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Title: Haiku
Post by: divasteph on April 16, 2004, 08:18:19 am

Fill in this thread with Haiku (s)

a Haiku is a poem written in the following format

1st line - 5 syllables
2nd line - 7 syllables
3rd line - 5 syllables

Title: Haiku
Post by: divasteph on April 16, 2004, 08:19:22 am

Oh, Marc Summers
Relish Isn't like Salsa
Didn't Think It Was

Oh, Marc Summers
Unwrapped Is Full Of Fun Facts
Double Dare Was Good

Title: Haiku
Post by: divasteph on April 16, 2004, 08:20:32 am

I'm Feeling Better
Because I Have Been Thinking
I'm Working On It

Susan Is Healing
Chris Ducloz Broke My Friend Sue
Only Time Can Heal

Title: Haiku
Post by: clamicas on April 17, 2004, 06:06:58 pm

I did so many of those in school lol
I'm not very good with counting syllables in english, since it's diferent than in portuguese where is not sound based divided :P so plz correct me ;)

" Hold it on longer
Morning comes in a corner
Where my troubles fade

Feel the hope calling
It is not just this raw falling
Where solutions are a crave "  
 
oh, well i tried :oops:  :razz:

Title: Haiku
Post by: divasteph on April 19, 2004, 09:41:09 am

this one is long

The Denny's is Gone
Where are we going to eat
steak & shake is slow

Rootbeer float for sue
but she will never get it
steak & shake is slow

Irish boys are hot
they all want to do susan
she'll be deflowered

damn berry berry
same in price as a milkshake
all clients think we are drunk

steak and shake sucks ass
but he dennys was not there
what's a girl to do

niel's ass is nice
steph felt it needed grab-age
we grabed it a lot

Robin's date was bad
Barron is a needy boy
Robin said no way

flip the damn burger
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
give up the burgers

the girls have lost it
hunger got the best of us
falling asleep now

no more tequilla
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
bring on the food-age

we are too hungry
cannot write the haiku now
give us the damn food

so, damn unhealthy
cheesey potato goodness
bring on the desserts

*eat your burger bitch
zombie waitress mumbles a lot
syphallis, maybe?

no dying on my watch
how come we have 2 ketchups?
choking on burger

we are dying now
before we leave steak & shake
"casket store" is gone

it was next to "HERBS"
what are we going to do?
creamation for us

we don't need prozac
haiku's are all we need
they're our drug of choice

we thought it was done
but, haiku has a mind of it's own
it just keeps going

susan it's done
time to shut your fucking mouth
susan it's done

that is so damn mean
stephanie is a fucking bitch
this haiku is through

THE END

Title: Haiku
Post by: LimeTwister on April 19, 2004, 11:42:23 am

nice steph, that is nice
you did your haiku well today
a little mean, nice.

Title: Haiku
Post by: rosieposy87 on April 21, 2004, 08:54:24 am

My brother made up the coolest Haiku there is, its a legend in our family now:

"Mr. Lobster cool,
     Mr. Lobster radical,
     Mr.Lobster dead."

Title: Haiku
Post by: divasteph on April 21, 2004, 10:11:55 am

Quote from: "LimeTwister"

nice steph, that is nice
you did your haiku well today
a little mean, nice.

re-work the second line (8 syllables)

susan quit sucking
no saddness on my clock, yo
quit bitching 'bout boys

Title: Haiku
Post by: Tia on April 21, 2004, 10:13:09 am

Quote from: "rosieposy87"

My brother made up the coolest Haiku there is, its a legend in our family now:

"Mr. Lobster cool,
     Mr. Lobster radical,
     Mr.Lobster dead."

:roflmao: