause disturbing mental pictures
LMAO! Yes it does. I stopped reading about half way down...didn't think I could read much more of that..
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lol that's awesome. they have to give you the tickets now. it sounds crazy, but hey, at least you have the balls to follow through with all that. I might be able to say i'd do all that to meet Rooney, but i sure as hell don't think i'd actually do any of it. Good luck!
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Oh my, lmao.
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I think it's ok here...though it does cause disturbing mental pictures
(http://www.boomspeed.com/sascha/rofl.gif)
i hope i dont get nightmares from Daniel's post. lol
he's a brave dude. :wink:
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LoL! ya'll I'm just doing for the tickets to the concert...I am in the LPU so I get to meet them if i go...
*Don't worry...I'm not getting completly naked!*
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LoL! ya'll I'm just doing for the tickets to the concert...I am in the LPU so I get to meet them if i go...
*Don't worry...I'm not getting completly naked!*
thank god. lol
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LoL! ya'll I'm just doing for the tickets to the concert...I am in the LPU so I get to meet them if i go...
*Don't worry...I'm not getting completly naked!*
thank god. lol
All the people on the LPMB were wanting to see pics... :evil:
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LoL! ya'll I'm just doing for the tickets to the concert...I am in the LPU so I get to meet them if i go...
*Don't worry...I'm not getting completly naked!*
thank god. lol
All the people on the LPMB were wanting to see pics... :evil:
lol
in that case post some pics here too. not too naked ones though. lol
and after the shaving. :wink:
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I am kinda scared now.....everyone wants pics....hmmm....well I know I can't post naked ones....I wouldn't want those leaked around the internet....
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lmao. take pics, copyright them and then sell them. lol
the ones with the nail polish will make a great bussines. lol
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well.....hmmmm
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well does it not show dedication....besides couldn't american juniors post go under other musicians?
My point wasn't that I think it doesn't belong here. I don't have an opinion one way or the other. My point is that you imply in your first post that YOU think it doesn't belong here. Then you posted it. Which seems sketchy to me.
I don't care where you post it, cause if I dont wanna read it, I just wont click on it :wink:
---Andrew
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...wow 8O
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interesting........
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interesting........
haha
...wow 8O
haha