(to the tune of "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing")
Hark the Rockefellers Sing
Hark! The Rockefellers sing
Glory to the newborn king!
Isn't Earth a paradise?
Every object has its price
Isn't that a lovely tree
Has it got a warranty?
With a dollar wisely spent
You can buy a president
Hark! The Rockefellers sing
Glory to the newborn king!
(sing to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard On High")
Angles we have seen on high,
Splitting circles in two pi.
Trim the trigonometry.
Bearings give to you and me.
("Rudolph")
Rudolph the Red Nosed Mutant,
Crawling out of Chernobyl;
And if you ever saw him,
You would say he really glows,
All of the other comrades,
Used to laugh and call him names (like "Get Lostki!")
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any Russky games (like drinking!)
Then one normal Russian night,
Zhivago came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you take X-rays tonite?
Then the Politburo loved him,
Shouting, "Horrorshow!" with glee,
Rudolph, the Red Nosed Mutant,
Our bright spot in history! (Like Stalin!)
