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Vanessa Carlton => General Vanessa Carlton Discussion => Topic started by: MeganJane on April 08, 2006, 04:59:52 am

Title: Penis Bone
Post by: MeganJane on April 08, 2006, 04:59:52 am
Here is an excerpt from a great interview (JT Leroy interviewing Nessa.)

JTL: So, I want you to tell the story about how you and Stephan got together.

VC: Oh, my God! Well, we were touring together two summers ago. I remember the first time I saw him: I was, like, on the computer or something, and he was walking in on the first day of tour. He had these black shades on, like wraparound sunglasses, and he was in all black, on his cell phone, walking with that swagger he has. And I was like, "Who is this guy?" He was always really nice. He brought me flowers and welcomed me to the tour, but I just felt suspicious of men in general at that point. He was trying, but it just wasn't happening. But your book Sarah was actually the catalyst for us starting to talk and eventually getting together. He gave me a copy of it, and suddenly I realized that he wasn't just some dumb-ass lead singer.
JTL: Because he comes across like that?
MC: Because he's good-looking, and he's over six feet tall.
JTL: And dudular.
VC: [laughs] Yeah, dudular. Then he came into my dressing room once, like weeks into the tour. He handed me this white, ivory necklace with a black cord, and I was like, "What is this? Now you're giving me gifts?" And he was like, "It's a raccoon penis bone." And I was like, "What? Why are you giving me this?" And then he gave me Sarah, and it immediately made me curious and comforted that he wanted to share things with me. I just thought that was so rare for the front man of a band to do. They just tend to be really one-dimensional.
JTL: And more likely to bring in a bottle of Wild Turkey or something like that.
VC: Exactly. But he brought me a book and a penis bone, and I was like, "Okay, I'll take note of this, and perhaps I'll give him some more chances." I give you all the credit. My album should be called Harmonium by J.T. LeRoy.
JTL: [laughs] I just want a piano lesson. Do you still have the raccoon penis bone?
VC: [laughs] Of course.

I don't know if someone has already posted this, so my apologies if they have. Read the rest of the interview at:

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1285/is_11_34/ai_n8586984

it's from the Harmonium era. It gives great insight into Vanessa's childhood and her learning the piano.

Hehe, raccoon penis bone. How romantic.  8O
I wonder what it really was..... but let's not turn this into a discussion on the anatomy of the penis.....    :oops:  haha

I think it's cute in a quirky way :lol:
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: feishien on April 08, 2006, 05:23:27 am
Aww raccoon penis bone!

That's awesome, hadn't read that article before. Thanks for directing me to it. :)
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: amberbeads on April 08, 2006, 10:20:26 am
(http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/6820/112gk.jpg)
the long skinny one is the penis bone
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: milla on April 08, 2006, 03:34:39 pm
Quote from: "amberbeads"
(http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/6820/112gk.jpg)
the long skinny one is the penis bone


hehe, ewww....it's a nice necklace though!

I love that article, I read it at vanessacarlton.info ages ago, it rocks
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: Dora on April 08, 2006, 05:10:08 pm
wow i never noticed how long that thing is, ahh that Vanessa *shakes head*
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: clamicas on April 08, 2006, 06:14:42 pm
that's a sex amulet :lol:

http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: bluebutterfly on April 08, 2006, 08:40:54 pm
that's a long penis bone for a small raccoon. haha.
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: MeganJane on April 08, 2006, 08:45:56 pm
wow.... thanks for rewarding my curiousity! So it really IS a penis bone... I guess I need to brush up on my animal penis knowledge. Lol. So raccoons ALWAYS have a boner.... albeit a very bendy one...... Fascinating.

I never realized just how smooooooth Mr. Jenkins is.... hehe.
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: thirdmovement on April 08, 2006, 11:08:11 pm
An eternal boner! A man's nightmare, but a woman's dream!
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: joey on April 09, 2006, 02:43:35 am
k...

thats a releif...(the pic)...


cos i was expecting something more.......okay never mind...but neway cool!!!!
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: milla on April 09, 2006, 02:46:00 am
Quote from: "MeganJane"
So it really IS a penis bone...


lol that's what I thought, I'd always thought it was just a tooth of fake ivory or something before and that SJ was just joking about it..  :lol:
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: amberbeads on April 09, 2006, 10:33:53 am
Quote from: "MeganJane"
I never realized just how smooooooth Mr. Jenkins is.... hehe.

ohhhhhhhhh yes he is the king of charming. It's almost ridiculous.
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: feishien on April 10, 2006, 04:21:20 am
Quote from: "bluebutterfly"
that's a long penis bone for a small raccoon. haha.


Haha that's what I thought.  :?
Title: you couldnt make this shiznit up if your tried :P
Post by: actsnoblemartin on May 08, 2006, 05:46:24 pm
lol
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: nat on May 08, 2006, 06:13:37 pm
huahuuhauhuahuha...it´s so funny!
thanks! :lol:
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: MeganJane on May 13, 2006, 10:28:05 pm
You're very welcome  :D

Do you think removing the bone from the raccoon is called boning? "Darling... I was thinking of you, so I boned a raccoon..."
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: milla on May 14, 2006, 04:35:37 am
Quote from: "MeganJane"
You're very welcome  :D

Do you think removing the bone from the raccoon is called boning? "Darling... I was thinking of you, so I boned a raccoon..."


haha...i hope so.
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: B on May 14, 2006, 08:31:50 pm
LOLOLOL.

I remembered the penis bone story, but just to see it again with the pic, LOL.  :lol:
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: ordinaryday6 on May 14, 2006, 09:34:55 pm
Quote from: "MeganJane"
You're very welcome  :D

Do you think removing the bone from the raccoon is called boning? "Darling... I was thinking of you, so I boned a raccoon..."


lol :lol:

but wouldn't that be considered de-boning? lol.
Title: Penis Bone
Post by: MeganJane on May 18, 2006, 12:32:40 am
lol perhaps.... but i think removing bones from chickens is called 'boning'... i saw a job ad in the newspaper which said "boner required" at some chicken factory or something.... or maybe it was really meant to be in the personal ads... or someone wanted help for their impotence problem... lol