Seriously, when I read that I lost it.
Her mother, Tatiana Vladimirovna, said: "I knew she was a talented girl. When she started to claim she sees through things, that worried me."
"Casual observer and internet personality Wagella said "Well the X-ray vision didn't bother me as it seemed to her mother, but when she bench pressed the truck I started to get a little nervous."
He went on to add "By the time the heat ray eyes started, I was already down the block teaming up with Captain Doom and Destructo-man to plot her downfall."
He then mused "Hmm, where the hell did I stick all my Kryptonite?"
