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Other Topics => Completely Off-Topic => Topic started by: Grakthis on October 10, 2004, 06:50:26 am
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Peanut butter, largely credited to George Washington Carver in 1880, was part of the inventors list of 300 uses for peanuts. Carver did this to encourage farmers to rotate crops and, specifically, to plant peanuts because of their ability to reknew the soil between tobacco and cotton crops.
In 1922, Joseph L.Rosefield began selling a number of brands of peanut butter in California. These peanut butters were churned like butters they were smoother than the gritty peanut butters of the day. He soon received the first patent for a shelf-stable peanut butter which would stay fresh for up to a year because the oil didn't separate from the peanut butter.
One of the first companies to adopt this new process was Swift &Company for its E.K. Pond peanut butter, renamed Peter Pan in1928. In 1932, Rosefield had dispute with Peter Pan and began producing peanut butter under the Skippy label the following year. Rosefield created the first crunchy style peanut butter two years later by adding chopped peanuts into creamy peanut butter at the end of the manufacturing process. In 1955, Procter & Gamble entered the peanut butter business by acquiring W.T. Young Foods in Lexington, Kentucky, makers of Big Top Peanut Butter. They introduced Jif in 1958 and now operate the world's largest peanut butter plant, churning out 250,000 jars every day!
One-half of all edible peanuts produced in the United States are used to make peanut butter and peanut spreads.
Peanut butter is an excellent source of protien, niacin and magnesium. As well as being downright tasty with chocolate, grape jelly, bannanas or just a glass of milk!
To help our confused English (or just taste impaired) friends, here is a step by step illustrated guide to peanut butter.
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*YAWN*
It's early sunday morning. Whatever will I have for breakfast? How about a healthy and nutritous peanut butter sandwich!
But do I have the neccesary ingredients? Let's see!
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Bread, Check. Toaster, Check.
Wait, I'm forgetting something.
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Oh yeah! Peanut butter! hahahahahahahaha!
So, first things first.
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Take 2 slices of bread and add them to the toaster.
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When it's done, the tast should be nice and toasty brown. If it's not, then you forgot to turn on the toaster! Silly n00b!
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Next, take your knife and gently spread the peanut butter on your two pieces of toast. Make sure to lick the knife when you're done!
When you're done, putt the two pieces of toast together with the peanut butter coated sides facing eachother.
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When you're done, add a glass of milk and enjoy!
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm good!
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Even Frodo loves it!
Now go make your own peanut butter sandwich for breakfast.
And remember, JUST SAY NO to vegimite and marmite!
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OMG. i'm seriously going to pee myself. :razz: this is the greatest thread created - i <3 peanut butter to the max
and you forgot to specify to use a butter knife - if you use a sharp one and then lick it you run the risk of slicing your tongue (note - this is something i acutally have not done - but almost did :-X)
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We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?
Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?
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We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?
Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?
If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore! :)
Kev hates peanutbutter. HATES IT.
@J - :D
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We have peanut butter here so em what r u talking about :?
Is this post not intended to me cause im not English :?
If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore! :)
Kev hates peanutbutter. HATES IT.
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It was a joke 8O wow never seen that coming
I have never tasted peanut butter
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Is this a BOVERED face!?
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Is this a BOVERED face!?
ROFL
BOVER YOUR MOTHER!
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P.S Your toaster SUCKS.
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P.S Your toaster SUCKS.
You cut me Rosie. You cut me deep.
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P.S Your toaster SUCKS.
exactly what i was thinking 8)
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I want a lesson on marmite. I think Grakthis needs one too. Nevermind what else I think Grakthis needs.
tylor
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If you ever do come to england i'd advise you not to eat jif.
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lol. who toasts their bread?
it's a PB sandwich. you don't toast the bread. crazyness...
Amanda
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The very fact he uses Jif, toasts his bread, makes a historical reference to the state he lives in, and ACTUALLY gives lessons, I would say Grakthis is a peanut butter freak.
tylor
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I always mention George Washington Carver when talking about peanut butter because that's what the Aladdin genie told me on Saturday monings!
:D
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
i don't. toasting it is just wrong.
i don't know anyone who toasts their PB sandwiches
Amanda
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well, you're just weird-- toasting is a good thing...and add bananas...oooohhhhh.
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lmao! (lolerskates even)
-Kev
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well, you're just weird-- toasting is a good thing...and add bananas...oooohhhhh.
hmm i'm not too big on the whole banana's and peanut butter thing....it's good once in a while.
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
Toasting = Tasty. I don't do it for BP&J though. Just for PB or PB and Bananna!
And just for the record, Peter Pan BP tastes like cardboard. :)
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
Toasting = Tasty. I don't do it for BP&J though. Just for PB or PB and Bananna!
exactly! By toasting, the peanut butter gets all melty and warm and yuuummmmm.
And just for the record, Peter Pan BP tastes like cardboard. :)
to each his own :-P i can stand jif, but i prefer peter pan.
the bigger question is: crunchy peanut butter, or smooth peanut butter?
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the bigger question is: crunchy peanut butter, or smooth peanut butter?
Peanut Butter (http://forums.nessaholics.com/viewtopic.php?t=6644)
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
I don't! I HATE toasted bread with a passion. HATE IT!
But I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove peanut butter. I eat it almost every single day lol. But I don't eat Jif. I eat the natrual peanut butter with lots of omega3 fatty acids cuz its better for your heart! Jif has lots of partially hydrogenated oils that will make your heart go Boom someday. just so ya know.
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ok, i'm with yall on the jif. I always use Peter Pan - jif isn't as great. But who DOESN'T toast their bread for a peanut butter sandwich o.O
I don't! I HATE toasted bread with a passion. HATE IT!
But I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove peanut butter. I eat it almost every single day lol. But I don't eat Jif. I eat the natrual peanut butter with lots of omega3 fatty acids cuz its better for your heart! Jif has lots of partially hydrogenated oils that will make your heart go Boom someday. just so ya know.
Yeah, but real peanut butter isn't sweet.
Besides, I don't eat peanut butter for HEALTH reasons. I eat it cause it's gooooooooooood.
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Just for PB or PB and Bananna!
Now I know there's something wrong with you.
Banana ruins EVERYTHING. There is NOTHING that you can add banana too that will taste nice. It's the worst.fruit.evar. In fact, I think the banana was a joke that God played on us. And you're falling for it.
If peanut butter is say, 6 or 7 on the all time rank scale (which it is), then Banana is 9, if not 10.
-Kev
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Just for PB or PB and Bananna!
Now I know there's something wrong with you.
Banana ruins EVERYTHING. There is NOTHING that you can add banana too that will taste nice. It's the worst.fruit.evar. In fact, I think the banana was a joke that God played on us. And you're falling for it.
If peanut butter is say, 6 or 7 on the all time rank scale (which it is), then Banana is 9, if not 10.
-Kev
I bet you eat blood pudding don't you?
For those who DON'T know, blood pudding consists of
* 3 quarts pork blood
* 1-1/2 pounds raisins
* 1-1/4 pounds sugar
* 1 pound mixed nuts & chestnuts
* 3/4 pound rice--cooked
* 2 oranges with all rind
* 1 pound figs
* 1 teaspoon red pepper
* 1 teaspoon black pepper
* 2 tablespoons salt
* bay leaf
Mix and bake.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DON'T EAT THIS!
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Just for PB or PB and Bananna!
Now I know there's something wrong with you.
Banana ruins EVERYTHING. There is NOTHING that you can add banana too that will taste nice. It's the worst.fruit.evar. In fact, I think the banana was a joke that God played on us. And you're falling for it.
If peanut butter is say, 6 or 7 on the all time rank scale (which it is), then Banana is 9, if not 10.
-Kev
:o I found another anti-banana person :blob:
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I bet you eat blood pudding don't you?
It's called Black Pudding! Nah, I've never eaten it, but I wouldn't turn it down without tasting it first.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DON'T EAT THIS!
Just smear some peanut butter on it, and maybe some chopped banana. You'll be fine.
I found another anti-banana person
:) Nope, you found THE anti-banana person.
-Kev
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!
Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!
Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!
Actually I think people would taste better. Especially Jessica Alba type people.
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!
Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!
Actually I think people would taste better. Especially Jessica Alba type people.
You would EAT Jessica Alba? What a waste of a perfectly good female.
You know she's in the upcoming Sin City, right?
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You would EAT Jessica Alba? What a waste of a perfectly good female.
There is a certian part I would eat, yes. You know what i mean :wink:
The Liver obviously, it has the most iron.
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mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.
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mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.
Who eats a Bagel for dinner?
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mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.
Who eats a Bagel for dinner?
Me! I'm a poor college student, remember? And I swear I'm allergic to the dining hall.
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ROFL this is the BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!! i love peanut butter..... yummmm.... never had Vegemite or whatever that stuff is...
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i tried Nutella for the first time today.... not great, but enjoyable none the less. if i had no peanut butter then i would probably use this.
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ROFL this is the BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!
It is definitely up there, LOL.
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
What happens if you skip right to the vegimite.....without icepick and with tongue intact?
If you think you can't make a speadable paste out of the taste of several crazy hobos, you haven't met any crazy hobos. And how the hell do you munch on a spreadable paste? Oh wait.....crunchy peanut butter....crunchy hobos.....
tylor
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It's called peanut paste over here.
Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.
Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.
What happens if you skip right to the vegimite.....without icepick and with tongue intact?
If you think you can't make a speadable paste out of the taste of several crazy hobos, you haven't met any crazy hobos. And how the hell do you munch on a spreadable paste? Oh wait.....crunchy peanut butter....crunchy hobos.....
tylor
Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?
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Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?
From the makers of "edible Radioactive goo" and "mystery meat pie" comes "Hoborific!" a new spreadible paste. Contains all the ingredients for a balanced diet including:
Plastic bag hat
Shopping cart filled with cans
Insect filled beard
and skin of murederd victims.
Mmm mmm Taste that transient goodness!
New "Hoborific!" spreadible paste. It's like a party in your mouth, and someone invited Hobos!
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Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?
From the makers of "edible Radioactive goo" and "mystery meat pie" comes "Hoborific!" a new spreadible paste. Contains all the ingredients for a balanced diet including:
Plastic bag hat
Shopping cart filled with cans
Insect filled beard
and skin of murederd victims.
Mmm mmm Taste that transient goodness!
New "Hoborific!" spreadible paste. It's like a party in your mouth, and someone invited Hobos!
LMFAO :roflmao:
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oooooooooooh omg!!!
This is so funny ... must.breathe.part 2 LOL
ROTFLMAO!!!
I read Rosies and Kev's marmite thread first, but this is where it came from LOL :-) This one is even funnier becuase it's totally WRONG!!
The wrong toaster the wrong condiment ... the wrong beverage WITH the PB ... JUST WRONG!!! LOL
Too much LOL :-)
Andrew your such a clown LOL :-)
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oooooooooooh omg!!!
This is so funny ... must.breathe.part 2 LOL
ROTFLMAO!!!
I read Rosies and Kev's marmite thread first, but this is where it came from LOL :-) This one is even funnier becuase it's totally WRONG!!
The wrong toaster the wrong condiment ... the wrong beverage WITH the PB ... JUST WRONG!!! LOL
Too much LOL :-)
Andrew your such a clown LOL :-)
Hooooooooooooo rah!
They so jock me :)
Barns.
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Barns.
They really did!!!
They barned you!!!
(Can I use it like that? Barned?!?!)
They're such barns ;-) LOL