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The Polly Crackers
« on: July 17, 2003, 09:35:34 am »
With songs such as "Die Un-Catholic Bitch, Die," "Amanda Bug Chops," and "'Tis the Season to Be Jolly," it's no wonder The Polly Crackers have become so successful.

Bwah . . . Ha . . . Ha . . .

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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2003, 11:17:04 am »
So no one's a fan?

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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2003, 06:35:27 pm »
You guys suck.

'Tis the Season to Be Jolly

I wish it was Christmas.
I wish there were presents all over me.
I wish it was Chrismas.
I wish I had a Christmas tree.
154 more days,
I don't think I ca wait.
I wnt Christmas, now.

I want Christmas!
I want Christmas!
I want to see snow,
White, white snow.
And if it doesn't snow,
You know I'll make it fucking snow.
You know I'll make it fucking snow.

I wish it was my birthday.
I wish I was blowing out the,
Candles on my cake.
I wish it was my birthday,
But it's 2 weeks away.
And if I have to,
I'll make is August 9.
But I want Christmas, first.

I want Christmas!
I want Christmas!
I want to see snow,
White, white snow.
And if it doesn't snow,
You know I'll make it fucking snow.
You know I'll make it fucking snow.

I wish it was Friday.
I wish it was my birthday.
I wish it was Christmas.

Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolph!
Santa, Santa, Spot!
Spot, Spot, Garfield!
Christmas Eve Mass,
I'll be there in 2 minutes or you can kiss my ass!

Christmas . . . NOW!

*It's a wonder what 6 pre-teens can do during Science. ;)