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WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
right and you need to shut up. Never use "Fine" to describe how a Woman
looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even
trade.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside
out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You
will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she
cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that She
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying
you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used
with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her
in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will Only tell you
"Nothing".
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OHHH MY GOD.... all joking aside... my wife wrote this.. she had to... wait no way.. she would never give away her secrets... then again... have you been talking to Lisa???
LMAO.. this is soooooooo.. true... ;)
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pretty true!!!
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LOL!
I usually try to stay clear of women like that. I just ignore the rules and the rules change or the relationship doesn't work out. Sometimes it takes only a few days or even hours. But that means I can always be myself and I have met the greatest women that way too.
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I know when I'm in for some pain...........so I just take it like a man and let her go on as long as she needs, even if I have no idea what she's talking about
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its the truth.
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The worst is hearing them say "What do you think you are doing?". Because then they're under the assumption you did something even if you didn't. And half the time they refuse to believe that you didn't do anything either because you look guilty or you look too innocent, as though you're hiding something. Usually that ends up with you giving in and apologizing for something, though it isn't always clarified what, so that you'll appease the might that is the woman. It's a fair trade though, they have the babies :wink:
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they are a strange people.though their ways seem strange to us we must do our best to not offend. :P
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that is quite truue rich :) lol
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Thus my point is proven once again...ALL WOMEN ARE PSYCHO!
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u say that like its a bad thing :lol: haha...
nah we're not psycho... well not all of us :P
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FINALLY!!!!
someone understands!
now maybe u guys will get a freakin clue!!
if you boys had to live w/ our overanalytical brains and messed up hormones....u'd be pretty damn psycho too!
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if you boys had to live w/ our overanalytical brains and messed up hormones....u'd be pretty damn psycho too!
that was just too funny :D :lol:
Don't hold your breathe Tone :-)
A billion years of evolution,
Walking on the moon and all the other cool stuff invented,
and men are still as clueless as ever about women!!!
they still have no idea ...
don't expect things to change in a hurry!!! LOL
I love my BOYS!!!
LOL
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A billion years of evolution,
Walking on the moon and all the other cool stuff invented,
and men are still as clueless as ever about women!!!
they still have no idea ...
don't expect things to change in a hurry!!! LOL
I love my BOYS!!!
LOL
AMEN TO THAT!
You already know that I'll never understand women!!
I should cut my losses and give up now.
-Kev
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Thank you. I now understand, be it not everything but this is a good start.