Top 5 Most Common Crazy things Women Do
1. Won't let you date their sister/friend/cousin.. for no good reason-its freaky!
2. Ask you if they look fat, but expect only 1 answer every time regardless of the truth-Ermmm not exactly true and don't say 'fine' because girls do not want to look 'fine' they want to look FANTASTIC! Learn that, and NOW.
3. Tell you their problems, but not want you to help solve them and, in fact, accuse you of meddling if you try and help.-sometimes you just need someone to listen, no? Sometimes you enjoy complaining, no?
4. Get jealous of EVERYTHING, including pets, jobs, friends and Video games.-Well not everything, but the grass always looks greener on the other side!
5. Complan about their best friends non stop, but as soon as YOU say something bad about him or her you are a bastard for it.-Look matey, don't know if you have a brother/sister or not but this is just a RULE- you can complain about your siblings all you like but when someone says something nasty you want to beat them up. Its a RULE!