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Creative Endeavors / I Bleed You

« on: January 08, 2004, 08:24:54 pm »

And I'm gone,
Melting in the Summer sun.
Wishing Winter would have come,
To save me.
I can't go on without you.
Stabbed in my heart,
With a bleak memory,
Damaging . . . Or losing all my senses.
The pull of confusion tore us apart.
Tear me apart.
Tear me in forths,
Because I'm not whole . . .

Your half, disconnected.
The I am thrown down and rejected . . . By you.
My half, My half,
My half of life to love, and hold.
And maybe . . . Maybe I'll carry on.

Our windows are rolled down.
My life was thrown down.
Summer is coming.
Fuck, Summer has come.
Lovers are dying,
And Merry . . . Merry fucking Christmas.

I remember when I fell in love with you.
I miss the feeling,
Of feeling.
I miss the taste of being in love.
And I, I've tried to avoid you,
But I can't take it.
Being without you,
I won't make it.

Because I can't breathe.
The windows are up and we keep crashing.
Crashing like your heart . . . Into my body,
And my soul.
I just want you to stay with me.
But Summer has passed,
Lovers are dying, and I'm not whole.

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Creative Endeavors / My NEWEST Material (Alexxx is a Poopface-esque)

« on: January 01, 2004, 01:59:15 am »

Okay, these songs are SUPER! long, so I won't be able to post them that soon or that often, but . . . Keep in mind, these were written on the spot, but the lyrics are great anyway, so.

*Keep in mind, this is not meant to be sacrilegios in anyway, nor is it meant to offend anyone. PS I don't believe any of what . . . he . . . believes.

Justin Hornback
This sounds like Justin Hornback when he sings at Mass.
Yea-ah-ah . . .
Let's pretend I was him.
Let's say I tap-danced 'til I was 18.
I'm a Junior at U of L.
My parents won't let me say H-E-L-L.
But oh well, silly goose.

This isn't mean, like Rachel said it was.
She's just a dummy.
She doesn't know anything.
And that other guy's sucker was yummy.

I'm the greatest rhymer in the world.

Blest are they, the poor in spirit.
Theirs is the Kingdom of God.
Rejoice and - REJOICE! And be glad.
Yeah, uh huh . . .
Theirs is the Kindom of God.

Sorry about that, sometimes I just break out in song.
I love to praise my Lord.
'Cause He . . . Is my Lord.
My God is my Lord.
God doesn't have a sex.
I'll be a feminist.
Incest is good.

Incest . . . My Mom's inbred.
And that my father is really my Uncle, in a way.
She also told me, all my cousins were the same.
She said my Grandpa's my Uncle, and sometimes my Dad,
And sometimes he doesn't know how much sex he has had.
Overdoses on Viagra . . . What something Viagra?
I don't know.
Did I say, "sex"?
Oh! I'm gonna go to heck.

Rejoice and be glad,
Blessed are you - BLESSED!
Holy are you.
Rejoice and be glad,
Yours is the Kingdom of God.
Yeahhh . . .

I love Patrick,
The trumpet player, I mean, violinist.
Feminists!
Patrick without a last name,
Kind of has this really scary moley thing.
But that's okay, he's sexy anyway.

I believe in homosexuality in the Church.
And . . . And incest, too.
So if I ever get my cousin, who's a male,
Boy, he's gonna be lucky.
You can guess who . . . Is gonna be lucky.

It's really hard to pretend that I am Justin Hornback.

My Liberterian Dad, doesn't have a back.
He doesn't have a chin,
And I think my Mom beats him.
But that's okay, because I like Patrick the violinist.
Incest is good.

Rejoice and be glad,
Blessed are you - BLESSED!
Holy are you.
Rejoice and be glad,
Yours is the Kingdom of God.

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Polls / What is your Religion/Affiliation/Religious Affiliation/Etc.

« on: December 31, 2003, 04:43:30 pm »

Hmmm?

I think you get it . . .

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Creative Endeavors / Anatomy of Us: A Plane

« on: December 26, 2003, 05:21:19 pm »

You think about that flights like you'd like to get away from me,
And all you were.
And like propellers on a plane,
You're the only thing to move me,
From dying like I was . . . To being what I am.
I'm ashamed to go into detail with you,
Because the times I've tried, I've been, "too imaginative,"
Because, my dreams are nothing I can do.

You're late for your flight that may get you away,
Thinking someday, maybe somewhere, you'll meet a better me.
And I can't believe I'll catch my flight, with you,
(On my back).
I'll just be a late again.

And from dying to being,
I'm living with you in . . . My thoughts forever.
Just like you've always been.

Because I suffocate when I think of you,
And all the things we never got to do.
I'm sorry, if I let you down.
I apologize, I was always around.
I'm sorry for too much . . .
And I got in your way.

Things won't go back to your plane ride again.
My dreams and yours have crashed,
And there's nothing we can do,
To get away from me, from you,
From ourselves . . . "Ourselves?"
No, we never were.
And our flight as been delayed because of me . . .

When all I wanted,
Was to get away from myself . . .
And all we weren't.

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Completely Off-Topic / Can I make a Christmas Pictures thread since you love me?

« on: December 26, 2003, 11:18:15 am »

And I got a camera? Is this okay?

Okay - Erm, Christmas Pictures Thread.

This is Alec, one of my cousins, at my Grandmother's (MOM's Mom) house.


This is Caroline, another cousin, yesterday morning after breakfast,


And this is my brother, David, at my Grandmother's (MOM's Mom).


I have TONS of pictures left, but since my computer's a shithead I have to buy a new disk drive to install software on THIS computer. To get the pictures up, I installed it on my brother's computer, then e-mailed them to myself. It took FOREVER to e-mail them, by the way. And I had to make them a hell of a lot smaller.



POST! I know of a few of you who got a or a new camera - So post.

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Completely Off-Topic / Someone's gonna get their ASS kicked before the night's over

« on: December 25, 2003, 06:38:32 pm »

Excuse my language.

BUT - Ya CAN'T change the words to Christmas songs - Especially not the sex of The Little Drummer FUCKING BOY. So what the hell is this:

"I am a poor GIRL, too, pa rum pum pum pum . . ."?

Does it NOT say, Little Drummer BOY?!

I mean, I've had to handle a girl being 1/3 of the WiseMEN.

PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.

Besides me . . .

And Jesus . . .

Oh! And those cute guys on those Abercrombie & Fitch bags.

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Completely Off-Topic / I miss . . .

« on: December 19, 2003, 08:37:20 pm »

t.A.T.u. and Rocko's Modern Life and 2:30 dismissal and Barbie birthday parties and my Carebear book and my room downstairs and . . .

Umm.

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Polls / I LOVE THESE!!!

« on: December 19, 2003, 05:21:47 pm »

So, we've had an ethnicity thread, I think even a last name thread, but have we had a surname ethnicity thread? NOPE! Which is why this is a poll on how many hours of sleep you normally get.  8O

Actually! It's last name origin thread! YAY!!! (I soooo know I'm the only person who's going to post in this, but, whatever.)

Mine is French or English! YAY! I always forget! Yay! I thhhhought it was English up until, like, 3 months ago when the picture said it was French! But it doesn't SOUND French, like, it could at LEAST have be D'Leouvre (is that even French? Who knows).

But, no apostraphes (sp?) or anything fun like that. But it does have a U in it which isn't that frequent in last names! Yay!

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Completely Off-Topic / http://macaroni.proboards25.com/

« on: December 09, 2003, 01:15:30 pm »

Go! And join!

If you, ugh, DON'T like our Forum, you can make your own at www.proboards.com

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Polls / Incense, Candles, Urgh . . .

« on: December 06, 2003, 12:36:14 pm »

So, which do you prefer? OR are you one of those WEIRD people who doesn't own candles or incense? Hmmm? And when I say "incense," I don't mean fucking Church incense.

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Other Musicians / Harry Connick, Jr.

« on: November 28, 2003, 06:15:57 pm »

Oooooo - How I love jazz. And people don't really know that. They also don't know I love lounge music, but I really do. I mean, I seriously dig Engelbert Humperdinck. And Frank. You know Frank?

Anyway, I super love Harry!!! I really to the 80th power encourage you to check him out. Come By Me, To See You, and WHEN MY HEART FINDS CHRISTMAS are the greatest CDs (besides other ones).

That's all.

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Completely Off-Topic / Sleigh bells ring . . . Are you listenin'?

« on: November 28, 2003, 06:09:15 pm »

In the lane, snow is glistenin'. A beautiful sight, we're happ tonight. Walking in a Winter Wonderland. Gone away, is the bluebird. Here to stay, is a new bird. He sings a love song, as we go along. Walking in a Winter Wonderland.

Damn, I grew up on the best music! (And I'm soooo not joking with this one. Merry Christmas Johnny Mathis = Total Awesomeness.)

SING!! SING THE REST!! IT SNOWED TODAY AND THERE'S LESS THAN A MONTH 'TIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Completely Off-Topic / "Louisville area . . . neutral accent"

« on: November 18, 2003, 11:43:59 am »

Louisville area grows as spot for call centers
Available workers, neutral accent are selling points

Look! It was in my paper

Ohhh . . .  Ohhh! Looks like SOME people have been wrong the WHOLE time! You know what this means? Andrew and I have less of an accent than anyone! We win! *dances*

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Completely Off-Topic / I'm halfway out the door I should get off the bathroom floor

« on: November 15, 2003, 05:13:45 pm »

So . . . Is anyone else here a pyro(maniac)? 'Cause if you are - TOILET PAPER BURNS EASILY. Yes, I just caught a piece on fire with a Christmas candle (yes we already have them out - my doing) and it started burning and the flame got bigger and it started burning my hand so I dropped it, but then it fell on a bookcase, and I didn't know what to do so I started stepping on it but that didn't work so I took my sweatshirt off and started hitting it and it was, like, flying around but it finally went out. Also, don't set anything that's hot on a lighter. *explodes* And another thing, catch cereal boxes on fire any time you have the chance.

Just some advice. I'll have more as time goes on.

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Entertainment - Movies / TV / Books / Goodnight Moon

« on: November 14, 2003, 07:36:18 pm »

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!dsjfl!JlK!!

I heart Goodnight Moon and Captain America. I lurrrrve the animation in Captain America cartoons.