This happens to me all the time.. since I'm a psych major and all. Peole ask me to analyze them. But this was too funny to keep to myself. Feel free to contribute with your own analysis.
Essaychic (12:05:38 AM): i don't like scary movies
Essaychic (12:05:50 AM): did I tell you I had a dream I was licking freddy's balls?
Essaychic (12:06:02 AM): this is why I don't like the images from scary films
Essaychic (12:08:30 AM): I don't like freddy, but I honestly didn't mind getting dirrrty with him because I was hoping we would screw.
Essaychic (12:08:37 AM): I think we did
Essaychic (12:08:43 AM): and then my parents came home
Essaychic (12:08:45 AM): and we had to stop
Essaychic (12:08:51 AM): dammit freddy
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:34 AM): OMG
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:36 AM): you scare me!
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:47 AM): im saving this conversation
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:52 AM): and postin it
Essaychic (12:11:10 AM): LOL!!!!!
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:38 AM): haha
Essaychic (12:11:41 AM): what do you think my dream means?
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:48 AM): that you are a freak