Haha. You're right, RR is nasty. But I don't have the $$$ to spend on beer. Gotta take what the good Lord will give ya...
This masturbation talk reminds me of one of my all time favorite moments on ER (my favorite show). Weaver walks in and there's a guy with a bucket over his crotch. He had taken like a ton of Viagra and was... well, erect. She asks him if he had tried masturbation, and he replies "I can't, I'm a christian." "Okay," she says, "We'll just have to drain it." He asks her how she's going to do that, and she tells him with a needle....
He quickly asks where the bathroom is.
I dunno why, but I thought I'd share...