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Post by: keith on August 31, 2004, 03:50:00 pm
..of the brand spankin' new tabloid, the NESSAholics Enquirer! Published by accredited journalists Jessica and myself, count on the Enquirer for the latest gossip on all your favorite NESSAholics!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/keithrj997/tabloid.jpg)
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Post by: jessica73 on August 31, 2004, 03:52:11 pm
lmao, I knew it would be stupid, but I had no idea.. :roflmao:
I need to know what went down in Spain!!
Pics please!
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Post by: vt on August 31, 2004, 03:55:03 pm
i thought jessica was a girl...
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Post by: jessica73 on August 31, 2004, 03:57:56 pm
I thought so too >_>? *checks* I still am! *sigh of relief*
lol.
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Post by: keith on August 31, 2004, 03:58:11 pm
Quote from: "prettybaby!"
i thought jessica was a girl...
She is, that photo is of Andrew (Grakthis). Jessica just happens to know the scoop on who he's ignoring now!
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Post by: vt on August 31, 2004, 04:02:02 pm
Quote from: "keith"
Quote from: "prettybaby!"
i thought jessica was a girl...
She is, that photo is of Andrew (Grakthis). Jessica just happens to know the scoop on who he's ignoring now!


oooh...............i get it now.
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Post by: Manda on August 31, 2004, 04:04:21 pm
I'd buy every issue of that!
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Post by: jessica73 on August 31, 2004, 04:08:24 pm
Quote from: "Manda"
I'd buy every issue of that!


lol, who are you tellin'?
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Post by: Blake on August 31, 2004, 04:18:40 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/ericyo/37a02ecf.jpg)

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Although the elite ones will not approve. I wonder how long until it gets moved to the hidden forums?  :roll:
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Post by: tylor2000 on August 31, 2004, 04:36:50 pm
Next thing you know Keith will change his name to Jerry and have his own TV show.  He'll call it entertainment and make lots of cash from it.  Justified in the fact that it is the only way he could possibly have anything of worth to say.

tylor
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Post by: jessica73 on August 31, 2004, 04:43:23 pm
Our tv show would be the shit. We'd do paternity tests like Maury and have that chick with the 58 baby-daddies on there.
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Post by: keith on August 31, 2004, 04:46:56 pm
Quote from: "jessica73"
Our tv show would be the shit. We'd do paternity tests like Maury and have that chick with the 58 baby-daddies on there.
lmao.

Didn't we do a Jerry Springer thread on the O-board? That was the bomb diggity, yo.
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Post by: Ms.Redd on August 31, 2004, 04:49:31 pm
keith you are too crazy!

ROFL
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Post by: tylor2000 on August 31, 2004, 04:55:32 pm
Quote from: "jessica73"
Our tv show would be the shit.


I rest my case.


tylor
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Post by: jessica73 on August 31, 2004, 05:12:01 pm
lol. But things like MASH (complete shit) stayed on the air for years.
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Post by: tylor2000 on August 31, 2004, 05:57:20 pm
And that leaves a precedent for your position, I know.

If I'm not incorrect MASH was originally written to give awareness of the Korean War.  Those medics were in the middle of the war, and every now and then you would see them bracing for thousands of injured soldiers who were coming in.  The humour I believe was meant to be a contrast to that and a way they dealt with the stress they were under.  Away from their wives, their country, and the culture they were brought up in.  The Humour started to take over the show, as the people in the show and running it admitted, which is why they felt it should be concluded  --the show lasted longer than the war.

Even those people were sensible.

The talk shows kind of hide behind the vail of showing the truth or what people don't want to see which should be dealt with socailly, and also works as a socially liberal outlet, which balances conservative views.  But when does the entertainment aspect of those shows greatly outstrip any of those things, and have any other worth than just an entertainment show?

tylor
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Post by: sayyouwould on August 31, 2004, 06:34:01 pm
ooooh why couldn't I have been a part of this!!!!!!!?!?!?!  

It's simply smashing!! righty-o.
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Post by: Grakthis on August 31, 2004, 06:34:22 pm
Quote from: "keith"
Quote from: "prettybaby!"
i thought jessica was a girl...
She is, that photo is of Andrew (Grakthis). Jessica just happens to know the scoop on who he's ignoring now!


My ignore list is mighty.
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Post by: xxjenniferxx on August 31, 2004, 07:29:56 pm
i can't see anything..........what was it...
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Post by: keith on August 31, 2004, 08:32:58 pm
Quote from: "xxjenniferxx"
i can't see anything..........what was it...
Photobucket was having issues. They've been having alot of them lately. It's up now.
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Post by: tylor2000 on August 31, 2004, 08:36:38 pm
Quote from: "keith"
Quote from: "xxjenniferxx"
i can't see anything..........what was it...
Photobucket was having issues. They've been having alot of them lately. It's up now.


And I thought my intellectual prowlness convinced you to take it down. :wink:  8)
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Post by: keith on August 31, 2004, 08:46:19 pm
Quote from: "sayyouwould"
ooooh why couldn't I have been a part of this!!!!!!!?!?!?!  

It's simply smashing!! righty-o.
Don't worry Shell. Jessica and I will feature you in a future issue  :wink:
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Post by: xxjenniferxx on August 31, 2004, 08:48:39 pm
haha thats crazy, but so funny..lol
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Post by: Wagella on September 01, 2004, 03:29:21 am
I thought it was funny, and I'm a bitter cynic that only usualy laughs at the pain and suffering of others.
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Post by: kev222 on September 01, 2004, 03:30:44 am
Quote from: "Blake"
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Although the elite ones will not approve. I wonder how long until it gets moved to the hidden forums?  :roll:

Nah, those forums are already too full of threads where we all talk non-stop about you and all the other 'non-elite' behind your backs.

-Kev
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Post by: Tia on September 01, 2004, 07:45:11 am
LOL!
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Post by: tricia on September 01, 2004, 08:11:39 am
Quote from: "kev222"
Quote from: "Blake"
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Although the elite ones will not approve. I wonder how long until it gets moved to the hidden forums?  :roll:

Nah, those forums are already too full of threads where we all talk non-stop about you and all the other 'non-elite' behind your backs.

-Kev


ROFLMAO
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Post by: keith on September 01, 2004, 08:13:07 am
Oh Dish, Jessica and I are featuring you and Ryan in our next issue *giggle*
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Post by: Si on September 01, 2004, 08:55:41 am
lol
very funny
I wonder if I'll ever make it in!
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Post by: neos on September 01, 2004, 10:31:39 am
Quote from: "kev222"
Quote from: "Blake"
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Although the elite ones will not approve. I wonder how long until it gets moved to the hidden forums?  :roll:

Nah, those forums are already too full of threads where we all talk non-stop about you and all the other 'non-elite' behind your backs.

-Kev


I <3 Kev
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Post by: Ms.Redd on September 01, 2004, 11:49:34 am
This really needs to be a monthly gag...
Fo' reeeal.
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Post by: Chloe on September 01, 2004, 12:01:24 pm
ROFLMAO.... that was CLASSIC!!!! i wanna be in one...lol :D
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Post by: Si on September 01, 2004, 12:38:28 pm
Hmmm... I wonder if I am on Grakthis' ignore list... :D
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Post by: Jophess on September 01, 2004, 01:42:56 pm
Haha, that's histerical. I want more of those sort of thiiiings. Weekly issue?
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Post by: Grakthis on September 01, 2004, 05:32:06 pm
Quote from: "Wagella"
I thought it was funny, and I'm a bitter cynic that only usualy laughs at the pain and suffering of others.


I support this statement.  I lol'd.

I give it  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: / :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
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Post by: Grakthis on September 01, 2004, 05:32:35 pm
Quote from: "Si"
Hmmm... I wonder if I am on Grakthis' ignore list... :D


I won't tell.  :D

Edit: wait a minute......

edit edit: there is no edit.
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Post by: Blake on September 01, 2004, 06:04:17 pm
Quote from: "tricia"
Quote from: "kev222"
Quote from: "Blake"
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Although the elite ones will not approve. I wonder how long until it gets moved to the hidden forums?  :roll:

Nah, those forums are already too full of threads where we all talk non-stop about you and all the other 'non-elite' behind your backs.

-Kev


ROFLMAO


Could be quite true. I have contributed a large number of posts to that magic section. Truely amazing.
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Post by: Mountaineer on September 01, 2004, 06:12:15 pm
That was sooooooooo funny!!!

I wanna see more issues
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Post by: Si on September 01, 2004, 09:34:06 pm
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Si"
Hmmm... I wonder if I am on Grakthis' ignore list... :D


I won't tell.  :D

Edit: wait a minute......

edit edit: there is no edit.


Woohoo!! I'm not on the list..!!
I mean...wait.. 'oh, I guess I'll never know :? '
;)
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Post by: Si on September 01, 2004, 09:34:19 pm
:D

(http://www.toons.artie.com/20010322/arg-pteradactyl-green-med-url.gif)
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Post by: Grakthis on September 02, 2004, 06:03:36 am
Quote from: "Si"
oops, double post, sorry
LOL!


Never apologize for a double post.  Turn it into something creative.

Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.
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Post by: Wagella on September 02, 2004, 06:21:12 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.


Aren't those guys characters in Hamlet?

"Alas poor Borach, I knew him well Ptaradactyle."

I could almost swear they were.
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Post by: Grakthis on September 02, 2004, 06:42:12 am
Quote from: "Wagella"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.


Aren't those guys characters in Hamlet?

"Alas poor Borach, I knew him well Ptaradactyle."

I could almost swear they were.


....

Broach.

Dick.

 :wink:
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Post by: tylor2000 on September 02, 2004, 06:46:29 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Wagella"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.


Aren't those guys characters in Hamlet?

"Alas poor Borach, I knew him well Ptaradactyle."

I could almost swear they were.


....

Broach.

Dick.

 :wink:


Wagella's name is Richard? :o


tylor
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Post by: Si on September 02, 2004, 07:52:02 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Si"
oops, double post, sorry
LOL!


Never apologize for a double post.  Turn it into something creative.

Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.

done.
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Post by: Grakthis on September 02, 2004, 07:53:12 am
Quote from: "Si"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Si"
oops, double post, sorry
LOL!


Never apologize for a double post.  Turn it into something creative.

Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.

done.


ROFL

I less than three Si.
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Post by: Si on September 02, 2004, 07:54:16 am
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Si"
Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Si"
oops, double post, sorry
LOL!


Never apologize for a double post.  Turn it into something creative.

Like a borach, or a ptaradactyle.

done.


ROFL

I less than three Si.


;)
:oops:
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Post by: tricia on September 02, 2004, 08:40:07 am
Quote from: "keith"
Oh Dish, Jessica and I are featuring you and Ryan in our next issue *giggle*


 8O

None of that now!

I wasn't laughing at your mag, I was laughing at Kev!
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Post by: keith on September 02, 2004, 09:01:22 am
Quote from: "tricia"
Quote from: "keith"
Oh Dish, Jessica and I are featuring you and Ryan in our next issue *giggle*


 8O

None of that now!

I wasn't laughing at your mag, I was laughing at Kev!
Trish, we feature the most up to date and outrageous gossip...how could we not include you?  8)
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Post by: tricia on September 02, 2004, 09:12:50 am
lol...as long as you don't scandalize me I suppose it's ok. ;)