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Daniel

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The Schoolteacher's Test
« on: April 02, 2003, 01:02:34 am »
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether
you are qualified to be a "professional".  Scroll down for each
answer.

The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?















Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close
 the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:  Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
refrigerator.  This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?
















Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong.   But many preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.


Daniel   :lol:

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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2003, 07:51:20 am »
I got 1.
My sister got 1.
My sister's friend got 0.
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2003, 07:56:46 am »
seriously... I really got these right....  no shit... LOL  

I remember the frst time i took it...  I've just told them as jokes since then... aka.. how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in 3 steps:

1. open door
2. put in elephant
3. close door

how do you put a lion in a refrigeraor in 4 steps?

1. open door
2. take out elephant
3. put in lion
4. close door

it fun to see the test again.. LOL

Thanks man!!!
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2003, 07:57:37 am »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
That was hella funny!  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2003, 12:51:20 am »
Cool!!  Glad you liked it  :)

I received it as a forwarded e-mail joke some time ago...

Daniel