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Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: badsrx7 on December 01, 2003, 06:14:05 pm
SHE IS SOOO GREAT.

WE just got the dvd.. then and now, (or something similar to that)
She is SOO hilarious.. WE die everytime we watch it.


I hope there isn't already a thread... but I did check ;D
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: eclv on December 01, 2003, 06:57:39 pm
I like to watch the beginning of her show when she does her dance. She actually gots some rhythm for a white girl.  :lol:

She does crack me up. I haven't seen the DVD you are talking about though.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: LimeTwister on December 01, 2003, 07:31:37 pm
i love her new talk show...she is a very funny lady.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Scotty on December 02, 2003, 09:28:10 am
she does dory great!
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: badsrx7 on December 15, 2003, 01:11:54 pm
When you're sleeping, you wanna get to sleep but your mind just keeps going and going..

I like grapes..

that was a good restaurant we went to today. The tuna salad was good.. not too much mayo..

I can make tuna salad.. I should really order something I can't make like eggplant parmigiana.. I don't like eggplant but the parmigiana sound interesting.

I think I left money in my pants.. if it's a 1, I don't care.. but if it's a 20, I wanna get that outta there. Soo i've gotta remember.. money in the pants money in the pants.. money in the pants, money in the pants, money in the pants, money in the pants. it's always nice to find money.. although you're not really finding it.. it's yours.

okay what is in the pants? money.. money in the pants.. money in the pants. m in the p, m in the p.. m in the p.. uh.. now I have to pee.. but I don't really have to.. I just went.. but I think I have to.
Title: The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Post by: Manda on July 07, 2004, 07:05:33 pm
I watch it once in a while and I think its really very funny.

She's always doing crazy and wacky things that make you laugh so hard.

 :D

Does anyone else happen to watch this schnazzy show?

-M
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Jophess on July 08, 2004, 12:45:50 pm
Her interview with SMG was SO funny.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: PIBby on July 10, 2004, 12:51:02 pm
She is SO funny.

Oh my God.

The funniest thing of her that I've seen, is an HBO special. There was one part where she was like.

Yoga doesn't make sense to me. I mean, you're quiet for an hour or two, and you're moving into weird positions. I don't understand why people do it, either.

So the other day, I was at yoga. And like I said, I was being quiet and really still, and it was the strangest thing. Because, I've always wondered what goes through people's minds during this. So I was being quiet and still, and all of the sudden: 'Mama's got the magic, Mama's got the magic, Mama's got the magic of Clorox'.


SO funny. If I was ever a comedian, I would totally steal her stuff ALL the time. ;)
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: jlmusicchick on July 10, 2004, 02:50:26 pm
LMAO I LOVE the Ellen Show! it's so funny! Like Let I love it when she dances before everyshow...And tony is hilarious! i love it when he starts laughing because then he can never stop and he sounds like such a girl when he does it :-P
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Manda on August 11, 2004, 02:30:24 pm
Ellen was on a rerun of Will and Grace last night as a nun.

It was funny because she said that when she was 3 her parents said they were taking her to the zoo and they dressed her all up and gave her a lollipop  but they actually dropped her off at the convent and never saw her again and all she wanted to do was see the zoo.

And she had a secret cheesecake business on the side! hehe

Manda
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: keith on August 11, 2004, 04:09:37 pm
Oh damn, that HBO special she did last year was so hilarious. Ellen is awesome.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: VaderDawsn on August 11, 2004, 06:19:59 pm
I love her schtick on Call waiting being the ultimate people's choice competition..I wish I could find a transcript of the exact joke.  I totally know the feeling..
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: keith on August 11, 2004, 10:00:10 pm
Quote from: "VaderDawsn"
I love her schtick on Call waiting being the ultimate people's choice competition..I wish I could find a transcript of the exact joke.  I totally know the feeling..
I remember that joke, it was something among the lines of "if you tell someone to hang on you're basically saying, 'let me get rid of this other caller.'"
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Ms.Redd on August 25, 2004, 06:17:42 pm
Ellen is awesome... Can't wait till mid Sept. when the new season of her talk shows premiers.
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Post by: CaliGirl20 on August 25, 2004, 06:29:39 pm
She's the best!  I've seen both her HBO specials plus every episode of her TV show!  I was so happy when they decided to add it to 5 pm as well as 10 am...I miss the 10 am one now because of work, so I always watch the 5 pm one =)

I also can't wait til season 2 starts...It's gonna be awesome!

I love the LookeyLoo and the RifRaf room...Great stuff.  And everytime she hoots like an owl and Tony starts freakin out...Man that's sooooooooo funny!
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: eclv on December 17, 2004, 04:08:54 pm
So all week they had the 12 days of Christmas and gave a gift to the audience. Anyhow, all week a person in a gingerbread man suit would come out and today they revealed it. It was Justin Timberlake. OMG it was so funny when he was dancing to MC Hammer in the suit. Did anyone see it?
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Manda on March 07, 2005, 07:26:49 pm
I'M GOING TO BE ON ELLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

watch tomorrow's show 3/8/05 with Bruce Willis

:)

I'm wearing a yellow shirt, black slacks, black puma's in the front row and I have my hair up, I'm sitting next to my cousin.

It was SO much fun and I have more tickets for May 9th can't wait!!!!

Manders
Title: Re: Ellen DeGenerese
Post by: Julie on May 14, 2005, 10:36:59 am
I really like watching her show.  She is quite an entertainer and she is so quick and witty.
Title: The Ellen Degeneres Show
Post by: Manda on December 09, 2005, 11:33:32 pm
I've been to the show like five times already, each time I've been on, so lucky. I was in the riff raff room twice but the first time they called my number (and my two other guests) to be seat fillers so we got on; then the second time was the 400th episode and suprisingly they said everyone would be on the show

This monday I'm going to be on for Tuesday's taping because your on the next day, so anyways the guy Jeremy who works at the Ellen Degeneres show called today and said that this Monday (the 12th) I would be on the show guaranteed seats too if I arrive between 6:30-7, no later, no earlier!!! And the best part is is that we are going to the movies with ellen to see the Producers (looks like crap but I can't wait to see what Ellen will do) and I still get a christmas gift giveaway thing!!! wooop

okay I just had to share! Has anyone else been on the show? Are you going or have been on during the 12 days of xmas giveaways?

 :D

Manda
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Laura on December 09, 2005, 11:50:20 pm
Dude I watch her show everyday & haven't seen you lol I will definitely look out for you! I wanna go sooo soooo badly. I just have no way down there till my birthday which is in May. I'm either gonna go to the Ellen show if I can get tickets or American Idol. Still deciding.

How does the whole ticket thing work for Ellens show? is it hard to get them, where do you go to get them, etc? lol
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Manda on December 09, 2005, 11:59:41 pm
there are some January tickets available right now
I just signed up for Ellen's birthday, if you go under tickets (www.ellendegeneres.com) click on January and it should say either tickets available or no tickets available, just click on the date and sign up! if they pick you then they'll call you. I love the show. But its sooooo tiring.

You get there really early, because Out of State people are the only guaranteed seats, then they give everybody else numbers, the earlier you get there the better your chances of being in the audience.

you wait around til like three then they sit you down outside for like an hour and then they call numbers, more numbers, and more numbers. If you are one of the many few left outside then you go straight to the riff raff room, they want you to stay but its a bunch of bs. "you can jump on the seats, lay down, whatever you want!" hello? Thats not fun. Ellen hardly goes back there, let alone notices the riff raff room. They always overbook.  Ri-god-damn-diculous.

you get out at like 6-8ish. It can be fun it can be very boring depending on who is on the show and if you get something.  I always have fun though. I'm excited about Tuesday though (when I'll be on) look out for me. I'm so excited about going to the movies with her, I hope she pays for sodas, popcorn, candy etc. lol "its on Ellen! psshhh!"
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Laura on December 10, 2005, 03:01:45 am
Dang that sounds long... I've been to the jimmy kimmel show & you could get there whenever you want. Tho I got there at noon to meet a couple of the backstreet boys but still they didn't do the whole number thing, that's crazy.

I think I might go to AI even tho the audience is way bigger... maybe i'll wait till the whole Ellen phase cools down a bit before going lol. I hope AI isn't as crazy...
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: JazzyManda on December 10, 2005, 09:27:22 am
Haha. I love Ellen. She's the funniest woman ever.

You'll love The Producers btw. It's a great musical

Amanda
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Manda on December 10, 2005, 11:39:44 am
oh I hope so, the guy from the Birdcage is in it, he's hilarious.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Laura on December 13, 2005, 04:55:03 pm
oh you know what... i thought you were gonna be on today, i guess the show ur gonna be on is airing on friday. weird. oh & what were you wearing so i can look out for you & where were u sitting cuz Ellen shows everyone it seems lol

and on a side note, omg jim carey is hilarious... i was practically in tears today.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Manda on December 14, 2005, 05:15:19 am
yes, I'm on Friday's show.

I got there at like 6am, we stood in the freezing cold for about over an hour then we went over to the security section, waited another thirty minutes and finally the buses came to take us to Universal City Walk.
We had some time to look around, buy food, drinks whatever. Then we were let in to see the Producers at 10 am.

I loved the movie, it really made me laugh. The songs were catchy, Nathane Lane and Will Ferrel were awesome, and Matthew Broderick, he was amazing too! I can't wait to see it again.

We then got back and we were given lunch, which they usually don't do, but since we were guaranteed seats in the studio audience they wouldn't let us leave so we had to eat there, to stay there.

We were let in at 3pm which was really early, we usually get let in at like 5 or 6.

My gift:
Whirlpool Duet Washer and Dryer.
The washer alone is, $1399
The dryer, $929

My brother and I are going to sell ours because we each got a washer and a dryer...I was kind of bummed but then I thought, "whoa hey...that a lot of money! thank you ellen." :)

We also got the soundtrack of the producers, I recommend you see the movie and pick up the showtunes.

great day, except to the very openly gay men sitting next to me in the back, I'm on the side next to tony up in the back, if you see three very crazy wild homosexuals I'm right next to the them. Ellen comes around with her clanging symbols? up and to the back so you most likely will get a shot of me. They were entertaining at times, saying "Ellen! We are too beautiful to sit in the back!"  8O lol funny guys...gals.

anyways yeah, it was great just had to share.

She didn't tell us who lil snow was :( someone told me it was Usher. Can't wait to find out though.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: Rose on December 19, 2005, 10:22:10 am
Be sure to check out John Mayer on her show first week of January  ;)
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: eclv on December 19, 2005, 03:44:34 pm
That's awesome Manda!! I saw that episode, well the first 30 minutes.

I am watching now and can I saw that Ricky Martin is so freakin' hott!!
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: eclv on December 19, 2005, 05:57:24 pm
So I have to add that the whole CPK thing was hilarious.
Title: Ellen DeGeneres
Post by: ManuelD on July 27, 2006, 03:09:50 am
She's so funny, I love her. :o