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Title: ..::they found bigfoot::..
Post by: iluvvanessa on August 14, 2008, 09:19:19 pm: This is really scary, i am so scared of bigfoot and aliens! now one of them is real, i heard it on the news and looked it up, now they're doing DNA tests, and having a press conference about it, heres a link to the article

http://whalesinspace.com/2008/08/update-bigfoot-found-dna-evidence-to-prove-rickmat-carcass-on-friday/
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Post by: Wagella on August 14, 2008, 11:44:59 pm: In other news, Jesus did not appear in any tortillas this week. Local believers devastated. This just in: Internet luminary Wagella finds the image of Vin Diesel in his bean dip. Vatican refuses to comment. Conspiracy?
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Post by: MeganJane on August 15, 2008, 03:47:58 am: whalesinspace.com ??
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Post by: IfICouldFall on August 15, 2008, 06:13:28 am: How can they determine Bigfoot's DNA is legit if there is no DNA to compare to? :lol:
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Post by: iluvvanessa on August 15, 2008, 06:24:37 am: idk, and i am not crazy, it was on the REAL news [ie KTVU] the other day and everything, i think the dna is to compare it with a gorilla's, but dna tests take months, CSI lies about that.
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Post by: Manda on August 15, 2008, 10:56:42 am: He is real, where have you been? His name is Harry and he lives with the Hendersons. He's a nice guy.
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Post by: Arwen on August 15, 2008, 11:08:06 am: It was on CNN too.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

I'm eager to see what unfolds at the press conference today.
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Post by: _all_is_well_ on August 15, 2008, 01:03:21 pm: Oh he died im going to miss him. We used to have tea parties together.
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Post by: IfICouldFall on August 15, 2008, 02:42:14 pm: ^^^ aww i'm gonna miss him too. He used to babysit my baby sister, such a nice guy, though he did always get himself in to hairy situations.... hahaah that was bad. :wink:
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Post by: SadAsBlue on August 15, 2008, 03:15:44 pm: Quote from: "IfICouldFall"
How can they determine Bigfoot's DNA is legit if there is no DNA to compare to? :lol:

My thoughts exact
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Post by: _all_is_well_ on August 16, 2008, 09:20:31 am: Quote from: "IfICouldFall"
^^^ aww i'm gonna miss him too. He used to babysit my baby sister, such a nice guy, though he did always get himself in to hairy situations.... hahaah that was bad. :wink:

Yes he was quit the mischief maker. You shoudnt have trusted him to babysit for you. Lol.
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Post by: shinesobright07 on August 16, 2008, 01:57:38 pm: Hmm... I'd believe it. Why not? These days, nothing surprises me. It says half man, half ape... really big. Soo... I believe them =) Actually, my family and I are up in Vermont and we've been joking about running into him in the woods! My jaw dropped when I read about it!
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Post by: iluvvanessa on August 16, 2008, 02:22:30 pm: If my family wants to take me to the woods, im gonna freak out! I always have, but now its like 10 times worse.
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Post by: MistrFish on August 19, 2008, 03:58:54 pm: What! He died! That bastard owes me 10 bucks!
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Post by: Grakthis on August 20, 2008, 07:44:45 am: Quote from: "iluvvanessa"
idk, and i am not crazy, it was on the REAL news [ie KTVU] the other day and everything, i think the dna is to compare it with a gorilla's, but dna tests take months, CSI lies about that.

That is insteresting because I can go to the store right now and buy a DNA paternity test and have results back in 3-5 days.

You really should google the dumb shit you say before you say it to see if any of it is true.
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Post by: Grakthis on August 22, 2008, 05:58:08 am: http://news.aol.com/article/bigfoot-hoaxers-say-it-was-a-big-joke/144328?icid=100214839x1208173884x1200441530

"At a news conference in California last week, the two men had stood by their claims that they had discovered Bigfoot's corpse and had it on ice. Scientific analysis would prove it, they said.
Not quite.
Now the two Georgia men admit that the hairy, icy blob was an Internet-purchased Sasquatch costume stuffed with possum roadkill and slaughterhouse leftovers."

SHOCKING! I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!

Retards.
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Post by: Wagella on August 22, 2008, 04:33:12 pm: You've shattered my hopes and dreams Andrew. You son of a bitch. I guess I can stop leaving lucky charms around, I wont be getting a pot of gold any time soon.