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Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Vultch on July 15, 2003, 05:40:17 pm: This is way too funny. You can translate English into 12yr old AOLer.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: TSE on July 15, 2003, 06:09:31 pm: TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF? LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: LimeTwister on July 15, 2003, 06:20:08 pm: Quote from: "TSE"
TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF? LOL

where is my C? :cry: hiding under the translator...
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: tylor2000 on July 15, 2003, 06:57:19 pm: Hey, you could create new commands and stuff on this:

{HYPERLINK"C:\DATA\08TOYS.XLS"}

{HYP3RLINKC\DATA\082YSXLS}11111!1 OMG

doesn't work as well on numbers though...

3.141592653589793238462643

3141592653589793238462643!11!1 OMG

no good for making code also......

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

tylor
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: TSE on July 15, 2003, 07:17:23 pm: Quote from: "LimeTwister"
Quote from: "TSE"
TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF? LOL

where is my C? :cry: hiding under the translator...

U DON LIEK MEH WEN I TLAK LIEK DIS? Y JOEY Y?

(And I made that one up on my own no traslator!)
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Katia's Lover on July 15, 2003, 07:28:13 pm: What's wrong with AOL?

WUT WRONG WIT AOL??!?!? LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: B on July 15, 2003, 08:24:42 pm: Interesting, but flawed ...lol. They forgot to make the typing like "tHiS" and they forgot that people like to spell "me" as "meeh!!!!" lol

-Brian
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 16, 2003, 06:38:50 am: I THINK AOL IS SHITY TAHT IS Y MAH COMPUTAR IS BROKEN B/C OF DANG AOL111!!1!! WTF

nothing overly wrong with the post. -Vulture
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: tricia on July 16, 2003, 09:30:52 am: TEH DIXEI CHIKS WER3 AEWSOM3 LAST NIGHT

12 year olds are retarded o_O
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: rosieposy87 on July 16, 2003, 10:10:18 am: "Why hello there old chum, how are you on this fine morning?"

Y HELO THEIR OLD CHUM HOW R U ON THIS FIEN MORNNG?!!?!???! OMG WTF

i love how they just throw in those 'omg's and 'wtf's. ahh the chuckles.
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grakthis on July 16, 2003, 10:16:50 am: Quote from: "rosieposy87"
"Why hello there old chum, how are you on this fine morning?"

Y HELO THEIR OLD CHUM HOW R U ON THIS FIEN MORNNG?!!?!???! OMG WTF

i love how they just throw in those 'omg's and 'wtf's. ahh the chuckles.

I think my favorite part is the mixing of the I's and E's and just randomly leaving out letters!

I think, from now on, im gonna throw in random OMG's and WTF's into my posts! OMG1!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hehehehehe.

---Andrew
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 16, 2003, 10:43:26 am: ENGLISH-2-12-Y3AR-OLD-AOLAR TRANSLA2R
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Vultch on July 16, 2003, 11:09:18 am: I WAS STANE3D WIT A ROLE IN A DAY NOT MAH OWN
BUT AS U WOK3D IN2 MAH LIEF U SHOW3D WUT NEDED 2 B SHOWN
AND I ALWAYS KN3W WUT WAS RIGHT I JUST DIDNT KNOW TAHT I MIGHT
PEL AWAY AND CHOS3 2 SE WIT SUCH A DIFERANT SIGHT

AND I WIL NAV3R SE DA SKY DA SM3 WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BYA 2 Y3STERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER C3AES 2 FLY IF HELD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS R3ACH 2 HIGH CAUSA IV3 SEN CAUSA IVE SEN TWILIGHT

N3VER CAERD NEVAR WANTED
N3V3R SOUGHT 2 SE WUT FLAUNTAD
SO ON PURPOSA SO IN MAH FAEC CUDNT SE BYOND MAH OWN PLAEC
AND IT WAS SO EASY NOT 2 BHOLD WUT I CUD HOLD
BUT U TAUGHT M3 I CUD CHANG3 WUT CMA WITHIN THESE SHALOW DAYS

AND I WIL NEVER SE DA SKY TEH SME WAY AND
I WIL L3ARN 2 SAY GOD-BYE 2 Y3ST3RDAY AND
I WIL N3VER C3AES 2 FLY IF H3LD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS RAACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IV3 SEN CAUSA IVE SEN

AS TEH SUN SHIENS THROUGH IT PUSHES AWAY AND PUSHES AEHAD
IT FILS TEH WARMTH OF BLU3 AND LAAEVS A CHIL INST3AD AND
I DIDNT KNOW TAHT I CUD B SO BLIND 2 AL TAHT IS SO R3AL
BUT AS ILUSION DEIS I SE THEIR IS SO MUCH 2 B REV3AELD

AND I WIL NEVER SE TEH SKY TEH SME WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BY3 2 YASTERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER CEAES 2 FLY IF H3LD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS RAACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IV3 SEN CAUS3 IVE SEN TWILIGHT

I WAS STANEED BY A ROLE IN A DAY NOT MAH OWN
BUT AS U WOKED IN2 MAH LIEF U SHOWED WUT NED3D 2 B SHOWN
AND I ALWAYS KNEW WUT WAS RIGHT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW TAHT I MIGHT
PEL AWAY AND CHOS3 2 SE WIT SUCH A DIFERENT SIGHT

AND I WIL NEVAR SE DA SKY TEH SM3 WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BYE 2 YESTERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER CAAES 2 FLY IF HALD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS REACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IVE SEN CAUS3 IVA SEN TWILIGHT.
!!!111!1!!1!1!1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 16, 2003, 11:21:16 am: HAHA!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: B on July 16, 2003, 11:42:38 am: Kevin .... that is even scarier than BMTL translated into 12 Year old AOL'er *is afraid, very afraid* :evil::!:
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: TSE on July 16, 2003, 12:06:06 pm: Kev, hahaha! Freaky! I translated Twilght last night when I was messing around with it! LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 16, 2003, 01:19:08 pm: TH3Y NED 2 CHANGE IT 2 1 YAAR OLD1!!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IMM INSULTAD BY SUCH THNGS AND I SPEAK FOR AL 12 YEAR OLDS WHEN I SAY IMM OFENDED BY THNGS SUCH AS THIS!111111! LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 16, 2003, 01:23:05 pm: Quote from: "DixieChck615"
12 year olds are retarded o_O
>:o
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: tricia on July 17, 2003, 12:59:35 am: LMAO...I was waiting for you to get to that

OMG WTF 1!!!!!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: LimeTwister on July 17, 2003, 05:03:33 am: make it a rule everyone has to end their sentence with OMG WTF!!!!1!!!1!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grakthis on July 17, 2003, 05:58:28 am: Quote from: "LimeTwister"
make it a rule everyone has to end their sentence with OMG WTF!!!!1!!!1!

LOL! I love this IDEA! OMG WWTF!!!1!!1
---Andrew
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 17, 2003, 08:09:24 am: Hehe: http://vanessacarlton.com/bboard/forumname/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1422963

OMG WTF!!!!1!!!1!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Logikal X on July 17, 2003, 08:16:53 am: Quote from: "danielmarko"
Hehe: http://vanessacarlton.com/bboard/forumname/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1422963

OMG WTF!!!!1!!!1!

G3WD EY3 DANIL OMG WTF!!1!!!1
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 17, 2003, 08:20:28 am: THANK YA PET3 I WONDAR IF SHA/H3 WIL GET DA HINT??!!!?! WTF LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 17, 2003, 12:47:05 pm: Quote from: "DixieChck615"
LMAO...I was waiting for you to get to that

OMG WTF 1!!!!!

Haha.

Here, I went to Mass this morning with my Grandmother, and I decided to translate the Nicene Creed . . .

W3 BLEIV3 IN ON3 GOD DA FATH3R DA ALMIGHTY
MAEKR OF HEAEVN AND AARTH OF AL TAHT IS SEN AND UNSEN1!!!1!!1 W3 BLEIVA IN ON3 LORD JESUS DA ONLY SON OF GOD1!!1 ETERNALY BGOTEN OF DA FATHAR
GOD1!!11! OMG FROM GOD LIGHT FROM LIGHT TRUE GOD FROM TRUA GOD
BGOTEN!1!1!!1! OMG WTF NOT MAED ONE IN BNG WIT DA FATH3R!!!!!!!1 OMG THROUGH HIM AL THNGS WERA MAED!1!1!11 LOL FOR US MEN AND FOR OUR SALVATION HA CME DOWN FROM H3AEVN BY TEH POWER OF TEH HOLY SPIRIT HA WAS BORN OF TEH VIRGIN MARY AND BCOME MAN!!1!! OMG LOL FOR OUR SAEK HE WAS CRUCIFEID UNDER PONTIUS PILAET
HE SUFAR3D DEID AND WAS BUREID!!11 OMG WTF ON TEH THIRD DAY H3 ROSA AGANE IN FULFILMENT OF TEH SCRIPTURES H3 ASC3NDAD IN2 HEAEVN AND IS SAAETD AT DA RIGHT HAND OF DA FATHER!1111!11 WTF LOL HA WIL COME AGANE IN GLORY 2 JUDG3 TEH LIVNG AND TEH D3AD AND HIS KNGDOM WIL HAEV NO 3ND!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL W3 BLEIVA IN TEH HOLY SPIRIT TEH LORD DA GIEVR OF LIEF!!1!1!1 OMG WHO PROCEDS FROM DA FATHAR AND TEH SON!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL WIT DA FATH3R AND DA SON HE IS WORSHIEPD AND GLORIFEID!1!!11! WTF HE HAS SPOKAN THROUGH DA PROPHATS!!11! W3 BLEIVE IN ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOS2LIC CHURCH1111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE AKNOWLADG3 ONE BAPTISM FOR TEH FORGIEVN3S OF SINS!11111 OMG WTF LOL W3 LOK FOR TEH RASUR3CTION OF DA D3AD AND TEH LIEF OF DA WORLD 2 COME1!!11 OMG

That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Grakthis on July 17, 2003, 01:05:32 pm: CeCe, you change sigs more than I change underwear. Weirdo :wink:
---Andrew
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: LimeTwister on July 17, 2003, 01:09:20 pm: Quote from: "Grakthis"
CeCe, you change sigs more than I change underwear. Weirdo :wink:
---Andrew

somethings are better left unsaid...
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 17, 2003, 01:30:24 pm: Quote from: "Grakthis"
CeCe, you change sigs more than I change underwear. Weirdo :wink:
---Andrew

Did you read my current sig, though? It's definitely one of the greatest I've ever had.
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: TSE on July 17, 2003, 02:33:16 pm: Lol! OMG God from God!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 17, 2003, 02:51:37 pm: I like "DA FATHAR''
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: PIBby on July 17, 2003, 05:05:55 pm: ALRIGHT !!1111!1 OMG LOL !!11!1 OMG !11!111 OMG LOL WHO WAS HE SMART ONE WHO L3FT TEH FREZ3R DOR OPEN?!??!?!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Moogs21 on July 18, 2003, 06:30:54 pm: it wont works

*cries like a 12 yr old*
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on July 19, 2003, 09:59:35 am: Quote from: "LimeTwister"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
CeCe, you change sigs more than I change underwear. Weirdo :wink:
---Andrew

somethings are better left unsaid...

LMAO!
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Moogs21 on July 22, 2003, 03:09:34 pm: hey if you guys liked that 12 yr old thing check this out

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

thats cool to
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on August 05, 2003, 11:07:54 am: Quote from: "danielmarko"
I THINK AOL IS SHITY TAHT IS Y MAH COMPUTAR IS BROKEN B/C OF DANG AOL111!!1!! WTF

nothing overly wrong with the post. -Vulture

?
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Vultch on August 05, 2003, 11:23:43 am: someone had reported the post. was probably hitting the wrong button by accident
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on August 05, 2003, 11:31:20 am: oh hehe....
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Jophess on August 05, 2003, 11:32:04 am: HAHA TAHTS FRIGIN FUNY KEV111!!11! WTF I LOVE IT!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL WEL I LIEK DA ORIGINAL ONE BTER1!!! WTF
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Blake on June 08, 2004, 10:31:50 pm: Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
make it a rule everyone has to end their sentence with OMG WTF!!!!1!!!1!

LOL! I love this IDEA! OMG WWTF!!!1!!1
---Andrew

So, since I'm bringing this back up to the top, we shall begin. OMG WWTF!!!1!!1
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: Holly on June 08, 2004, 11:03:16 pm: HAHA.1111!!1!!1!1!!! OMG WTF LOL TAHTS GREAT
BUT!!1!!11! LOL TEH SAD THNG IS I DID WRIET LIEK TAHT WHAN I WAS LIEK 12 21!!!1 OMG
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: pianoplayer88 on June 09, 2004, 07:21:23 am: I didn't have AOL when I was 12. I didn't even know what LOL meant when I was 12 OMG WWTF!!!1!!1
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: JazzyManda on June 09, 2004, 07:30:47 am: Vanessa Carlton rocks!! = VAENSA CARL2N ROKS11!1 OMG

haha
i'm pretty sure i didn't talk like that when i was 12....

Amanda
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: B on June 09, 2004, 08:41:04 am: THIS IS STIL ONA OF TEH MOST HILARIOUS THNGS 3VAR111!1!11 WTF LOL W0RD!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL
Title: English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
Post by: rosieposy87 on June 09, 2004, 08:46:56 am: Quote from: "Tha Blingster"
THIS IS STIL ONA OF TEH MOST HILARIOUS THNGS 3VAR111!1!11 WTF LOL W0RD!!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL

STIL FUNY AH BRIAN???!!!??! OMG WTF LOL