I know this little boy named Mark and his parents were trying to make him learn what poop was really called or whatever... so they told him what to say when he hadda go "#2". Well it was all quiet and there were tonsa people around, and this little guy goes up to his mom, tugs on her dress, and goes, "Moom! I have to make a bowel movement!! C'MOOONN"
HA HA HA... That makes me laugh to this day, and it was years ago.