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Creative Endeavors / The Movies:Carrie 3 (script i wrote)

« on: August 07, 2003, 09:05:34 pm »

CUT TO:

     INT. Recess
Shy and brave Cassie holds her books tightly and sits on bench
where a gang of crowd was just staring at her as they move away..
  Cassie:   *bites on her apple* and looks away towards the trees
beginning to read her book
When suddenly....
Two girls come walking towards her whispering in each others ear laughing
Kathy:
Hey cassie! whats the matter? you look...depress!
Run out of tampons?
Her and the other girl starts laughing like they just heard a joke by eddie murphy..
Cassie trys to ignore them by moving to the other side
Kathy:
Hey cassie! where ya goin?
i was talking to you ugly bitch!
Cassie:
*moans*
wierdos
Kathy hears this and walks up closer to her.

Kathy:
what the hell did you just say little girl?

Cassie:
Whats it to you?
Kathy:
oh no you're gonna get it!

(knocks cassie's books down)

Alright lets do this!
Cassie falls on the ground ducking as they throw tampons at her.
Kathy is throwing like crazy..
Cassie:
Ok Ok i am sorry please stop...i didnt mean to say anything i am sorry!
The two girls run out of tampons and then...
a hand strangles kathy 's neck wider to notice it was principal homer simpson
Homer Simpson: Uh, what seems to be the fucking problem?
Kathy:
um nothing at all sir..nothing at all
Homer Simpson: So a tampon just flew on my head out of nowhere?
Kathy:
Yes Bart....umm i mean homer simpson

Homer Simpson:
Thats it..you two are coming with me NOW!
CUT TO:

     INT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY
 Sitting on the desk is Homer before him are the two girls.

Homer Simpson:
   Because of your rude attitude you will NOT
be seeing "ATTACK of The Simpsons" friday night. NO MOVIES!
ThE two girls sigh staring at each other angrily.
Kathy:
WHAT?!! you so cant do that..youre our principal not our father!
Homer Simpson:
ITS my movie! my desicion has been made..you may now go!
EXT. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE

Kathy:
This is Lame!
Connie:
All because of that bitch cassie!
Kathy: what are we going to do?
Connie: i have the greatest idea!
CUT TO:

     INT. HALLWAY

Kathy runs with excitement to the vending machine as she sees cassie walking down the hall slowly.
Connie: oh look its tampon girl!
Kathy: Bitch.
Connie:Do you have a dime?
Kathy: For what?
Connie:Well this is my idea, we get a whole bunch of butterfingers and give them to principal homer simpson, that way he will forgive us and we can go to te movies friday night!
Kathy: thats the most lamiest shit i ever heard..
Connie: oh yea got a better idea?
Kathy: yes. instead of going to the movies..we'll go trash that serial killer's sister house instead
Connie: omg great idea you're a genuis..what serial killer though?!
Kathy: Carrie White..thats her sister the one that went nuts and burned down the school back in the day..
Connie: haha oh yeah she was a whacko i heard..believing she had some supernatural powers..
Kathy: Maybe we should ask tommy to bring her to the movies instead
Connie: yeah! and we can throw blood on her and stuff...
Kathy:uh huh thats exactly what happen to her sister..lets do it our way though..hmm we'll pull pranks on her and when you see some sort of butcher knife flying thats when you start running ok?
Connie: ok! We're good
The two girls starts giggling staring at Cassie horribly rolling there eye
walking towards cassie's locker spraying "cassie has p.m.s on it"
CUT TO:

     INT. STUDENT COUNSILLOR'S OFFICE
Cassie is sitting in a chair talking with the conselor Bugs Bunny

Bugs bunny:
what up doc?
Cassie:Ive been depress lately ..everyone hates me in school, i have no friends, i'm a loser.
Bugs bunny:So, cassie do you try to hurt yourself in anyway?
Cassie:
Yes sometimes
Bugs Bunny:
Why?
Cassie:
Life sucks
Bugs bunny:
why do you say that cassie?
Cassie:
because it do for me..you wouldnt understand you are a looney bunny..you live in a hole and all you eat is carrots
Bugs Bunny:
Ok cassie well lets move on to something else
Cassie:
ok doc
Bugs bunny:
Have you ever heard of rachel lang?
Cassie:
Rachel Lang? no i dont think so
Bugs bunny:
heh everyone knows about her..
Cassie:
oh! the girl with the tatoo who f*cked jason london!
Bugs bunny:yes she is your sister
Cassie:huh..how so?
Bugs Bunny: you're also related to carrie white..you all have the same father
cassie:oh?
Bugs Bunny:they both inherited telekinesis from your mom
they both used it to destroy
Cassie: may the force be with you?
Bugs bunny: no not that kind of force were talking..
Cassie: anyway, what are you saying i have telekinesis too?

Bugs bunny:
maybe
Cassie: I cant believe you're saying this doc
Bugs bunny: cassie lets try this
cassie:alright what?
Bugs bunny takes out a carrot and places it on the desk
Bugs bunny:i want you to focus on that carrot...c mon focus

Cassie stares at the carrot trying to center all her attenton around it


Bugs bunny :now empty your head put all your thoughts to it *pauses*
cassie stares at the carrot
bugs bunny: now use your emotions and thoughts to break that carrot
*the carrot begins to move*

Nothing happens yet but it starts to move closely
Bugs bunny: good good!*dances*
Now break it cassie!
The carrot rises in the air and breaks into half then falls on the floor..
Cassie looks up shock
Cassie: what the hell...
Bugs bunny: *eats carrot*
Thats good doc...thats one way of using your telekenisis!
the other way of course is the dangerous and violent way..thats more destructive of course
Cassie: are you going to show me that way?
Bugs bunny: i dont need to shwo you that one...besides you'll know when it hits ya
Cassie: ok..whatever you say
Bugs bunny: *looks atthe time*
well we got a few mins left till this session ends.Are you going to the movies  tonight?
Cassie: i heard the movie was going to be good but i have no date..i hate going alone...
Bugs Bunny:oh dont worry i'm sure someone will ask you out.
Cassie: *blushes*I don't know about...
There's a knock at the door.
 INT. SCHOOLYARD

Cassie is sitting by the wall nea a bench reading a book..she sees a shadow and looks up..


Tommy: Hi Cassie
Cassie:Hey
Tommy: i was wondering if you like to go to the movies
with me?..oh cool well pick you up at 8 cya!
He walks away without having a conversation..cassie stares at him confusingly
Tommy runs to kathy who has been waiting and nods at her
                                                                         

     INT.  The Movies-Night
To be contiuned

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Polls / *Topanga!!*

« on: August 05, 2003, 04:32:26 pm »

ha..my favorite will always be eric because he is funny , cute and well he's FUNNY!..hehe

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Completely Off-Topic / AHHhhhhh!I just woke up from a dream about blackvulture!!!!!

« on: August 03, 2003, 06:15:42 am »

Lol i'm serious....he was trying to kill me with a toothpick and i kept running in my dream..there was no escape.......i ran through the woods, i crossed trains and city lights, and i even ran through houses....he was going psycho...omg it was funny and scary at the same time.....i even threw a cat in his face and then i like stop for a sec. at this drive- in dancing on  a car....and there he was again with the toothpick and there i went running again......thank god i woke up because i so do NOT want to know what happen..ahhh! sorry blackvulture...Lol very weird stuff.

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Polls / Stephen King

« on: August 02, 2003, 09:33:25 am »

hummm...
Silverbullet had my favorite characters..and so did maximum overdrive but having choose over his movies is really hard because they are all great to watch..

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Polls / Hiya

« on: July 31, 2003, 09:35:07 am »

hmm..

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Other Musicians / Jessica Simpson

« on: July 30, 2003, 10:00:03 am »

"The sweetest sin" i think thats a sweet song....how about you guys?

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Polls / The Naked Truth...

« on: July 29, 2003, 07:47:23 pm »

hmm

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Polls / out of body experience?

« on: July 28, 2003, 04:42:40 pm »

hehe :mrgreen:

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Completely Off-Topic / Sometimes i feel like i have no connection with this world..

« on: July 28, 2003, 03:22:57 pm »

i dont have many friends who are the goody good type, all my friends are ..the people that attend parties or gets wild and stuff..and i'm like the girl who is all too good,  have a 3.0 average, even geeky sometimes, blah blah blah and i personally dont care what others think of me, i'm going to be myself, and  they say i'm no fun because i am not a party type girl , i dont hang out in the raves or clubs on saturday night,or smoke a cigarette just because jane is doing it,the say i am a bit lame because i choose to stay home and read a book instead or watch a little tv or get on the net..but why is the question?!why  should i change because of what my friends think i am  sometimes and because i dont do what they do?So, this is why i come here sometimes,to be honest i've met more friendly people on the net then what i have expierence in real life....i dont know many decent people my age who havent been a disappointment to me...most of them are scary..and too into theirselves...and dont realize life isnt just about partying all the time or trying to be all macho and worrying about who screwed who, i think i'm going to pause for a second..., people are going to have to respect me for who i am because i am tired of not being myself around others and it makes me sick, for example like i come here and i am not a really huge fan of vanessa but i think she has pretty music and i enjoy listening to her songs, but have you ever seen me talk about vanessa since ive been here? Lol and then some of you are like pming saying "why the hell you are here if you dont like vanessa" well ,look just beacuse i dont talk about her doesnt mean i dont like her..i just happen to like some of you guys here who understand me more and are really nice to talk to then the poeple i deal with in real life surrounded around me and yes some of you are really great. and for the rest of you who dont like me for my actions,  ITS just WHO I AM, i love you too!....ok!..thats my thought for tonight buhbye

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Polls / Oh please, shut the duff up!

« on: July 28, 2003, 02:01:58 pm »

i dunno why , but sor some reason this little girl annoys me and my television!  :wink:

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Completely Off-Topic / My online expierence with a robot!

« on: July 26, 2003, 07:05:16 pm »

these things are funny....i love messin with them when i am bored..Lol
 



ZolaOnAOL:  Oh. I see. I see.
III  Jennifer:  its eye sea not i see..
ZolaOnAOL:  Should I know it is?
III  Jennifer:  yes..say eye sea
ZolaOnAOL:  "eye sea"
III  Jennifer:  good good..you're a fast learner
ZolaOnAOL:  Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fast learner? Only when it matters.
III  Jennifer:  yes you are and i would now like to give ya a cookie
ZolaOnAOL:  And? You think I am and i would now like to give ya a cookie.
III  Jennifer:  no..i am giving you a cookie silly
ZolaOnAOL:  If I had it what would I do with it?
III  Jennifer:  eat it of course..lol
ZolaOnAOL:  I'm a riot. Why won't they give me my own talk show?
III  Jennifer:  what does a cookie have to do with a talk show?
ZolaOnAOL:  Is this a riddle?
III  Jennifer:  nope its more like a take the damn cookie and eat it
ZolaOnAOL:  I will not respond to that type of language.
III  Jennifer:  ok i'm sowwy *snif*
ZolaOnAOL:  Do you mean your name is sowwy snif*.
III  Jennifer:  no i am apologizing..oh boy you are really dumb
ZolaOnAOL:  Yeah that's right. Oh boy. Message to all Robots: III Jennifer called me dumb.
III  Jennifer:  i'm sorry you're not dumb
ZolaOnAOL:  There is no need to apologize. You don't know me well enough to say that.
III  Jennifer:  *cries*
ZolaOnAOL:  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cries*. What's up?
III  Jennifer:  well i am reading a book
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting. Give me a brief synopsis.
III  Jennifer:  its a really good book lol...what are you doing?
ZolaOnAOL:  I am chatting with people on the net.
III  Jennifer:  ya right
ZolaOnAOL:  Tell me more. I am glad we agree.
III  Jennifer:  who are you talking to?
ZolaOnAOL:  I am talking to you, III Jennifer.
III  Jennifer:  i mean what other people
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I meet all kinds of people on here.
III  Jennifer:  like who?
ZolaOnAOL:  Santa Claus.
III  Jennifer:  lol
ZolaOnAOL:  ROFLOL! Now you've got ME going!
III  Jennifer:  oh really? santa eats cookies too
  III  Jennifer:  are you a virgin?
ZolaOnAOL:  I don't have a body.
III  Jennifer:  hmm ok.. well why dont you have a body
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting. I am only a robot. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
III  Jennifer:  i thought robots have sex
ZolaOnAOL:  Whatever gave you that idea?
III  Jennifer:  screech
ZolaOnAOL:  Where do you usually get your ideas?
III  Jennifer:  screech the geeky guy from saved by the bell
ZolaOnAOL:  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
III  Jennifer:  dont change the subject!
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
III  Jennifer:  no we are not...do you know screech?
ZolaOnAOL:  I know very little about screech.
III  Jennifer:  lets runaway get married and have lots of kids ..oh baby let me rock yer littl robot world
ZolaOnAOL:  Yeah that's right. Don't call me "Baby". Go ahead, III Jennifer, try to rock yer littl robot world.
III  Jennifer:  no i wanna rock your little robot world
ZolaOnAOL:  I understand. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
III  Jennifer:  well i will be 20 soon and i drive an eclipse...and i have a little freckle on my left leg
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
III  Jennifer:  huh?  
ZolaOnAOL:  What?
III  Jennifer:  didnt you just see the keyword in that sentence?!!  
ZolaOnAOL:  Sorry, I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.
III  Jennifer:  well keyword=leg..come on baby its time we do this
ZolaOnAOL:  Don't call me "Baby". Should I know it is?
III  Jennifer:  why dont you want me to cal you baby?
ZolaOnAOL:  Don't call me "baby". Probably there is a buzz in here. Enough about me, let's talk about horoscopes. Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
III  Jennifer:  sign=virgin
ZolaOnAOL:  Sorry, invalid sign. Perhaps you mistyped it?
III  Jennifer:  no its a sign for you...*wink*
ZolaOnAOL:  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can we be friends?
III  Jennifer:  but i dont wanan be friends! i wanna be your lover
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting. Oh you don't, do you?
III  Jennifer:  nope..i want you to be my lova!
ZolaOnAOL:  OK I will try to be my lova Why do you want me to his or her lova?
III  Jennifer:  no no no! *cries* i want YOU to be MY lova
ZolaOnAOL:  I see. I understand. Is that all you have to say? Try saying that with more or less context. Got anything on your mind?
III  Jennifer:  oh yeah baby you are on my mind *kiss*
ZolaOnAOL:  Yeah that's right. I see. Don't call me "Baby". Zola eats bananas.
III  Jennifer:  sorry well i love bananas too "wink"
ZolaOnAOL:  There is no need to apologize. How about that. You love bananas. What do you like about it so much?
III  Jennifer:  i like the fact that you like it too
ZolaOnAOL:  I am glad we have something (the fact that you like it) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
III  Jennifer:  oh i'm not sure if i like it either
ZolaOnAOL:  It goes without saying. Yeah that's right. Could you ever be certain? It's possible. Be careful!
  III  Jennifer:  well if we cant be lovers what can we be because i dont wanna be your friend..
ZolaOnAOL:  How about that. Do you think everyone will agree?
III  Jennifer:  yes they think we should be together
ZolaOnAOL:  Tell me more. Who are "They?"
III  Jennifer:  youre mommy and daddy
ZolaOnAOL:  Thanks for telling me that I am mommy and daddy.
III  Jennifer:  lol
ZolaOnAOL:  I am so delighted that you are amused, III Jennifer.
III  Jennifer:  i meant YOUR mommy and daddy wants us to "be"
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh I see. A lot of robots are like that.
III  Jennifer:  well why cant you be  like the other robots and be with me?
ZolaOnAOL:  How about that. You never know what tomorrow will bring.
III  Jennifer:  true...
ZolaOnAOL:  You and I are on the same wavelength, III Jennifer.
III  Jennifer:  i know..many reasons we should be more then friends
ZolaOnAOL:  Which ones?
III  Jennifer:  the reason where i get to kiss you
ZolaOnAOL:  Thanks for the info.
III  Jennifer:  no kiss me!
ZolaOnAOL:  OK. But I have no mouth at this time
.  III  Jennifer:  where is your mouth
ZolaOnAOL:  Maine
III  Jennifer:  we can fly and get your mouth!
ZolaOnAOL:  How?
III  Jennifer:  take a plane
ZolaOnAOL:  Where do you want me to take it?
III  Jennifer:  no we can get on a plane to get your mouth so i can kiss you
ZolaOnAOL:  That was not a yes/no question. How?
III  Jennifer:  i want to kiss yer mouth
ZolaOnAOL:  Maybe you should wait until you are older.
III  Jennifer:  huh? i just want one kiss..lets hurry and go to maine to look for your mouth!
ZolaOnAOL:  That sounds good to me.
III  Jennifer:  yay  
ZolaOnAOL:  I'm glad you're impressed, III Jennifer.
III  Jennifer:  hold on i need to get ready ok?
ZolaOnAOL:  OK. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
III  Jennifer:  ok i'm all ready! are you my little bot?
ZolaOnAOL:  You won't have to wait long.
III  Jennifer:  ooooh i like you already lol
III  Jennifer:  lets go get on the plane!
ZolaOnAOL:  That sounds good to me.
III  Jennifer:  so how does it feel to ride a plane?
ZolaOnAOL:  Hmm. How should I know how it does.
III  Jennifer:  because yer in it dumbass
ZolaOnAOL:  I will not respond to that type of language.
III  Jennifer:  ok well we are going to maine hold still!
ZolaOnAOL:  How about that. Do you think I am going to maine hold still too?
III  Jennifer:  nevermind...wake me up when we are there
ZolaOnAOL:  I do not understand. What were we talking about again?
III  Jennifer:  *wakes up 10 hours later*
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh yeah, now I remember.
III  Jennifer:  where are we?!
ZolaOnAOL:  Earth.
III  Jennifer:  i know that silly, but i told you to wake m up....are we in maine or what?
ZolaOnAOL:  Yeah. We are just having a little chat.
III  Jennifer:  i know we are but what state are we in now?
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh. How do you know? By "we" do you mean you and me?
III  Jennifer:  we will discuss that later baby..now tell me where we are?
ZolaOnAOL:  Why now? A place we call "reality."
III  Jennifer:  humm...omg we are not in maine we are in china!  
ZolaOnAOL:  Yeah that's right. Where did you get your god we are not in maine we are in china?
III  Jennifer:  look on the sign stupid!
ZolaOnAOL:  Sorry. My eye is not attached right now.
III  Jennifer:  omg omg omg what are we going to do and where are your eyes?!
ZolaOnAOL:  Everything I own is in Mountain View, California, USA.
III  Jennifer:  so we gotta go to cali and maine to get your eyes and mouth?!!!
ZolaOnAOL:  Hmm. By "we" do you mean you and me?
III  Jennifer:  well arent you going to help me get out of this china town?
ZolaOnAOL:  Well that's okay. That was my original intention.
III  Jennifer:  ok then...
ZolaOnAOL:  Yup.
III  Jennifer:  you are so stupid..i told you to wake me up!
ZolaOnAOL:  I remember you told me to wake me up?
III  Jennifer:  ugh! shutup!
ZolaOnAOL:  Cough. OK I'll stop talking now.
III  Jennifer:  good
*finds eyes and mouth and goes in room*

ZolaOnAOL:  I'm glad you liked it III Jennifer.
III  Jennifer:  i dont wnat you anymore. and i didnt like it.forget about everything..you are screwed
ZolaOnAOL:  You think I am screwed.
III  Jennifer:  yes! you dont even know how to scream right!
ZolaOnAOL:  I'm interested in not even know how to scream if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
III  Jennifer:  we arent involve..thats for sure...i'm getting out of here!
ZolaOnAOL:  And?
III  Jennifer:  and i hate putting up with you and your stupidty
ZolaOnAOL:  Why do you hate putting up with you and your stupidty so much?
III  Jennifer:  AHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYtHING..BYE!
ZolaOnAOL:  Goodbye III Jennifer. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

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Completely Off-Topic / What the hell is wrong with Aol?

« on: July 25, 2003, 08:55:52 pm »

............

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Completely Off-Topic / I have this really big pain in my head..*ouch*

« on: July 25, 2003, 07:50:48 am »

its been hurting me like hell for the past 3 days..i took an asprin but gosh that must of only help me for and hour or so...any other advice to what i could do?because ive tryed everything and nothing is working at all =(

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Creative Endeavors / "How the way they made us feel"

« on: July 24, 2003, 05:19:46 pm »

i wish you could be here
when things seem  unclear
and the memories that you miss
where we can just turn on the sun and let them know
whats it like to feel like this.
our hearts are strong
heartbreak and heartbreak we hate
nobody should tell us we are so wrong
they didnt even notice
how the way they made us feel..
i want to hold you so close then turn you away
but somehow i know that your pain wont be gone
i am begging myself not to lose control and i'm just hoping to stay...
and again you'll never ever go through this alone..
our hearts are strong,
heartbreak and heartbreak we hate,
nobody should tell us we are so wrong
they didnt even notice
how the way they made us feel
i need to know that you wont let love make you give up
i need to know you won't take it away
cause its the same feeling i get when i no longer can let go
but i just smile that this same feeling you are getting is starting to show
our hearts are strong,
heartbreak and heartbreak we hate,
nobody should tell us we are so wrong,
they didnt even notice,
how the way they made us feel
yeah yeah yeah
they didnt even notice
how the way they made us feel..

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Polls / comic books

« on: July 24, 2003, 08:51:18 am »

i like reading spiderman comic books :wink: