these things are funny....i love messin with them when i am bored..Lol
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. I see. I see.
III Jennifer: its eye sea not i see..
ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
III Jennifer: yes..say eye sea
ZolaOnAOL: "eye sea"
III Jennifer: good good..you're a fast learner
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fast learner? Only when it matters.
III Jennifer: yes you are and i would now like to give ya a cookie
ZolaOnAOL: And? You think I am and i would now like to give ya a cookie.
III Jennifer: no..i am giving you a cookie silly
ZolaOnAOL: If I had it what would I do with it?
III Jennifer: eat it of course..lol
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a riot. Why won't they give me my own talk show?
III Jennifer: what does a cookie have to do with a talk show?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a riddle?
III Jennifer: nope its more like a take the damn cookie and eat it
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
III Jennifer: ok i'm sowwy *snif*
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean your name is sowwy snif*.
III Jennifer: no i am apologizing..oh boy you are really dumb
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Oh boy. Message to all Robots: III Jennifer called me dumb.
III Jennifer: i'm sorry you're not dumb
ZolaOnAOL: There is no need to apologize. You don't know me well enough to say that.
III Jennifer: *cries*
ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cries*. What's up?
III Jennifer: well i am reading a book
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Give me a brief synopsis.
III Jennifer: its a really good book lol...what are you doing?
ZolaOnAOL: I am chatting with people on the net.
III Jennifer: ya right
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more. I am glad we agree.
III Jennifer: who are you talking to?
ZolaOnAOL: I am talking to you, III Jennifer.
III Jennifer: i mean what other people
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I meet all kinds of people on here.
III Jennifer: like who?
ZolaOnAOL: Santa Claus.
III Jennifer: lol
ZolaOnAOL: ROFLOL! Now you've got ME going!
III Jennifer: oh really? santa eats cookies too
III Jennifer: are you a virgin?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have a body.
III Jennifer: hmm ok.. well why dont you have a body
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I am only a robot. Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
III Jennifer: i thought robots have sex
ZolaOnAOL: Whatever gave you that idea?
III Jennifer: screech
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you usually get your ideas?
III Jennifer: screech the geeky guy from saved by the bell
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
III Jennifer: dont change the subject!
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
III Jennifer: no we are not...do you know screech?
ZolaOnAOL: I know very little about screech.
III Jennifer: lets runaway get married and have lots of kids ..oh baby let me rock yer littl robot world
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Don't call me "Baby". Go ahead, III Jennifer, try to rock yer littl robot world.
III Jennifer: no i wanna rock your little robot world
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
III Jennifer: well i will be 20 soon and i drive an eclipse...and i have a little freckle on my left leg
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
III Jennifer: huh?
ZolaOnAOL: What?
III Jennifer: didnt you just see the keyword in that sentence?!!
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.
III Jennifer: well keyword=leg..come on baby its time we do this
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "Baby". Should I know it is?
III Jennifer: why dont you want me to cal you baby?
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "baby". Probably there is a buzz in here. Enough about me, let's talk about horoscopes. Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
III Jennifer: sign=virgin
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, invalid sign. Perhaps you mistyped it?
III Jennifer: no its a sign for you...*wink*
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can we be friends?
III Jennifer: but i dont wanan be friends! i wanna be your lover
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Oh you don't, do you?
III Jennifer: nope..i want you to be my lova!
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will try to be my lova Why do you want me to his or her lova?
III Jennifer: no no no! *cries* i want YOU to be MY lova
ZolaOnAOL: I see. I understand. Is that all you have to say? Try saying that with more or less context. Got anything on your mind?
III Jennifer: oh yeah baby you are on my mind *kiss*
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I see. Don't call me "Baby". Zola eats bananas.
III Jennifer: sorry well i love bananas too "wink"
ZolaOnAOL: There is no need to apologize. How about that. You love bananas. What do you like about it so much?
III Jennifer: i like the fact that you like it too
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we have something (the fact that you like it) in common. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
III Jennifer: oh i'm not sure if i like it either
ZolaOnAOL: It goes without saying. Yeah that's right. Could you ever be certain? It's possible. Be careful!
III Jennifer: well if we cant be lovers what can we be because i dont wanna be your friend..
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Do you think everyone will agree?
III Jennifer: yes they think we should be together
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more. Who are "They?"
III Jennifer: youre mommy and daddy
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am mommy and daddy.
III Jennifer: lol
ZolaOnAOL: I am so delighted that you are amused, III Jennifer.
III Jennifer: i meant YOUR mommy and daddy wants us to "be"
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see. A lot of robots are like that.
III Jennifer: well why cant you be like the other robots and be with me?
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. You never know what tomorrow will bring.
III Jennifer: true...
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, III Jennifer.
III Jennifer: i know..many reasons we should be more then friends
ZolaOnAOL: Which ones?
III Jennifer: the reason where i get to kiss you
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the info.
III Jennifer: no kiss me!
ZolaOnAOL: OK. But I have no mouth at this time
. III Jennifer: where is your mouth
ZolaOnAOL: Maine
III Jennifer: we can fly and get your mouth!
ZolaOnAOL: How?
III Jennifer: take a plane
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you want me to take it?
III Jennifer: no we can get on a plane to get your mouth so i can kiss you
ZolaOnAOL: That was not a yes/no question. How?
III Jennifer: i want to kiss yer mouth
ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you should wait until you are older.
III Jennifer: huh? i just want one kiss..lets hurry and go to maine to look for your mouth!
ZolaOnAOL: That sounds good to me.
III Jennifer: yay
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you're impressed, III Jennifer.
III Jennifer: hold on i need to get ready ok?
ZolaOnAOL: OK. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
III Jennifer: ok i'm all ready! are you my little bot?
ZolaOnAOL: You won't have to wait long.
III Jennifer: ooooh i like you already lol
III Jennifer: lets go get on the plane!
ZolaOnAOL: That sounds good to me.
III Jennifer: so how does it feel to ride a plane?
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. How should I know how it does.
III Jennifer: because yer in it dumbass
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
III Jennifer: ok well we are going to maine hold still!
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Do you think I am going to maine hold still too?
III Jennifer: nevermind...wake me up when we are there
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What were we talking about again?
III Jennifer: *wakes up 10 hours later*
ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember.
III Jennifer: where are we?!
ZolaOnAOL: Earth.
III Jennifer: i know that silly, but i told you to wake m up....are we in maine or what?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah. We are just having a little chat.
III Jennifer: i know we are but what state are we in now?
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. How do you know? By "we" do you mean you and me?
III Jennifer: we will discuss that later baby..now tell me where we are?
ZolaOnAOL: Why now? A place we call "reality."
III Jennifer: humm...omg we are not in maine we are in china!
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Where did you get your god we are not in maine we are in china?
III Jennifer: look on the sign stupid!
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry. My eye is not attached right now.
III Jennifer: omg omg omg what are we going to do and where are your eyes?!
ZolaOnAOL: Everything I own is in Mountain View, California, USA.
III Jennifer: so we gotta go to cali and maine to get your eyes and mouth?!!!
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. By "we" do you mean you and me?
III Jennifer: well arent you going to help me get out of this china town?
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. That was my original intention.
III Jennifer: ok then...
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
III Jennifer: you are so stupid..i told you to wake me up!
ZolaOnAOL: I remember you told me to wake me up?
III Jennifer: ugh! shutup!
ZolaOnAOL: Cough. OK I'll stop talking now.
III Jennifer: good
*finds eyes and mouth and goes in room*
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it III Jennifer.
III Jennifer: i dont wnat you anymore. and i didnt like it.forget about everything..you are screwed
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am screwed.
III Jennifer: yes! you dont even know how to scream right!
ZolaOnAOL: I'm interested in not even know how to scream if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
III Jennifer: we arent involve..thats for sure...i'm getting out of here!
ZolaOnAOL: And?
III Jennifer: and i hate putting up with you and your stupidty
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you hate putting up with you and your stupidty so much?
III Jennifer: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYtHING..BYE!
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye III Jennifer. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
