The weights placed upon me are more than I can bear
This stupid fucking school will make me tear out all my hair
I bend and stretch and mold myself to try and make ends meet
But I know I can't please everyone, I just want to be me
I'm not looking at Grad school or a big-shot corporate job
Or to be some elite businessman, a souped-up dot-com snob
I don't want your stupid handouts or your shitty "life" advice
If I wasn't a super-scholar, you'd never be so nice.
So let me tell you something, just to blow you all away
I'm never getting my PhD or fucking MBA
I'll go to California and I'll take your scorn with grace
And then when I'm a huge success I'll rub it in your face!
:twisted:
