Some quotes from his show that I found humorous.
Conan O'Brien : Ben and J-Lo have announced that they want a small wedding. Yeah. So they decided to invite all the people who saw GIGLI.
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
Conan O'Brien : ...whoever replaces Ruben Studdard has some pretty big pants to fill. Now...
[pause]
Conan O'Brien : Big fat man. Now... But wonderful voice, wonderful voice...
[small pause]
Conan O'Brien : Fat.
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog : [referring to Simon Cowell] I always wondered what would happen if you blow-dried the "Weakest Link" chick and cut off her nuts.
[after uproarious applause]
Conan O'Brien : Calm down, people. The show's just not that good.
[after Uma Thurman tells him that she sometimes eats in the nude]
Conan O'Brien : I tried that once, but I was kicked out of Denny's.
Paul Bettany : You say "oregano", we say "ore-gah-no". You say "tomato", we say "tom-ah-to". You say "erb", and we say "herb" because there's a fucking "h" at the beginning.
Audience Member: I love you, Conan!
Conan O'Brien : I love you too, sir.
They don't show "Late Night" on Comedy Central anymore... :cry:
