Greatest Rhyming SongThis is gonna be the world's rhyming song . . . of the world.
I drove a he(a?)rse.
And he's got his girl.
I've got a hearse with an elephant painted on the side.
My hearse has an elephant.
Lied . . . You lied to me.
Don't you see?
What's wrong?
Don't take too long.
This is still the worst rhyming song ever.
And we can stay together forever.
We'll be as light as a feather.
(What's the guy from Bon Jovi? Not Jon . . .)
He lives in Jersey comma New.
I had a bird that was blue.
Did you? I don't think you did.
Rachel's a pig . . . And her last name is Skidson.
We could go by the Hudson River,
But it's cold - Don't quiver.
This is the greatest song in the universe.
I still drive my hearse, yeah.
It's four oh eight A-M,
And Rachel and A-M anda won't eat any ham.
Neither will I, because we have none, and I,
Am a vegetari-an, ooo, yeahhh.
This is great rhyming and shit.
Don't fall in the pit.
What rhymes with pit? I lit my hair on fire.
Like Bethany . . . Let's stroll down to Bethany.
I'm the greatest singer anyone's ever heard.
Come on, let's fly like a bird.
It's not very hard, you can rhyme.
Yes, you can rhyme all the time.
It can come from your mind.
Get in the car, we don't have to go very far.
You are who you are and you're a star.
You're a wife with a life, kid.
Hey - Who did . . . That?
Tonight, I bought some sheep.
And I had a flock,
But I had to leave, I looked at the clock.
This is a really good song,
But it's taking kind of long.
Does that make sense?
Of course it does.
Look who's singing the song that's taking too long.
From Kentucky, I am lucky.
Like a gold penny.
Don't . . . hurt . . . your head . . . skinny,
When you walk in the tunnel.
After that, you can eat some cakes called funnel.
Yeahhh . . . We could be like Bon Jovi.
We could say we *mumbles* some threads.
In your head, 'cause you're not dead,
I don't think.
Can you hear me?
Do you ear me?
I don't . . . I don't think you have an ear,
To hear . . . What I have to say.
These words do not play.
