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What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
« on: May 16, 2003, 09:12:59 am »
A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:

"do you want to come meet my cat?"

I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked, but anyway, let's hear yours! Spill it!
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What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2003, 09:52:37 am »
hmm...I never use or seem to receive pick up lines....

so if I say, "don't I know you?," then I'm really wondering if I know you or not....

erm... :wink:

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Re: What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2003, 01:53:57 pm »
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A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:

"do you want to come meet my cat?"


I really need to remember that one.  I actually have a cat and that might work.  Hmmmm.

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I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked


It worked cause you thought you were going to meet her other "kitty."   :wink:  :wink:  :wink:
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Okay, cheesiest pick up line?  That would have to be the guy who came over to me once in a club and asked me to help him fasten the clasp on his bracelet.  He then launched into a story about how it belonged to his mother.  Eventually he asked me for my name and where I was from.  Silly me.  I was so naive.  I thought I was doing someone a favor and all he really wanted to do was get up in my personal space.  Rrrrr.

The most amusing part of the evening was seeing this guy almost fall over on the dance floor to a dance version of Beat It.  He was definitely under the influence of something.
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Re: What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2003, 02:34:53 pm »
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A girl once got me back to her apartment by saying:

"do you want to come meet my cat?"


I really need to remember that one.  I actually have a cat and that might work.  Hmmmm.

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I guess it wasn't really cheesy because it worked


It worked cause you thought you were going to meet her other "kitty."   :wink:  :wink:  :wink:
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Okay, cheesiest pick up line?  That would have to be the guy who came over to me once in a club and asked me to help him fasten the clasp on his bracelet.  He then launched into a story about how it belonged to his mother.  Eventually he asked me for my name and where I was from.  Silly me.  I was so naive.  I thought I was doing someone a favor and all he really wanted to do was get up in my personal space.  Rrrrr.

The most amusing part of the evening was seeing this guy almost fall over on the dance floor to a dance version of Beat It.  He was definitely under the influence of something.


Hmmmmm sounds like he was under the influence of YOU!
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What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2003, 02:52:31 pm »
your feet must hurt cause you been running through my mind all day it was something like that
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2003, 02:53:51 pm »
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your feet must hurt cause you been running through my mind all day it was something like that


Let...someone ACTUALLY said that to you??? I feel worse for him than for you.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2003, 02:10:51 pm »
wh :roll: y is that?

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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2003, 02:17:03 pm »
one time someone actually used that one thats like.... "you must be wearing star pants because that ass is outta this world" hahaha... i seriously couldnt believe that someone would ACTUALLY say that... i pretty much laughed in his face lol... i couldnt help it it was so terrible
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2006, 08:35:28 pm »
haha this is a great thread. *bumps*

an 80 year old man at costco came up to me and asked if he could marry me.


umm... once i was walking on the sidewalk and a guy drove by and said "hey sexy!" and so i screamed back "hey UGLY!" that was fun.
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2006, 09:03:20 pm »
"Is your dad a dealer?"...."No, why?"....."Cause you're dope to me!"

I guess, I walked right into that one!  I once said to my teacher, "Is it okay if I call you Mrs. S?", She says, "No it isn't, why would you call me Mrs. S?", I say "FOR SEXY!"   :lol:  Man, I got a kick out of that one!
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 12:20:41 am »
My favorite one waaaaay back in school was asking a girl (who is already beautiful in my mind) if she seems to be having a problem or laughing about something a little uncontrollably, "Are you okay?"

Of course, the usual response is, "Yeah, I'm fine."

And, without missing a beat, I smile and tell her, "I know that, but are you okay?"
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 07:36:10 am »
I have never been blatantly hit on, but an acquaintance once told me about this adorable pick up line:  "You see my friend over there? (Point to your friend.)  He wants to know if you think I'm cute."

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2006, 08:13:40 am »
thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2006, 11:56:24 am »
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thanks for reminding me that nobody hits on me


awww.  yeah right!  Highly unlikely.
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 02:42:40 am »
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My favorite one waaaaay back in school was asking a girl (who is already beautiful in my mind) if she seems to be having a problem or laughing about something a little uncontrollably, "Are you okay?"

Of course, the usual response is, "Yeah, I'm fine."

And, without missing a beat, I smile and tell her, "I know that, but are you okay?"


still awesome.
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