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« on: September 18, 2002, 10:02:35 am »
They are hardcore Avril fans.
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« on: September 18, 2002, 10:01:16 am »
Lack of perscription medication.
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« on: September 18, 2002, 09:14:11 am »
Maybe there should be a post at the top, like the FAQ and Vanessa posts, saying come here when Fullarene are busy plotting our inevidable apocalyptic downfall.
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« on: September 18, 2002, 09:06:53 am »
It is starting to piss me off.
What are they doing over there? Conducting secret governmental expirements on how long it takes me to snap and firebomb Fullarene HQ.
Cause if so, the answer is: about 5 more minutes.
What are they doing over there? Conducting secret governmental expirements on how long it takes me to snap and firebomb Fullarene HQ.
Cause if so, the answer is: about 5 more minutes.
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« on: September 18, 2002, 08:38:02 am »
I swear, the amount of time the VC boards are down, fullrene employees could program 34 seperate space shuttle launches. You think the could at least fix the forums.
A typical conversation at fullrene HQ.
Fullrene employee 1: Hey man, its 11am, prime Vanessa Carlton chatting time. Lets get some lunch and leave this illiterate mexican immagrent to hold the boards together.
Fullrene employee 2: Ok.
Wait did you say he was incontinent?
Fullrene employee 1: No, I said illiterate. But he is incontinent too.
Fullrene employee 2: Sweet. Hey, when we get back, do you mant to give that rabid circus monkey a try?
Fullrene employee 1: Why not, I was just going to shut the boards down for "maintinence" anyway. It takes up to much bandwidth that I need for donkey porn.
Fullrene employee 2: Donkey porn. Sweet!
A typical conversation at fullrene HQ.
Fullrene employee 1: Hey man, its 11am, prime Vanessa Carlton chatting time. Lets get some lunch and leave this illiterate mexican immagrent to hold the boards together.
Fullrene employee 2: Ok.
Wait did you say he was incontinent?
Fullrene employee 1: No, I said illiterate. But he is incontinent too.
Fullrene employee 2: Sweet. Hey, when we get back, do you mant to give that rabid circus monkey a try?
Fullrene employee 1: Why not, I was just going to shut the boards down for "maintinence" anyway. It takes up to much bandwidth that I need for donkey porn.
Fullrene employee 2: Donkey porn. Sweet!
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« on: September 18, 2002, 08:21:16 am »
Knowing Fullrene, performing dark rites to thier lord and master satan.
Fat lot of good it does them, the board still goes down, even with lucifers demonic assistance.
Fat lot of good it does them, the board still goes down, even with lucifers demonic assistance.
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« on: September 18, 2002, 08:16:26 am »
Hey guys, I'm bored too. When will they fix the other board damn it!
I like this one much better, but noone is ever here.
I like this one much better, but noone is ever here.
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General Vanessa Carlton Discussion / Here is todays thought
« on: September 07, 2002, 08:21:41 am »
I was watching one of the Rambo movies on cable today,
and I noticed something in it that is sadly lacking
in modern cinema.
The punch noise.
What is the punch noise you ask?
You didnt ask, well I will tell you anyway.
The punch noise occured often in eighties action films.
It was a sound effect produced when someone punched
someone else in the face. Nowdays you will be lucky to hear
even a small noise when a punch goes down. But in the eighties,
the punch sound was so loud that it broke several windows in my house.
Judging by the volume of the eighties punch sound, anyone being
hit was by a miraculous coincidence, next door to an off screen
rail yard, where 2 trains collided with a ball bearing filled
plane, while a thermo nuclear warhead was hit by
a semi-trailer full of fire crackers.
If a person was hit by the amount of force reqired to generate that
noise, their head would instantly turn to liquid, while the hand
doing the punching dropped out of warp speed into a sun.
Does anyone else miss the punch sound?
Just a pointless random thought of mine.
and I noticed something in it that is sadly lacking
in modern cinema.
The punch noise.
What is the punch noise you ask?
You didnt ask, well I will tell you anyway.
The punch noise occured often in eighties action films.
It was a sound effect produced when someone punched
someone else in the face. Nowdays you will be lucky to hear
even a small noise when a punch goes down. But in the eighties,
the punch sound was so loud that it broke several windows in my house.
Judging by the volume of the eighties punch sound, anyone being
hit was by a miraculous coincidence, next door to an off screen
rail yard, where 2 trains collided with a ball bearing filled
plane, while a thermo nuclear warhead was hit by
a semi-trailer full of fire crackers.
If a person was hit by the amount of force reqired to generate that
noise, their head would instantly turn to liquid, while the hand
doing the punching dropped out of warp speed into a sun.
Does anyone else miss the punch sound?
Just a pointless random thought of mine.
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General Vanessa Carlton Discussion / .....
« on: September 05, 2002, 08:05:12 am »
Thanks Wonkies.
Soon I will have control of these boards and everyone on them. Wait did I say that out loud?
Soon I will have control of these boards and everyone on them. Wait did I say that out loud?
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General Vanessa Carlton Discussion / What about me?
« on: September 04, 2002, 09:38:40 am »
I am not in the Oldie catagory, I just go to have fun. I have never been serious, always sarcastic. I never meant to offend anyone. I hope I am not one of the annoying ones.
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General Vanessa Carlton Discussion / I am here to lend my patented brand of stupidity.
« on: September 04, 2002, 09:28:10 am »
Aren't you lucky, or more acuaretly scared?