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Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: BWilli on December 31, 2003, 05:04:21 am
House of 1000 Corpses tops my list.

followed by The Waterboy.

whats on your list?
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: LimeTwister on December 31, 2003, 07:41:39 am
cast away and Holes.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Layla on December 31, 2003, 07:52:51 am
8O I love Cast Away!

I don't really have any worst films but I don't like the ones that are really hyped up and they're not actually that good. Like Titanic and Pearl Harbour  :?
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: rosieposy87 on December 31, 2003, 09:54:42 am
'Summer Catch' Worst Teen movie EVAR! There was no chase, they just got together! UGH, what a load of bollocks.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Grakthis on December 31, 2003, 10:39:45 am
Tomb Raider
Congo
Battlefield Earth
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: skyestar on December 31, 2003, 11:23:57 am
i liked holes.... DIG IT!!!!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Tia on December 31, 2003, 11:26:22 am
I was once made to watch 'Rugrats: The Movie' - it is the only film I have fallen asleep whilst watching...
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Layla on December 31, 2003, 11:37:21 am
Quote from: "Tia"
I was once made to watch 'Rugrats: The Movie' - it is the only film I have fallen asleep whilst watching...

haha I like Rugrats Go To Paris  :lol:
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: sayyouwould on December 31, 2003, 12:02:38 pm
Sweet Home Alabama...I tried watching that twice and fell asleep each time.

Legally Blonde 2. That movie disipointed the crap out of me. It was sooooo bad. They shouldn't have even put it out.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on December 31, 2003, 12:23:19 pm
House of a 1000 Corpses was so stupid!

I could not sit through that one at all!

BloodWork


Kung Pow

Simone

The Master of Disguise

.....


Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Jophess on December 31, 2003, 12:31:43 pm
The Majestic - *yawn*

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone - The cast is terrible and it ruins the book

Cat In The Hat - Dumb

There you have it!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on December 31, 2003, 12:44:08 pm
oh, the cat in the hat, and the Grinch movie are horrible.

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: JazzyManda on December 31, 2003, 04:01:33 pm
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
oh, the cat in the hat, and the Grinch movie are horrible.

Manda


yeah, the Grinch movie was bad. and the Disney sequels are always bad, except for Toy Story

Amanda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Alecs on December 31, 2003, 05:24:23 pm
CAT IN THE HAT IS THE ONLY MOVIE I EVER WALKED OUT OF IN MY LIFE.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on December 31, 2003, 06:34:39 pm
I LIKE YOUR STYLE!

 :wink:
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Scotty on December 31, 2003, 06:54:24 pm
um how about Elf eugh :roll:
Title: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: jjthefourth on January 02, 2004, 01:32:53 am
Pearl Harbor, hands down.  It has the greatest trailer ever made, but the movie was the worst I have ever seen.  It's the only movie that I wanted my time and money back from.  Well, and Eye of the Beholder, but only because I wasn't expecting such a weird movie.  Had I been expecting it, it wouldn't have been so bad.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Ever
Post by: Layla on January 02, 2004, 04:13:35 am
Quote from: "jjthefourth"
Pearl Harbor, hands down.

haha glad it wasn't just me
I watched it on video and it's the only movie where I've forwarded the whole middle part! It started off ok but in the war scenes I just got bored, they went on for about 2 hours  8O
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: BWilli on January 02, 2004, 04:41:42 am
Quote from: "Scotty"
um how about Elf eugh :roll:


ok...you dont belong in my thread....

Elf was a friggen hilarious movie
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 02, 2004, 09:26:46 pm
Pearl Harbor here too, I didn't like that one at all.

Elf, it was okay, not that great.

Salem's Lot really sucked!

Dreamcatcher, nothing like the book, that was crapola

 :roll:

*thinks for more*

Oh Scarface I dont see what the big deal is all about? it was so stuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppiiiiiiddddd. I mean horrible movie, a movie I hated watching, his voice was annoying, and the whole thing was truly pointless....

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: rosieposy87 on January 04, 2004, 07:02:46 am
Quote from: "BWilli"
Quote from: "Scotty"
um how about Elf eugh :roll:


ok...you dont belong in my thread....

Elf was a friggen hilarious movie


Its because its American humour.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: jlmusicchick on January 04, 2004, 05:29:04 pm
Quote from: "BWilli"
Quote from: "Scotty"
um how about Elf eugh :roll:


ok...you dont belong in my thread....

Elf was a friggen hilarious movie


I agree, i thought it was awesome! hahaha i love the part with the jack in the boxes :-P

umm "Glitter" was a pretty crappy movie. I think I only got about 20 minutes into it.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 04, 2004, 10:26:05 pm
yeah, most Mandy Moore films are too!

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: loveplasticlove on January 05, 2004, 08:14:04 am
Any Given Sunday

*barfs*
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kaysha on January 05, 2004, 08:50:39 am
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
yeah, most Mandy Moore films are too!

Manda
evil....
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kev222 on January 05, 2004, 10:12:10 am
Surprisingly all fairly new in movie terms, yet all utter crap.

Terminator 3 *cringe*
The Matrix 2
The Matrix 3
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Star Wars 1 The Phantom Menace
Star Wars 2 Attack Of The Clones
The Hulk
Daredevil
Spiderman

What made a majority of these films especially awful (with the exception of the mindless comic book cash-ins and the dead fish that was Kill Bill Vol. 1) they all had great potential and a great heritage but all turned out to be complete trainwrecks.

-Kev
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Ghisy on January 05, 2004, 10:20:33 am
Quote from: "kev222"
Terminator 3 *cringe*


Hmmm, not as good as the 2nd one but not that crappy.

Quote from: "kev222"
The Matrix 2
The Matrix 3


THE controversial movies of 2003! I know I enjoyed them but a lot of people didn't...

Quote from: "kev222"
Kill Bill Vol. 1


I'll have to see the 2nd one before I can say if it's good or bad.

Quote from: "kev222"
Star Wars 1 The Phantom Menace
Star Wars 2 Attack Of The Clones


I can understand if you don't like "all-CGI" movies, I liked them though.

Quote from: "kev222"
The Hulk


I agree!! it had a GREAT potential but turned out to be weird and very confusing...

Quote from: "kev222"
Daredevil
Spiderman


They were ok, not great but still watchable.

As for me, only one movie was really really bad and that's "Shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th". Man, this was supposed to be a parody, but NONE of the jokes were funny. Not a very good thing for that kind of movie, huh?
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 05, 2004, 05:51:54 pm
Quote from: "kev222"
Surprisingly all fairly new in movie terms, yet all utter crap.

Terminator 3 *cringe*
The Matrix 2
The Matrix 3
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Star Wars 1 The Phantom Menace
Star Wars 2 Attack Of The Clones
The Hulk
Daredevil
Spiderman

What made a majority of these films especially awful (with the exception of the mindless comic book cash-ins and the dead fish that was Kill Bill Vol. 1) they all had great potential and a great heritage but all turned out to be complete trainwrecks.

-Kev



I think all those suck!!!

so did the Matrix...

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 05, 2004, 05:52:22 pm
Quote from: "katia"
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
yeah, most Mandy Moore films are too!

Manda
evil....




am I evil Katia or is mandy moore? hmmmm? lol

Manda :roll:
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kev222 on January 05, 2004, 06:00:33 pm
Quote from: "Ghisy"
Quote from: "kev222"
Terminator 3 *cringe*


Hmmm, not as good as the 2nd one but not that crappy.

That's my problem. If it's not as good as 1 or 2, why make it? *cough*cash-in*cough* Also way too much comic relief (bad comic relief too! Inflating breasts just aren't funny!). If you're going to make a serious movie, then make a serious movie. If you want laughs, then make a comedy movie.

Quote from: "Ghisy"
Quote from: "kev222"
Daredevil
Spiderman


They were ok, not great but still watchable.

It's too easy for filmmakers to make watchable films these days. Just steal a ready-made character, throw in some completely generic CGI effects, a hot girl, some unfunny comic relief and lots of cheesy action sequences and people will flock to see it. Easy money. I vow never to pay money to see another cheap comic book rip-off, unecessary sequel a remake of a classic film that simply doesn't need remaking. Hopefully if enough people do the same, we can push up the standard of filmmaking again. If it wasn't for The Lord Of The Rings I'd probably have given up on the cinema altogether.

lol. Sorry to get carried away on a rant Ghis :? As you can tell I'm not much of a movie person. But to each their own :)

-Kev

P.S. You're totally right about "Shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th" comedy movies need to be funny!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Vultch on January 05, 2004, 06:12:06 pm
Quote from: "kev222"
Kill Bill Vol. 1

pft. one of my favorite movies of the year!
Eagerly awaiting pt2

Quote from: "kev222"
Daredevil

soundtrack alone makes it worth it! :wink:
And Affleck is the bomb
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 05, 2004, 06:17:06 pm
daredevil was okay, but what killed it for me was when Jennifer Garner died.

that made it suck.

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kev222 on January 05, 2004, 06:17:07 pm
Quote from: "blackvulture"
Quote from: "kev222"
Kill Bill Vol. 1

pft. one of my favorite movies of the year!
Eagerly awaiting pt2

Yeah, I'm thinking that maybe I just don't get Tarrentino (sp?). I didn't like it but compared to the others on my list, it's not too bad.

-Kev
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Vultch on January 05, 2004, 06:19:33 pm
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
daredevil was okay, but what killed it for me was when Jennifer Garner died.
that made it suck.

maybe you should rewatch the ending.
she didnt die, she left the necklace for him on the roof as a sign she was still alive.
They're even making a spinoff Elektra movie.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: skyestar on January 05, 2004, 06:19:45 pm
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
daredevil was okay, but what killed it for me was when Jennifer Garner died.

that made it suck.

Manda


i watched it once and i thought the same thing but then i watched it with my family and they said that she didnt die.. and that's why the necklace was there at the end.. everyone was laughing at me -- classic
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on January 05, 2004, 08:30:41 pm
AWESOME JENNIFER GARNER IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN THE MOVIE TOTALLY ROCKED!!!!!!

like the only movie by Marvel comics I actually liked....

woot woot!!!!!

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: BWilli on January 06, 2004, 04:39:55 am
Quote from: "Amanda-Panda"
AWESOME JENNIFER GARNER IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN THE MOVIE TOTALLY ROCKED!!!!!!

like the only movie by Marvel comics I actually liked....

woot woot!!!!!

Manda


wait until The Punisher.....gonna be friggen great :D
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: keith on March 15, 2004, 08:20:31 am
Showgirls
Gigli
From Justin to Kelly
Freddy Got Fingered
Glitter

Dishonorable mention:
Batman and Robin (1997)
Identity (2003)
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Ghisy on March 15, 2004, 08:51:12 am
Quote from: "keith"

From Justin to Kelly
Glitter


I don't really understand why people think these 2 movies are bad.
You don't like Kelly Clarkson, don't watch "From Justin to Kelly".
You don't like Mariah, don't watch "Glitter".
There's no need to blame them for the movies.
I think both were okay, even better than some crappy movies I've seen (and supposed to be better).
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: keith on March 15, 2004, 09:08:21 am
Quote from: "Ghisy"
Quote from: "keith"

From Justin to Kelly
Glitter


I don't really understand why people think these 2 movies are bad.
You don't like Kelly Clarkson, don't watch "From Justin to Kelly".
You don't like Mariah, don't watch "Glitter".
There's no need to blame them for the movies.
I think both were okay, even better than some crappy movies I've seen (and supposed to be better).


I do like Kelly Clarkson, I liked her when she made the top 32 in the first season of American Idol, she is a great singer, but that movie SUCKED ASS. One minute they are talking then they break out into song. The songs sucked and so did the dancing. It was just horrible.

I like Mariah too, I have all of her albums before 2001's Glitter soundtrack, Mariah can not act and that movie...*shudder* It was just laughable. It wasn't a good movie.

Some singers should just leave acting to the professionals.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: milf guy on March 15, 2004, 09:23:12 am
kill bill is a masterpiece! tarentino is a wicked director just look at the pans and the way the camera moves thru the whole film! the positions the sounds man that film is amazong.

I really love films with a juicy plot, good acting, goo camera work and good set ups. I also love films with people who i want to be. Like last night i saw this crappy film called steel frontier (some b movie) but it had this cool guy like the gunslinger from a stephen king book. he is like a ranger and the coolest man ever. so i liked the film cos i wanted to be that man.

but back onto crap films:

Unbreakable - totally whack.
Rollerball - the old one and the re make. chris clein what are u doing.
Hulk - this maybe because i was tired but i fell asleep.
save the last dance - its like this. "no your not funny, your fat"


there aint many films i hate because i love films i can watch 5 new films a week easily.

i have no new films to watch tonight,
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Chloe on March 15, 2004, 11:28:49 am
worst movies for me...

didn't like the matrix
S.W.A.T. sucked
from justin to kelly sucked too
and so did the blair witch project
and also baseketball... (it's funny... but it's a BAD movie)
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: keith on March 15, 2004, 11:32:22 am
Quote from: "AFallingStar"
...and so did the blair witch project...


Oh yes, how could I forget! Blair Witch was garbage. *barf*
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: milf guy on March 15, 2004, 12:46:41 pm
not seen it but it was very successful. i just remember stories of people leaving and throwing up because it was so scary.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Dr. Pepper on March 19, 2004, 01:41:47 pm
WORST MOVIE EVAR: Scoobie Doo! (Ugh)
2nd worse: Master of Disguise
3rd: Johnny English
4th: Daredevil (Except for the Evanescence song! rock)
5th: The "Incredible" Hulk
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: MistrFish on March 19, 2004, 02:41:30 pm
Scooby Doo.  They did Scrappy WRONG!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Dancernl on March 19, 2004, 03:43:23 pm
Glitter
Uptown Girls
Tombraider (1 and 2)
Legally Blonde 2
Save the Last Dance
From Hell
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Chloe on March 19, 2004, 03:46:50 pm
oh yeah i forgot glitter. BLAH
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on March 20, 2004, 10:59:32 am
don't waste your money on Dawn of the Dead...

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: badsrx7 on March 20, 2004, 07:03:17 pm
Crossroads
Glitter
Scream.. every single one of 'em.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Jophess on March 20, 2004, 07:47:50 pm
Glitter had the makings of a bad TV movie. I still can't believe it was nationally released.
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Xenophanes on March 20, 2004, 09:42:45 pm
The number one worst movie I have ever seen is...*drumroll*...

Gods and Generals

That movie was insanely boring. I nearly fell asleep watching it; I seriously think that the one reason anyone would ever watch that movie now is to be able to say that they've seen the most boring movie of recent times...
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: jlmusicchick on March 21, 2004, 08:34:06 am
Quote from: "Dancernl"
Save the Last Dance


 :evil:  i love that movie! bought it on friday in fact.... :-P
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: rosieposy87 on March 21, 2004, 08:37:34 am
Quote from: "jlmusicchick"
Quote from: "Dancernl"
Save the Last Dance


 :evil:  i love that movie! bought it on friday in fact.... :-P


Save the Last Dance is the BEST!!! How could you ever think it was bad!? Especially after seeing certain incidents on the underground in New York it seems even more realistic!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: jlmusicchick on March 21, 2004, 08:49:40 am
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
Quote from: "jlmusicchick"
Quote from: "Dancernl"
Save the Last Dance


 :evil:  i love that movie! bought it on friday in fact.... :-P


Save the Last Dance is the BEST!!! How could you ever think it was bad!? Especially after seeing certain incidents on the underground in New York it seems even more realistic!


it is the best! i just love that it's not all about dancing, that there's actually a solid plot line to it - you know?
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: snapple936 on March 21, 2004, 09:18:57 am
freddy got fingered
autmn in new york

these two top my worst movies i've ever had to sit through list :-)

kelley
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Grakthis on March 22, 2004, 06:17:49 am
Quote from: "snapple936"
freddy got fingered
autmn in new york

these two top my worst movies i've ever had to sit through list :-)

kelley


but in Autumn you get to see Wynonna Riders nipple! That makes it a GREAT movie!
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kev222 on March 22, 2004, 08:59:27 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
but in Autumn you get to see Wynonna Riders nipple! That makes it a GREAT movie!

Really? Are you absolutely sure it wasn't Ethan Hawks?

Pahaha 8)

-Kev
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: BWilli on March 22, 2004, 09:22:29 am
dont even think ethan hawk was in that movie
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: kev222 on March 22, 2004, 12:04:51 pm
Quote from: "BWilli"
dont even think ethan hawk was in that movie

Yeah I know :) Sorry. It's a comment only Andrew and perhaps a few other people with good memories will get.

-Kev
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: BWilli on April 05, 2004, 04:42:22 am
ahh....i see.....

nevermind me then,  :D
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Manda on April 16, 2004, 08:27:55 pm
Hellboy

Manda
Title: Worst Movies Ever???
Post by: Mountaineer on June 28, 2004, 09:27:51 pm
Hulk totaly sucked!!!!!!!!



come on ppl Daredevil rules!! Its ben afflek and jennifer garner!!!!!!! WOOOOOW and Elektra isnt dead!!!!!!