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Title: ummm can we say - yuck!
Post by: divasteph on July 18, 2003, 08:19:52 am: Man Cuts Off, Eats Own Penis

Police Say He Had Taken Hallucinogenic Drugs

Jul 14, 2003 4:57 pm US/Mountain
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.

They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took the drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation center.

Malaysia's national news agency reports he's hospitalized in stable condition.
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Post by: PIBby on July 18, 2003, 08:22:50 am: Quote from: "divasteph"
They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

Joey and I hear voices, but we would never do anything like that . . .
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Post by: Katia's Lover on July 18, 2003, 09:06:02 am: I did this last week.
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Post by: x Jennifer x on July 18, 2003, 09:11:58 am: sHAKE n bAKE PENIS?...One Second..hold up.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO! rofl gosh damn laughing my ass off .........

8O :lol:
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Post by: tylor2000 on July 18, 2003, 09:14:39 am: If someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

I don't care how many voices told me to cut off and eat my own penis, I would be like, "Do you think I'm crazy?" Then the voices would say, "Yes. Otherwise why would you be hearing me...." I would be like, "Oh yeah, good point." Then I would cut it off and FRY it KFC style. :wink:

Suuuuurrre.................

tylor
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Post by: x Jennifer x on July 18, 2003, 09:18:56 am: Lol...wow people get wierder everyday...

thats funny though ..how in the hell someone gonna cut off thier own penis and fry it...i didnt think they can fry...haha lol!!!!!!
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Post by: Gina on July 18, 2003, 09:31:26 am: holy shit that is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard! :!: :!:

lol u have to be a total MORON to listen to voices that tell u to do such things
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Post by: Gently realistic on July 18, 2003, 09:31:52 am: I hope for his sake it tasted good....
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Post by: Alecs on July 18, 2003, 09:34:02 am: I guess he either took waaaaaay too much acid or ate waaaaaay to many shrooms. That's just insane!!! I can't imagine anyone(unless they were already wacked in the head)doing something like that even if they were on drugs. 8O
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Post by: Gently realistic on July 18, 2003, 09:40:06 am: A few months ago in Germany something similar happened.. with an even more gruesome outcome. One guy agreed with the other he could cut off his penis, before both of them ate it. Afterwards, he killed him, and ate the rest of his body. How did minds ever get to this...
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Post by: tylor2000 on July 18, 2003, 09:48:34 am: Quote from: "Gently realistic"
A few months ago in Germany something similar happened.. with an even more gruesome outcome. One guy agreed with the other he could cut off his penis, before both of them ate it. Afterwards, he killed him, and ate the rest of his body. How did minds ever get to this...

"So what are we going to have for dinner?"
"Hmm....how about your penis"
"hmm......ok, since I don't have anything else in the refrigerator."

(after dinner)

"So how was it?"
"It was alright, but I'm going back for seconds."
"ok, but you are going to have to kill me first."
"alright, just lie on the table here."

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

tylor
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Post by: x Jennifer x on July 18, 2003, 09:52:21 am: i'm wondering what he cut it with! hehe
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Post by: Gently realistic on July 18, 2003, 09:52:57 am: hahaha..........
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Post by: x Jennifer x on July 18, 2003, 10:03:08 am: Hummmm...

2 teaspoon of vinegar
Shake n bake mix
Garlic
1 egg
1 very large penis
and an ax

Place your bowl on the kitchen couter....take the ax and cut off penis,place in the bowl,add the teaspoon of vinegar,chops of garlic for flavor,mix in with an egg,dip penis and bag..and shake shake shake shaka that penis ..take it out gently and dip in frying pan..takes about 10-15 mins..

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
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Post by: tylor2000 on July 18, 2003, 10:06:09 am: this coming from a virgin......

I just have a dark sense of humor is all...... People say I have a dry sense of humour.......

tylor
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Post by: x Jennifer x on July 18, 2003, 10:16:41 am: ok! lol@tylor

i think i had enough with this insanity.....

i'm outtttt!
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Post by: divasteph on July 18, 2003, 10:27:16 am: the more and more i think about it - the more and more i feel sick ---------
i am peniphobic as is - to add in the thought of eating one ----- let alone off your own body ---------------*runs to bathroom*
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Post by: Gently realistic on July 18, 2003, 10:43:36 am: Is that something congenital, or is it more of a syndrome?
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Post by: LimeTwister on July 18, 2003, 10:48:27 am: Quote from: "divasteph"
the more and more i think about it - the more and more i feel sick ---------
i am peniphobic as is - to add in the thought of eating one ----- let alone off your own body ---------------*runs to bathroom*

doesn't sound good for your boyfriend...
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Post by: jessica73 on July 18, 2003, 04:52:02 pm: Quote from: "divasteph"
the more and more i think about it - the more and more i feel sick ---------
i am peniphobic as is - to add in the thought of eating one ----- let alone off your own body ---------------*runs to bathroom*

penophobic, thats a funny word, teehee!
have you told ryan about this phobia? :?
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Post by: divasteph on July 21, 2003, 11:28:42 am: jess- we have been together for 4 years - HE KNOWS!!!

:wink:

xoxo

and besides i love him - so its totally different
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Post by: Blake on July 21, 2003, 11:45:08 am: dear god, that's disgusting! I mean cutting it off, I've heard about those type things before....But EATING IT!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by: DMccanless on July 21, 2003, 11:47:28 am: grosss...he fried it...nasty...
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Post by: Blake on July 21, 2003, 12:22:11 pm: Well....reading that and seeing people repeate "FRYING IT" put a very bad mental picture in my mind....*vomits*
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Post by: DMccanless on July 21, 2003, 06:14:04 pm: Quote from: "danielmarko"
Well....reading that and seeing people repeate "FRYING IT" put a very bad mental picture in my mind....*vomits*

its just...why would he fry it? if he was on those drugs things would he have enough sense to fry it??

so ive probably been labeled as a retard...but its ok :razz:
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Post by: nicole on July 21, 2003, 06:32:31 pm: that must had been some bad stuff!
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Post by: tylor2000 on July 22, 2003, 10:32:34 am: Quote from: "nikkee"
that must had been some bad stuff!

LOL.....no kidding

tylor
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Post by: Gently realistic on July 22, 2003, 10:59:40 am: With some garlic....who knows.

:)
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Post by: DMccanless on July 22, 2003, 03:54:39 pm: Quote from: "Gently realistic"
With some garlic....who knows.

:)

gross...you must know the correct spices for fried penis...