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Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: Katia's Lover on December 02, 2003, 08:00:26 pm
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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CENSORED!!! Left this one out......
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: loveplasticlove on December 02, 2003, 08:35:29 pm
*yawn*
Title: Re: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: Vultch on December 02, 2003, 08:46:42 pm
Quote from: "Katia's Lover"
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CENSORED!!! Left this one out......
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WTF! Censorship sux0rs!
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: Grakthis on December 03, 2003, 10:11:34 am
Greatest.  Thread.  Ever.
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: Jophess on December 03, 2003, 11:54:05 am
Haha! Those are histerical! Where did you get those? (Why did you censor that one?)
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: Si on December 03, 2003, 12:00:42 pm
*waits for certain people to jump on this thread and turn it into a discussion
Title: cool thread!
Post by: T. B. Taylor on December 03, 2003, 02:07:31 pm
at last we got something to laugh about...
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: TSE on December 03, 2003, 05:01:31 pm
been there, done that
Title: AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
Post by: tylor2000 on December 03, 2003, 05:30:37 pm
Let me guess......you just got dumped.....

 :wink:

tylor