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Other Topics => Entertainment - Movies / TV / Books => Topic started by: spongebob16 on June 18, 2002, 08:30:50 pm
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Mine would have to be: "I'm a private dick" from The Brady Bunch Movie. Have fun yall. Rock on!
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I dont really have a fave movie quote.
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From James Bond (forget which movie), "The difference between a madman and a genius is measured by success." (said by some evildoer villianious dude)
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"Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to f*ck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."--Heathers
'Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.'--Girl Interrupted
'You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.'--The Matrix
'We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives'--Fight Club
'The things you own end up owning you.'--Fight Club
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"you need people like me, so you can point your f*cking finger, and say 'that's the bad guy'"
and the one from lord of the rings,
frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me
gandalf(this is the line i like!): so do all that live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we get to decide is wat to do with the time that is given us.
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"...When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated." - Legally Blond.
lol good stuff :D
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"Woah, woah, it's just me." - Wolverine
"Prove it." - Cyclops
"You're a dick." - Wolverine
[convinced] "Okay." - Clyclops
Obviously from X-Men.
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wow......
this MB is sooooo much more ADVANCED than the VCMB........ 8O
my fave movie quote is.........
SCARY MOVIE......
"wanna get butt nekkid and wrestle?,hold mah earings......."
"does this shirt make me look gay?,how about now?........."
"but wait, darsh more........."
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those Fight Club quotes are good *thumbs up*
I also love:
"Hate is baggage. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time"
-American History X
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"Boards do not hit back" by Bruce Lee :twisted:
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"You got that right. You see, according to Cockteau's plan, I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read, I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. OK. I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why, because I might suddenly feel the need to. OK? Pal, I've seen the future. Know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his pajamas, sipping a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm the Oscar Meyer wiener'. You live up top, you live how he wants. Your other choice: come down here and maybe starve to death." - Demolition Man
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" - Bilbo Baggins
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Bumpity bump-bump
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Look at frosty gooooo
One of my favorite movie quotes
[Bridget Jones and Mark Darcy kiss]
Bridget: "wait -- nice boys don't kiss like that"
Darcy: "Oh, yes, they f---ing do!"
-Bridget Jones's Diary
Heeeee. *sigh* :mrgreen:
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"Did you ever stick your arms out and spin and spin and spin? Well, that's what love is like."
---Practical Magic.
"I have to ask you a question. It's a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can't seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?........Never."
---The Mexican.
"Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else! People find love, people lose it! For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life!"
---Adaptation.
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Hell hath no fury like a women scorned for Sega.
I get the first View Askew quote... Big Ups to Me!
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shampoo is betta, i go on first and clean the hair. Contditiona is betta I make the hari silky and smooth...oh really fool? Really!......stop looking at me swan! ~Billy Madison
Do you thinkit's easy for me to be Miss Mary Sunshine all the time? I'm the Marcia f*ucking Brady of the upper East side and I hate it.
~Cruel Intentions
Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let be a part of who you become
~My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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here are two from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
1. Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
2. Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
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lol. The vast majority of my favorite quotes aren't suitable to repeat infront of the "younger" audience on this MB :wink:
So lets try a few PG ones....
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorceres ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort" - Moff Motti froM Star Wars: A New Hope
I dont know why I love that quote... I just do.
or from The Crow (the MOST underappreciated movie ever)
Eric: "I thought the police always said freeze"
Albrecht: "I am the police and I say don't move, Snow White. You're under arrest; I don't care what else is wrong with you. You move and you're dead."
Eric: "And I say I'm dead, and I move"
---Andrew
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hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid
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"Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."- Ten Things I Hate About You
"I thought you said you wanted out!"
"Yeah, well, I did, but that was before she kissed me."
"Where?"
"In the car."- Ten Things
"Well, I suppose it does some good. Say one day the Yanks come and hang me in the woods and leave me for a big dead glob."
"That is sciententifically correct."
"Surely someone would come up, find my body, and say 'Who is that?' Then they would look at my hand and say 'Oh, that's nubbin' fingered Jake Rodel' and they'd ride back and tell my Pa."- Ride With The Devil (Jake was talking about the good of getting his pinky shot off)
"What if, in a key moment in the game, my shirt comes open and, oops, my bosoms pop out?"
"You think there's a man in the country who hasn't seen your bosoms?"- A League of Their Own
"What's your name? Or do angels not have names, only beautiful faces?"- A Knight's Tale
I can't think of any more right now.
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hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid
I choose to pretend all crow movies AFTER the first one never existed. There is no crow 2. There is no crow salvation. There is no Ed Furlong.
---Andrew
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- Dean Vernon Wermer, " National Lampoon's Animal House"
"I'm really a nice guy; if I had friends, you could ask 'em"
- Dr. Walter Cornbluth, "Splash"
"You'll have to pardon my friend ... he's a little slow"
- Lloyd Christmas, "Dumb and Dumber"
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"It's not the meaning of life, it's the feeling of life"
--Down to you
It's a good quote to live by
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hey andrew......the first Crow was great...the second ok....didn't see Salvation....and now they're making a fourth with Ed Furlong.....cant imagine that'd this one is gonna be good......can't stand that kid
I choose to pretend all crow movies AFTER the first one never existed. There is no crow 2. There is no crow salvation. There is no Ed Furlong.
---Andrew
lol
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Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you.
Gotta love it lol
-Brian
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"Mess with the best, die like the rest" Hackers
"Well shit on me" Hackers
"Booty traps",Data
"Booby traps"Mikey
"That's what I said! Booby traps!!"Data
from The Goonies.. I love that movie..
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Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you.
Oh man B, i wish i could repeat all my favorite View Askew quotes on here. *sigh*
---Andrew
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OK Bones....Bones??? BONES??!! Whatsamattaforyou I break-a you face-a!!!!!!!
~Tony in Lady and the Tramp
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"Don't mess with the bull son! You'll get it by the horns!"
Principle over detention in "The Breakfast Club"
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Oh man B, i wish i could repeat all my favorite View Askew quotes on here. *sigh*
Me too, LOL. But I did find a PG one so I had to throw that in here ;)
-Brian
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"Goonies never say die" - Goonies
"It's not that I believe in facism, or any other ism for that matter...." - Ferris Bueller
"There's no crying in baseball!" - A Leage of Their Own
"Blaine! That's not even a name! That's an appliance!" (or something like that) - Pretty in Pink
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"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
-scarface
I have I like more, but not PG enough. :)
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its actually a TV quote, not a movie quote but still funny...
gotta love Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like:
HEY! You get your bitchass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
HEY WOMAN! You shut your mouth and make babies!
HEY! You go do my laundry!
HEY! Listen missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!
HEY! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in the bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
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We are going back-Doc
back where?-Marti
Back to the future!!!-Doc
duh from Back to the future
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"My name is Roberta, I'm addicted to porn, and I masturbate constantly." - Harland Williams, Sorority Boys
"Budhists learn self-discipline from a 400 lbs. man." - Jack Nicholson, Anger Management
"So what? So, let's dance!" Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack
"When you're a tattle-tale, you're not just telling on someone else, but you're telling on yourself. You're saying, 'Hey! I'm a tattle-tale.' Now, is that the tale you wanna tell?" Gary Cole, The Brady Bunch
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"On what day did God create Spinal Tap and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
David: "yes, its a very unusual name David St. Hubbins"
Interviewer:"So who was st.hubbins?"
David:"The patron saint of quality footwear."
I swear Spinal Tap is the funniest film ever made.
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"He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it"
-Steel Magnolias
"They don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."
-The American President
"You could be a model. Too bad you're not sexy"
-Cruel Intentions
"No more wire hangers!"
-Mommie Dearest
I love pretty much any line from
Jurassic Park, Save the Last Dance and
A Beautiful Mind.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
--Fight Club
Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that. Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that.
--Adaptation.
Yeah but it's easier for plants. I mean they have no memory. They just move on to whatever's next. With a person though, adapting almost shameful. It's like running away.
-Adaptation.
As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away
-Identity.
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"They went with someone who had more theme-park experience. "
-Swingers
Watts: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Keith: It's not just sex.
Watts: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?
-Some Kind of Wonderful
"Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."
-Some Kind of Wonderful
"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
-Braveheart
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
-Spaceballs
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Something from onnah the Brady Bunch Movies:
Man runs up to their car screaming:
"This is a car jack!"
One of the sons (dunno who) says:
"Yes, this IS a car, but my name's not Jack."
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"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there."
-Memento.
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Star Wars:
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the darkside"
"Begun...the Clone War has"
YODA ROX!
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Quotes that can't be posted here:
- The whole dialog between Jules and Brett in Pulp Fiction.
- Several of the best View Askew quotes.
A quote that can be posted here:
Pete: "Wait a minute! Who elected you leader a this outfit?"
Everett: "Well, Pete, I just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote!"
Pete: "Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!"
Everett: "Well I'm votin' for yours truly too!"
<They both look to Delmar>
Delmar: "Okay - I'm with you fellas."
—O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Oh yeah, and any line from the movie PCU. There are so many I honestly can't decide which ones I should put. So everyone, go rent PCU, and everything you hear, I quoted.
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I thoguht this one was very funny AND very fitting... ;)
Stallone: "Hold it! The Schwarzenegger Library?"
Bullock: "Yes, the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor?"
Stallone: "Stop! He was President?"
Bullock: "Yes. Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment…"
from Demolition Man
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"Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."
-Some Kind of Wonderful
LMAO Steve, I swear that quote is so something you would say! :wink:
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HOLDEN: I’m just having some girl trouble.
JAY: Bitch pressing charges? I get that a lot.
HOLDEN: No. I’m just at a point where I don't know what to do.
JAY: Kick her to the curb. Girls get to be too much trouble, there's always the "band of the hand".
HOLDEN: Can't do it, g. I’m in love.
JAY: Ah, there ain't no such thing. You gotta boil it all down to the essentials. It's like Cube says: "life ain't nothing but bitches and money."
HOLDEN: Just what I needed - advice from the hood.