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Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: Katia's Lover on October 30, 2003, 09:31:01 am
Now that's funny!

http://dallasobserver.com/issues/2003-10-30/news.html/1/index.html
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: freshlettuce on October 30, 2003, 05:15:02 pm
Miller remembers the day after Buck's surgery, a day that changed his life. "He woke up. I said, 'How are you, Bucky?' He gave me his paw, and I shook his hand. He went to clean himself, and I'll never forget the look on his face. He looked down and didn't do anything but look up at me, then look back down and back up with those big bloodhound eyes. 'Where in the world did they go?' he was asking. After that, he acted extremely depressed for three days."

LOL!!!!!!!!

While the company sells more canine implants than any others, pet owners can customize their orders.  One request even came in for a hamster-sized set.

 :lol:

Neuticles owner Miller said many times owners are tempted to give their dog the illusion of a more robust character than nature intended. But he warned that overpadding the sacks will cause inflammation and might lead to more serious complications, such as one beagle whose scrotum was dragging the floor after its owner had replaced the dog's small testicles with large Neuticles.

Men are silly.

"Yeah, I've heard of implants," he says. "It's an owner issue, but what do you expect? It's the insecurities of men coming through."

Enough said.   :roll:
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: tylor2000 on October 30, 2003, 05:23:44 pm
Quote from: "freshlettuce"
Miller remembers the day after Buck's surgery, a day that changed his life. "He woke up. I said, 'How are you, Bucky?' He gave me his paw, and I shook his hand. He went to clean himself, and I'll never forget the look on his face. He looked down and didn't do anything but look up at me, then look back down and back up with those big bloodhound eyes. 'Where in the world did they go?' he was asking. After that, he acted extremely depressed for three days."

LOL!!!!!!!!

While the company sells more canine implants than any others, pet owners can customize their orders.  One request even came in for a hamster-sized set.

 :lol:

Neuticles owner Miller said many times owners are tempted to give their dog the illusion of a more robust character than nature intended. But he warned that overpadding the sacks will cause inflammation and might lead to more serious complications, such as one beagle whose scrotum was dragging the floor after its owner had replaced the dog's small testicles with large Neuticles.

Men are silly.

"Yeah, I've heard of implants," he says. "It's an owner issue, but what do you expect? It's the insecurities of men coming through."

Enough said.   :roll:


Hey! How would you like your breasts cut off!  It's more than just insecurities.......geez...poor Buck :cry:

lol

tylor
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: B on October 30, 2003, 05:35:47 pm
They were talking about that on the radio sometime last week. Very weird lol.
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: freshlettuce on October 30, 2003, 05:47:18 pm
Quote from: "tylor2000"
Quote from: "freshlettuce"
Miller remembers the day after Buck's surgery, a day that changed his life. "He woke up. I said, 'How are you, Bucky?' He gave me his paw, and I shook his hand. He went to clean himself, and I'll never forget the look on his face. He looked down and didn't do anything but look up at me, then look back down and back up with those big bloodhound eyes. 'Where in the world did they go?' he was asking. After that, he acted extremely depressed for three days."

LOL!!!!!!!!

While the company sells more canine implants than any others, pet owners can customize their orders.  One request even came in for a hamster-sized set.

 :lol:

Neuticles owner Miller said many times owners are tempted to give their dog the illusion of a more robust character than nature intended. But he warned that overpadding the sacks will cause inflammation and might lead to more serious complications, such as one beagle whose scrotum was dragging the floor after its owner had replaced the dog's small testicles with large Neuticles.

Men are silly.

"Yeah, I've heard of implants," he says. "It's an owner issue, but what do you expect? It's the insecurities of men coming through."

Enough said.   :roll:


Hey! How would you like your breasts cut off!  It's more than just insecurities.......geez...poor Buck :cry:

lol

tylor


I'm only taking issue with the owner who tried to give his dog a bigger pair.  That's where the male insecurity seeped through.   :roll:
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: tylor2000 on October 30, 2003, 06:30:51 pm
Quote from: "freshlettuce"
Quote from: "tylor2000"
Quote from: "freshlettuce"
Miller remembers the day after Buck's surgery, a day that changed his life. "He woke up. I said, 'How are you, Bucky?' He gave me his paw, and I shook his hand. He went to clean himself, and I'll never forget the look on his face. He looked down and didn't do anything but look up at me, then look back down and back up with those big bloodhound eyes. 'Where in the world did they go?' he was asking. After that, he acted extremely depressed for three days."

LOL!!!!!!!!

While the company sells more canine implants than any others, pet owners can customize their orders.  One request even came in for a hamster-sized set.

 :lol:

Neuticles owner Miller said many times owners are tempted to give their dog the illusion of a more robust character than nature intended. But he warned that overpadding the sacks will cause inflammation and might lead to more serious complications, such as one beagle whose scrotum was dragging the floor after its owner had replaced the dog's small testicles with large Neuticles.

Men are silly.

"Yeah, I've heard of implants," he says. "It's an owner issue, but what do you expect? It's the insecurities of men coming through."

Enough said.   :roll:


Hey! How would you like your breasts cut off!  It's more than just insecurities.......geez...poor Buck :cry:

lol

tylor


I'm only taking issue with the owner who tried to give his dog a bigger pair.  That's where the male insecurity seeped through.   :roll:


ah......I was kidding anyway.   But yeah, The owner probably needs neuticles in that case.

tylor
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: Holly on October 30, 2003, 09:00:50 pm
WTF?!?!  8O

omg... thats gotta be the strangest thing i have ever heard! lmao.

and i was shocked today cause i found out they have dipers for dogs. but yeah... that is insane!!!!
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: freshlettuce on October 30, 2003, 09:25:57 pm
Quote from: "Holly"
i was shocked today cause i found out they have dipers for dogs


Yeah, some dogs really need them though!   8O   Like the ones who were never properly house broken and the ones who are suffering from an illness, cancer, or bladder control problems.  Poor doggies.   :(
Title: Ummmm..... Yeah
Post by: Holly on October 30, 2003, 09:31:24 pm
Quote from: "freshlettuce"
Quote from: "Holly"
i was shocked today cause i found out they have dipers for dogs


Yeah, some dogs really need them though!   8O   Like the ones who were never properly house broken and the ones who are suffering from an illness, cancer, or bladder control problems.  Poor doggies.   :(


yeah... it is sad!  :(
mine needs them now (which is why i found out about them). shes incontinent (is that the word?). she's like 12 and a half, so she's old. she's a small, inside dog, so we couldnt make her stay outside, especially in her old age, so dipers were the only option. she was ruining the rug.
its not like dipers we put on babys tho, its like a cloth thing and you put pads inside them which have to be changed (not looking forward to this at all... lol). she has had trouble walking in them, so now she waddles.