"my cat's breath smells like cat food!"
"Oh boy...sleep...that's where I'm a Viking!"
"I'm scared daddy! Too scared to even wet my pants!"
"Goodbye witches... thanks for not eating me"
"Miss Hoover? Which one is oral?"
"When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!"
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office"
"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot"
"Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
"What's a battle?"
"What's a diaroma?"
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! Oooh... I bent my wookie"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there"
"I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
"My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?"