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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: Katia's Lover on October 20, 2003, 10:34:58 am
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On our way back from Boone on Sunday, all of my friends that went with us (about 15 guys and 7 girls... don't you know we had fun) stopped at a porn shop in South Carolina. Of course they checked all of our IDs to make sure we were 18, but then a guy that had to be AT LEAST 80 came in and they made him show his ID too.
I don't know what I'm more perplexed by: the fact that an 80 year old man came in to a porn shop (and stayed there a LOOOOONG time and walked out with a movie and a hustler mag) or that they actually checked his ID.
I digress...
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up. I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right. (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)
Yeah, so at least he got his movie and his mag. Good for him! :wink:
That's hillarious though that they checked his ID too!
So what did the gang purchase at the shop for the ride home? Inquiring minds want to know. :mrgreen:
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up. I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right. (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)
Hey! That kinda sounds like your normal day activities. :wink: :twisted: 8O :razz:
There wasn't too much in there--I was pretty damn disappointed. We did stop at a strip club in South Carolina though--pretty nice along the way.
A couple of friends picked up a couple of video's, I left with nothing--all the stuff in there I already had. :wink:
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up. I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right. (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)
I knew you were desperate Taty... but nursing homes? :wink:
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up. I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right. (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)
I knew you were desperate Taty... but nursing homes? :wink:
Hey, at least they put out! :razz:
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Hey, at least they put out! :razz:
...... I don't think i've ever heard a girl complain about guys who "wouldn't put out" before. Generally it's vice-versus.
Unless you're not talking about guys...... 8O
great, now I need a cold shower....
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interesting.
and it's cool you were in NC, I live in NC...at least I think you were in NC...though it sounds like most of the adventure was in SC.
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I was in NC, mostly in Hickory and Boone.
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an 80 yr old man....porn shop.....lol....
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Damn some guys don't put out, Andrew!
"no casual sex" blah blah
bahhh
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On our way back from Boone on Sunday, all of my friends that went with us (about 15 guys and 7 girls... don't you know we had fun) stopped at a porn shop in South Carolina.
Where in SC?
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Don't really know, closer to the GA border.
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LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
u must have looked 80 lmao
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Damn some guys don't put out, Andrew!
"no casual sex" blah blah
bahhh
Yeah, don't you just hate that? What is it with guys who don't want to have any fun? :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink: :razz:
like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance
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like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance
Dirty dirty dirty girl. When did you become super-ho?!? :wink:
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Damn some guys don't put out, Andrew!
"no casual sex" blah blah
bahhh
You know what we call those guys? G-A-Y.
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. Cause there isn't. It's just important to make the distinction......
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Dirty dirty dirty girl. When did you become super-ho?!? :wink:
Well, when did you become a self-proclaimed "manwhore"? :wink:
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Well, when did you become a self-proclaimed "manwhore"? :wink:
Sheesh.... uh.... when I was 16? Maybe 17....... somewhere in there. Senior year of HS i think I earned that title :wink:
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Well, when did you become a self-proclaimed "manwhore"? :wink:
Sheesh.... uh.... when I was 16? Maybe 17....... somewhere in there. Senior year of HS i think I earned that title :wink:
Oh, I was under the impression that you were voted most likely to become the Dayton Flyers mascot.
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like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance
Been there, done that. Some of the best sex I ever had....
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Oh, I was under the impression that you were voted most likely to become the Dayton Flyers mascot.
...... because I would look good in a WW2 pilots cap, goggles and scarf?
*wonders if Tatty knows what the flyers mascot is... wonders if that was intended to be mean*
BTW, @Todd, TMI!
Besides, we all know you've never had sex with a girl. Have you even figured out what your penis is for yet? :wink:
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Oh, I was under the impression that you were voted most likely to become the Dayton Flyers mascot.
...... because I would look good in a WW2 pilots cap, goggles and scarf?
*wonders if Tatty knows what the flyers mascot is... wonders if that was intended to be mean*
BTW, @Todd, TMI!
Besides, we all know you've never had sex with a girl. Have you even figured out what your penis is for yet? :wink:
Heh.
You're just upset that I cheated on you! :roll: 8O :wink:
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Heh.
You're just upset that I cheated on you! :roll: 8O :wink:
I admit it. I cried. Hold me.
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like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance
Ohhh no!! *shuts mouth*
Well, when did you become a self-proclaimed "manwhore"?
Sheesh.... uh.... when I was 16? Maybe 17....... somewhere in there. Senior year of HS i think I earned that title
Oh god, I got that all 10th grade year! And it came back on thursday! o.O
and part of it was because of the bathrooms...*hides*
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Oh god, I got that all 10th grade year! And it came back on thursday! o.O
and part of it was because of the bathrooms...*hides*
lol
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up.
*SNICKER*
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Oh, I was under the impression that you were voted most likely to become the Dayton Flyers mascot.
...... because I would look good in a WW2 pilots cap, goggles and scarf?
Because you would look good in that bomber jacket. Oooh, that's what you should be for Halloween!!!! :bday: :bday: :bday: :bday: :bday:
*wonders if Tatty knows what the flyers mascot is
Actually, I didn't know. I was bluffing. :wink:
... wonders if that was intended to be mean*
No, just teasing you for your fanaticism.
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No, just teasing you for your fanaticism.
We are. U.D.