Kelley! Her name is Kelley.
Sometimes she eats buscuits and jelly.
Did you know what they don't have biscuits out west?
I also doubt that they have Octoberfests.
And now I'm going to say that I'm sorry you kind of don't have hair,
But if it makes you feel better, I'll give you my underwear.
And today I was watching Figure it Out,
With Trevor, and he and I figured it out.
Something about tractors and pulling them and such,
And did you know that my computer desk has a hutch?
Anyway, back to the important side of things,
My Dad has no fingers but lots and lots of rings.
Just kidding! He has fingers and toes that are smelly,
But that's okay because this song is for Kelley.
<3