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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: Steveau on March 05, 2004, 12:27:38 pm
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Woohoo I'm so happy. I hate her. It's a good thing LOL
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well that will be the cleanest, most decorated prison cell ever.
The world will finally be rid of Martha Stewart. HA!
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I doubt the world will be rid of Martha forever...
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They say she may only get 10-16 months in prison.
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I hate to show y'all my inner dumb brunette - but who's Martha Stewart? 8O
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I hate to show y'all my inner dumb brunette - but who's Martha Stewart? 8O
THE domestic queen herself...lol.
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:cry:
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It's times like these that I wish Ana Gasteyer was still on Saturday Night Live...
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what the heck did martha stewart do?????? :?
[yeah, i dont watch much news]
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what the heck did martha stewart do?????? :?
Insider trading
Fraud
Perjery
Conspiracy
Obstruction of Justice
...take your pick
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I hate to show y'all my inner dumb brunette - but who's Martha Stewart? 8O
THE domestic queen herself...lol.
ooooooh...
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I think OJ should be in jail before she is...
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I think OJ should be in jail before she is...
but if the glove does not fit, you must aquit!
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:cry:
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*hug* don't cry Stephy!!! lol
i reeally hate Martha Stewart...but not Steph the Martha Stewart i mean the K-mart/interior decorator martha stewart.
well that will be the cleanest, most decorated prison cell ever.
lmao
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yeah, i can picture her in a bright pink prison suit instead of orange, all smiley and everything. i do kinda feel sorry for her though. but she got herself in this mess. :?
Amanda
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I like Martha Stewart. She is very creative but reserve. The perfect woman. I'd date her..........if only....
tylor
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I like Martha Stewart. She is very creative but reserve. The perfect woman. I'd date her..........if only....
tylor
lmao, tylor likes em experienced :wink:
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I like Martha Stewart. She is very creative but reserve. The perfect woman. I'd date her..........if only....
tylor
lmao, tylor likes em experienced :wink:
No, CREATIVE.......lmao
tylor
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I think OJ should be in jail before she is...
but if the glove does not fit, you must aquit!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
wtf? lol :lol:
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oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.
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oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.
That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.
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That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.
Oh I remember that episode, something about Chef suing over song royalties to the Alanis song.
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What happened to Enron?
:?
*knows that Martha and Enron are not connected*
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What happened to Enron?
I remember the men of Enron did a playgirl spread and after that, they quit talking about it.
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How will Stephy live now!?
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(http://www.trixiedish.com/images/marthastewartcover.jpg)
ROFLMAO
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yeah, i can picture her in a bright pink prison suit instead of orange, all smiley and everything. i do kinda feel sorry for her though. but she got herself in this mess. :?
Amanda
It's not entirely her fault, her stock-brooker it the one that is dealing her illegal information, due to the fact that no one else can aqcuire that info.
but she did use the info :( so.. hard to tell
Tim
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oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.
That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.
oh good good
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lmao @ the magazine cover :roflmao:
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its crazy how people cause thier own problems.... :roll:
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LOL hahaha
that is great.
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The problem is her maximum sentence is only 20 years and not 30 as the magazine cover claims.... :?
tylor
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Martha Stewart Living got pulled off the air. hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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The problem is her maximum sentence is only 20 years and not 30 as the magazine cover claims.... :?
tylor
It's gonna be soo popular that she continues publishing it for another 10 years. :roll: