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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: loveplasticlove on October 19, 2003, 11:16:09 pm
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This happens to me all the time.. since I'm a psych major and all. Peole ask me to analyze them. But this was too funny to keep to myself. Feel free to contribute with your own analysis. :)
Essaychic (12:05:38 AM): i don't like scary movies
Essaychic (12:05:50 AM): did I tell you I had a dream I was licking freddy's balls?
Essaychic (12:06:02 AM): this is why I don't like the images from scary films
Essaychic (12:08:30 AM): I don't like freddy, but I honestly didn't mind getting dirrrty with him because I was hoping we would screw.
Essaychic (12:08:37 AM): I think we did
Essaychic (12:08:43 AM): and then my parents came home
Essaychic (12:08:45 AM): and we had to stop
Essaychic (12:08:51 AM): dammit freddy
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:34 AM): OMG
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:36 AM): you scare me!
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:47 AM): im saving this conversation
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:52 AM): and postin it
Essaychic (12:11:10 AM): LOL!!!!!
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:38 AM): haha
Essaychic (12:11:41 AM): what do you think my dream means?
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:48 AM): that you are a freak
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And some more...
Essaychic (12:33:19 AM): I also had a dream where I slept with this french guy who looked like an old professor of mine
Essaychic (12:33:55 AM): but his pee-pee was tiny in my dream
Essaychic (12:33:58 AM): and that upset me
Essaychic (12:37:36 AM): I need to give Geoff a call. I think I had fun with him
Essaychic (12:37:42 AM): he did everything I asked him todo
Essaychic (12:37:54 AM): he was my loveslave
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oh my god? Did this person just IM you at random?
Or is this one of those random people who constantly IM people to be stupid...
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:? :| :?
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And some more...
Essaychic (12:33:19 AM): I also had a dream where I slept with this french guy who looked like an old professor of mine
Essaychic (12:33:55 AM): but his pee-pee was tiny in my dream
Essaychic (12:33:58 AM): and that upset me
Essaychic (12:37:36 AM): I need to give Geoff a call. I think I had fun with him
Essaychic (12:37:42 AM): he did everything I asked him todo
Essaychic (12:37:54 AM): he was my loveslave
I lol'd.
Is this someone I know?
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LMFAO, that girl is crazy :) I <3 her...
my contribution for the night:
Essaychic (3:22:43 AM): yeah, and I've never seen a nightmare on elm st. film ever
Essaychic (3:22:47 AM): I'm glad I haven't
Essaychic (3:22:56 AM): or the imagery may have been worse
katiakaysha (3:23:01 AM): then how were you picturing freddy?
Essaychic (3:23:35 AM): um, above me
katiakaysha (3:23:40 AM): no no
katiakaysha (3:23:40 AM): omg
Essaychic (3:23:44 AM): ohhhhhhh! ahahha, well from commercials and things
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WTF? OMG
good thing she hasn't seen commercials for the movie, "Texas chain saw massacure."
tylor
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Essaychic (12:11:41 AM): what do you think my dream means?
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:48 AM): that you are a freak
On the outside, freak? No but inside, yup!! Haha
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Here's your analysis:
She needs to get laid. Hell, so do I. Hit me up.
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Here's your analysis:
She needs to get laid. Hell, so do I. Hit me up.
Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.
Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again :wink:
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Here's your analysis:
She needs to get laid. Hell, so do I. Hit me up.
Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.
Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again :wink:
Ouch! :!: :!: :!:
But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.
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Ouch! :!: :!: :!:
But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.
Women like to believe they are repelled by the "I just got on a ho" smell..... but in reality they can't resist it. It's like guys who drive motorcycles and play drums. There is something about it that makes them go crazy. I think it's a jealousy thing... but it's a demonstrable occurence. I have personal experience with the subject.
Also, it creates confidence in the guy, which women LOVE.
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Ouch! :!: :!: :!:
But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.
Women like to believe they are repelled by the "I just got on a ho" smell..... but in reality they can't resist it. It's like guys who drive motorcycles and play drums. There is something about it that makes them go crazy. I think it's a jealousy thing... but it's a demonstrable occurence. I have personal experience with the subject.
Also, it creates confidence in the guy, which women LOVE.
I agree confidence is a turn on. But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce. :wink:
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I agree confidence is a turn on. But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce. :wink:
S&M much?
why are we having conversations in 2 different threads?
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I agree confidence is a turn on. But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce. :wink:
S&M much?
Hee! :whip:
(I never imagined I'd ever get to use that smiley. Hurray for me!)
why are we having conversations in 2 different threads?
Because the forum would be boring if we limited our sexual inuendo to only one thread. :mrgreen:
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Hee! :whip:
(I never imagined I'd ever get to use that smiley. Hurray for me!)
First of all, I am confused how smileys have sex. The have no organs!
And second of all... I cannot BELIEVE the smiley is built into our fine MB! katia! Have you no shame?!?
We need more custom smilies... they are fun. I think we need a VC smiley. What would it take to make this happen? I'll make the image if Katia can put it in code......
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(http://members.tripod.com/~FuryNyte/purpleunicorn.gif)
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Hee! :whip:
(I never imagined I'd ever get to use that smiley. Hurray for me!)
First of all, I am confused how smileys have sex. The have no organs!
Maybe smileys are like snakes. How do they get their reproducin' on? Exactly.
And second of all... I cannot BELIEVE the smiley is built into our fine MB! katia! Have you no shame?!?
We need more custom smilies... they are fun. I think we need a VC smiley. What would it take to make this happen? I'll make the image if Katia can put it in code......
Will the VC smiley have bangs or not?
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(http://members.tripod.com/~FuryNyte/purpleunicorn.gif)
Wow. That's a savage tripod logo there Alecs. Well done.
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Will the VC smiley have bangs or not?
Hmm we should have both. :VC: and :Bangs:
It will be done.......
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And second of all... I cannot BELIEVE the smiley is built into our fine MB! katia! Have you no shame?!?
We need more custom smilies... they are fun. I think we need a VC smiley. What would it take to make this happen? I'll make the image if Katia can put it in code......
katia will accomodate whatever desires Andrew has for the addition of smileys.
p.s. you KNOW you like the whipping smiley.
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(http://members.tripod.com/~FuryNyte/purpleunicorn.gif)
Wow. That's a savage tripod logo there Alecs. Well done.
I knew you would just love it!!!
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katia will accomodate whatever desires Andrew has for the addition of smileys.
p.s. you KNOW you like the whipping smiley.
I love the whipping smilies! I will see about getting some VC smilies to you tomorrow!
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Here's your analysis:
She needs to get laid. Hell, so do I. Hit me up.
Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.
Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again :wink:
Puh-leeze. Let's just say I had fun on my trip to Boone, and we had a hot tub at our cabin. 8O :razz:
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Puh-leeze. Let's just say I had fun on my trip to Boone, and we had a hot tub at our cabin. 8O :razz:
Oh yeah? Did he like the hot tub?
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Puh-leeze. Let's just say I had fun on my trip to Boone, and we had a hot tub at our cabin. 8O :razz:
Oh yeah? Did he like the hot tub?
:roflmao: ROFL
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Here's your analysis:
She needs to get laid. Hell, so do I. Hit me up.
Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.
Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again :wink:
Puh-leeze. Let's just say I had fun on my trip to Boone, and we had a hot tub at our cabin. 8O :razz:
been there... done that... overrated!
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No no no. I didn't say it was actually IN the hot tub. But things happened in the hot tub that I shouldn't say on here (some of the kiddies from the o-board might be reading).
Personally, I'm more of an "on top of the washer and dryer" kinda guy.
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Comment from the one formally known as a 'Frenchie':
I <3 freshlettuce, teehee.
And that's it 8)
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sorry double post
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Personally, I'm more of "bend over and grab the cell bars" kinda guy.
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Personally, I'm more of a "go knock on my sister's door" kinda guy. Why do you think I live in Kentucky?
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Personally, I'm more of "bend over and grab the cell bars" kinda guy.
hahaha is that what you two do? you guys would be so cute together. :) i know you are fond of eachother ;)
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hahahah I <3 fire crotch!
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Andrew's too mean. He never just wants to just... you know... he never wants to talk. :(
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hahahah I <3 fire crotch!
OMFG!
:roflmao: ROFL
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hahahah I <3 fire crotch!
OMFG!
:roflmao: ROFL
;)
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Personally, I'm more of a "Use generic overused regional stereotypes" kinda guy. I mean, I'm from Georgia and there are no sterotypes about us, right?
Truth? I lol'd heartily at your last quote H4x0r. Savage.
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Andrew's too mean. He never just wants to just... you know... he never wants to talk. :(
*spoons with Todd*
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Truth? I masturbated for days after reading your last post. h3jfed3k
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Andrew's too mean. He never just wants to just... you know... he never wants to talk. :(
*spoons with Todd*
ahahahahhahaha I <3 it
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Andrew's too mean. He never just wants to just... you know... he never wants to talk. :(
*spoons with Todd*
ahahahahhahaha I <3 it
Jealous! He's mine! All mine!
But you can watch. :wink:
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*fap* *fap* *fap*
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'Drew, your pointless and lacking insults will have to wait.
I just remembered i'm in 30 minute parking--and I've been there for two hours. Time to go!
I shall return after a commercial break.
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'Drew, your pointless and lacking insults will have to wait.
I just remembered i'm in 30 minute parking--and I've been there for two hours. Time to go!
Lacking?!? Lacking! There is nothing LACKING about my insults!
*insert "your mom" joke here*
As for your parking... you drive? I didn't know they let 12 year olds have licenses..... oh wait, maybe she just said you're HUNG like a 12 year old.... :wink:
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hahahah I <3 fire crotch!
I am printing this out and taking it to 14th Street with me tomorrow!!!! :razz:
PS
tap tap tap tap :icky:
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hahahah I <3 fire crotch!
I am printing this out and taking it to 14th Street with me tomorrow!!!! :razz:
PS
tap tap tap tap :icky:
Wohoo! My new nickname's going to be on a New York City street tomorrow! Or is that a USC street?!
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Andrew's too mean. He never just wants to just... you know... he never wants to talk. :(
*spoons with Todd*
ahahahahhahaha I <3 it
Jealous! He's mine! All mine!
But you can watch. :wink:
Damn, I'd watch. I'd pay to see you two spoon. And I'd pay even more to see you two smooch. :D :D :D :D
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I don't think we could trust you two to just sit back and watch...
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I don't think we could trust you two to just sit back and watch...
Guilty! :oops:
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hahahahahha damn 14th street and all the memories it brings.... we'll never forget that night for the rest of our lives. I get all sad when I go by it. ARGH
and stop with the fucking tapping... that is plain nasty.
And boys she would really pay to see you two kiss.... she has that weird fetish.
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I could always hope you two put on a little side show for us afterwards? I'm sure Andrew and I (although I can't speak for him) wouldn't mind letting you two be the main show while we're the opening act...
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I could always hope you two put on a little side show for us afterwards? I'm sure Andrew and I (although I can't speak for him) wouldn't mind letting you two be the main show while we're the opening act...
grrr I am not bisexual
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grrr
So!
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I could always hope you two put on a little side show for us afterwards? I'm sure Andrew and I (although I can't speak for him) wouldn't mind letting you two be the main show while we're the opening act...
grrr I am not bisexual
Oh, be quiet. You know you asked to see my booby this summer. :razz:
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*runs to bathroom*
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Oh, be quiet. You know you asked to see my booby this summer. :razz:
8O
@Todd.... nothing personal .... but no amount of lesbian action would be worth having to make out with a guy. None. Ever.
... unless it was the girls from Tatu......or britney and madonna.....
@Tatty.... worst. fettish. Ever.
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@Tatty.... worst. fettish. Ever.
Ever seen the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien? That last scene with the two best friends and the girl??? Best scene ever. Muahahaha. That's what I had in mind for the boys in this thread. :twisted: :mrgreen:
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I could always hope you two put on a little side show for us afterwards? I'm sure Andrew and I (although I can't speak for him) wouldn't mind letting you two be the main show while we're the opening act...
grrr I am not bisexual
Oh, be quiet. You know you asked to see my booby this summer. :razz:
and you saw and touched mine as well... what is your point?
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Oh, be quiet. You know you asked to see my booby this summer. :razz:
@Todd.... nothing personal .... but no amount of lesbian action would be worth having to make out with a guy. None. Ever.
Dude, I understand 100%
Andrew wants me.
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Oh, be quiet. You know you asked to see my booby this summer. :razz:
@Todd.... nothing personal .... but no amount of lesbian action would be worth having to make out with a guy. None. Ever.
Dude, I understand 100%
Andrew wants me.
ahahahhahaha :)
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Andrew wants me.
Well, yeah, but... who doesn't?
@Tatty - Don't you ever talk about my mom like that again :wink:
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Women like to believe they are repelled by the "I just got on a ho" smell..... but in reality they can't resist it. It's like guys who drive motorcycles and play drums
. . . and baseball players, businessmen, Navy officers, and OTHER band memebers.
Also, it creates confidence in the guy, which women LOVE.
Since when did you become a woman (expert)?
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Since when did you become a woman (expert)?
If i were a woman, i would never leave the house. I'd just sit there and stare at my boobs in the mirror.
As for being an expert, well, pretty much since I turned 16 :wink:
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Idiot. :roll:
All girls sit and look at their boobs in the mirror--at least that's what happens in my dreams. 8O
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As for being an expert, well, pretty much since I turned 16 :wink:
Errrrr!? Care to explain?
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Errrrr!? Care to explain?
No :wink: