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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: Blake on December 19, 2003, 02:11:04 pm
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Okay, Me, Turner, and Chuckie are going to the mall together for our yearly Christmas Mall Caroling...Funky Style!!
We go around singing wacked out Christmas Carols with slitly differernt words.
And this year I'd like for you all to contibute, because I can hardly think, I've gotten 3 hours sleep out of the past two nights, working on this fucking projekt (yes with a k) and now I didn't even have to present it today.
Anyways, I would like you all to contribute lyrics that change traditional christmas carols, rather you made them up or heard them somewhere or whatever...However no curse words or sexual reference, the last thing I need is to get arrested!
Okay submit away!!
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People get arrested for cussing?
8O
So many strange things you never knew.
Ooo! Ooo!
My favorite and the ever-so popular:
Jinge Bells, Batman smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost its wheel.
And the Joker took ballet.
:)
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Well, I think they can make you leave the mall for caroling, no matterwhat. But I don't think people will have a problem with us unless its bad...
Haha!!
And another thing we're gonna do is go sing at drive thrus, haha!!
(And of course the tip hat will be present.)
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http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.goofyphotos.com%2Fcmas%2Fosamareindeer.htm
hahaha Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer
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how 'bout the retarded burger king song???
http://forums.nessaholics.com/viewtopic.php?t=4633
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how 'bout the retarded burger king song???
http://forums.nessaholics.com/viewtopic.php?t=4633
hehe or that too
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(to the tune of "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing")
Hark the Rockefellers Sing
Hark! The Rockefellers sing
Glory to the newborn king!
Isn't Earth a paradise?
Every object has its price
Isn't that a lovely tree
Has it got a warranty?
With a dollar wisely spent
You can buy a president
Hark! The Rockefellers sing
Glory to the newborn king!
(sing to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard On High")
Angles we have seen on high,
Splitting circles in two pi.
Trim the trigonometry.
Bearings give to you and me.
("Rudolph")
Rudolph the Red Nosed Mutant,
Crawling out of Chernobyl;
And if you ever saw him,
You would say he really glows,
All of the other comrades,
Used to laugh and call him names (like "Get Lostki!")
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any Russky games (like drinking!)
Then one normal Russian night,
Zhivago came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you take X-rays tonite?
Then the Politburo loved him,
Shouting, "Horrorshow!" with glee,
Rudolph, the Red Nosed Mutant,
Our bright spot in history! (Like Stalin!)
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Angels We Have Heard on High is my FAAAAAAAVORITE Christmas song (almost).
I love, "Glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria, in excelsis Deo! Glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria, in excelsis Deo!"
(I've always thought Hark! the Herald Angels Sing and Angels We Have Heard on High similar, I'm not retarded - Honest.)
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yeah i love that one too!
and i have no idea how this one goes but i love it..
hark are the bells, sweet silver bells (or something like that)
and then some shtuff i can't understand, and then it goes gayly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer, christmas is here...mery mery merry christmas, merry merry merry christmas...lol
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(sing to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard On High")
Angles we have seen on high,
Splitting circles in two pi.
Trim the trigonometry.
Bearings give to you and me.
I absolutly refuse to sing anything dealing with math over christmas break.
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We didn't get to go today, damn dale came home and just took the car without asking, stupid bitch. haha
So we're shooting for monday.
haha