Author Topic: best spam mail ever  (Read 2348 times)

Logikal X

  • Fine as dandelions
  • *****
  • Posts: 1900
    • MSN Messenger - tqhx@hotmail.com
    • AOL Instant Messenger - tqhx
    • View Profile
best spam mail ever
« on: September 23, 2004, 07:31:56 pm »
I dare you to try and translate this into something meaningful, it also makes a great tongue twister!

eight person sitting tired fortune ask order building" twice moved during apology has so alone studying full already! tea sudden then copy.

offer  CHEAPEEST C1AL1S, \/AL1UM, \/1AGRA, XANAX, S0MA, L1P1TOR, V10XX, AMB1EN  & ALL right trees where convenient
(edited link so you wouldnt click it)://tiemiddle%2ewinpoor%2Ecom%2eth%2ew%77%77%2ethev%69%76%61.b%69z


incident garden those article clock got ago meeting besides loss! restaurant different blew high being board, anybody some summary quarter holding brought yourself perform" married seen case repeat, direction was winter been round be grammar!
Quote from: "ReSpektDaFrenziedEVanesSa"
But I have to say I love the feeling of anything going up my butt, it just drives me wild.

kev222

  • VCUBs
  • Keepin' secrets at midnight
  • *
  • Posts: 3194
  • zero vector
    • AOL Instant Messenger - k3v222
    • View Profile
    • http://www.kev.nu/vc
    • Email
best spam mail ever
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2004, 12:54:45 am »
Wow. That's one convincing ad! Where do I sign?

-Kev

loveplasticlove

  • Moderators
  • You never thought it'd hurt so bad
  • *****
  • Posts: 2576
  • more rides than great adventure
    • AOL Instant Messenger - loveplasticlove
    • View Profile
best spam mail ever
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2004, 01:07:30 am »
damnit why did you edit that link! I wanted some ambien! ha ;)
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist."  -Marilyn Manson
SuperScientific: I have a eggroll to shove in your rice patty lol

Logikal X

  • Fine as dandelions
  • *****
  • Posts: 1900
    • MSN Messenger - tqhx@hotmail.com
    • AOL Instant Messenger - tqhx
    • View Profile
best spam mail ever
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2004, 04:58:30 am »
Well according to the email "Tugboat penguin coffee breakfast sand living room"
Quote from: "ReSpektDaFrenziedEVanesSa"
But I have to say I love the feeling of anything going up my butt, it just drives me wild.

Grakthis

  • VCUBs
  • Keepin' secrets at midnight
  • *
  • Posts: 3983
  • Lord Andrew
    • AOL Instant Messenger - Grakthis
    • View Profile
    • http://www.grakthis.com
best spam mail ever
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2004, 07:05:49 am »
Quote from: "Logikal X"
Well according to the email "Tugboat penguin coffee breakfast sand living room"


ROFL!
If you are reading this, you are probably on my ignore list.  Click here to return the favor

Wagella Wrote:Yay for Bigotry!!

---Andrew

Jophess

  • Keepin' secrets at midnight
  • *****
  • Posts: 3641
    • View Profile
    • Twitter
    • Email
best spam mail ever
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2004, 11:10:55 am »
Quote from: "Logikal X"
Well according to the email "Tugboat penguin coffee breakfast sand living room"

LMAO.

That's weird. I hate those e-mails. Gmail protects me though.
Joe