Did not quote! LIAR! LIAR!
No . . . See, actually, this one time, I woke up in the middle of my back yard.
Oh my God. 8O
Actually, I was at my Grandmother's, right? And I wake up, and she's got this show on about diners, and you know how shows have all those queer trivia things before and after commercials? Well, one of them was, "Where did spaghetti originate?"
*knows she's the only one who finds that funny*
I have this other spiritually uplifting story. There's this guy, and he's being chased by a tiger. And he gets to the edge of the cliff, thinking of jumping to escape.But he looks down, and . . . There's another tiger!!!!! So, being harassed by the first tiger, he jumps down and grabs on to a branch. While he's dangling, he sees a huge, huge strawberry. He picks it off the limb . . . And it was the sweetest strawberry he'd ever had!
And THAT'S why I need no quotations.
If you are a person of color, you're least likely to take part in political campaigns. Connie told me. Make sure, when you grow up and become an African American, Christine, you take part in political campaigns.
I'm am soooo dying over here.
