Softball does suck, I know. It's sad that I'm good at it, too. I need to get a sex change so I can play baseball! Lol
Hold up, let me think of some random cheers, that have nothing to do with anything.
"Tooti Fruity, 'allarootti' (come on, that's no even a word), watch Alex shake his booty! Uh, he got it, uh, uh, he got it.
Tooti Fruity, allarootti, watch Christine shake her booty, uh, she got it, uh, uh, she got it."
Then, if someone refuses to "shake their booty," you say "Uh, she don't got it, uh, uh she don't got it," which is one of the reasons I don't cheer in the dugout.