NESSAholics.com
Other Topics => Entertainment - Movies / TV / Books => Topic started by: Jophess on October 14, 2003, 03:41:35 pm
-
I love this show. Nick is funny, watching him try and put up with Jessica. Oh my, and Jessica! She is hilarious. My mom and I's bonding time consists of watching Newlyweds. Here are some Jessica quotes (my faves)
"I wouldn't shoot you honey, unless you cheated on me... then I'd shoot your dick off."
"But they're hitting off pegs!"
-Jessica in Golf
"I feel old! 23 is almost 25, which is mid-twenties!"
"Platmypus"
-what Jessica thought Platypus was
"I don't eat Buffalo Wings..... Why? They're made of buffalo."
-Something along those lines
-
I'm not exactly sure what show this is, every now and then on MTV i'll see them so i'm guessing it's their show.
I liked the time Jessica was going to perform the national anthem (i think?) and someone was singing before her terribly off key and jessica was like "She can't find a key! I can't believe it, she can't find a key"
i laughed for a few minutes on that
-
I loved it when Jessica must have taken a wicked dump in the bathroom and stunk up the whole house. It's right at the beginning of one of the episodes. It was so great. Nick turns to his brother, Drew, thinking it was him. Drew, meanwhile, thought it was Nick who had mad gas. Then Nick realizes it was Jessica and he walks toward the bathroom making faces and telling her to use the fan cause that's what it is there for. He turns on the fan and closes the door to the bathroom. Then Nick goes to the kitchen looking for any kind of Gasex or Pepto product to calm down Jessica's stomach. He even wanted to open the front door to air out the house. :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Jessica says, "You love my stinky ass." Such a funny episode! :lol:
-
i love this show.. it's like a car crash, i can't help but watch it because she is SO dumb.. poor girl.
kelley<3
-
I'm not exactly sure what show this is, every now and then on MTV i'll see them so i'm guessing it's their show.
I liked the time Jessica was going to perform the national anthem (i think?) and someone was singing before her terribly off key and jessica was like "She can't find a key! I can't believe it, she can't find a key"
i laughed for a few minutes on that
lol that show drives me nuts, because i never knew jessica was so stupid..
and to that "she can't find a key" i was laughing so hard, but felt so bad that that girl was gonna be on national tv with jessica simpson saying that.
-
I love this show. Nick is funny, watching him try and put up with Jessica. Oh my, and Jessica! She is hilarious. My mom and I's bonding time consists of watching Newlyweds. Here are some Jessica quotes (my faves)
"I wouldn't shoot you honey, unless you cheated on me... then I'd shoot your dick off."
"But they're hitting off pegs!"
-Jessica in Golf
"I feel old! 23 is almost 25, which is mid-twenties!"
"Platmypus"
-what Jessica thought Platypus was
"I don't eat Buffalo Wings..... Why? They're made of buffalo."
-Something along those lines
"Buffalo wings??? I laughed so hard on that one!!!
-
I love newlyweds!! haha
Jessica is stupidly funny. Great show, great show. =)
-
i met jessica simpson this past friday - i didnt think she was very pretty - but on the show and in pictures she looks so gourgous - i dont know maybe she has too much makeup on - but she is very dumb and not so pretty - so thats my story - will post pics when developed!
-
i love that show!!
but jessica is kinda dumb