hmmm well well well Miss Fresh Lettuce...I must say that sex isn't everything, I actually find it somewhat cliche. In my humble opinion I think that is much cooler nowadays to be a virgin than to have had an abundance of sex, and the worst is waking up with a bangover...it's rough. Enjoy your virginity while you have it.
I feel I must explain myself a bit better. I'm not in some kind of quest to lose my virginity because I want to be like everyone else. It's not a goal for me, like it was for the guys in
American Pie. It's just that my libido has been absolutely off the charts since around February and I am aching for some satisfaction. Do you catch my drift?
And Eeew you were going to give it up to BBQ chip guy for a one nighter? Your first time you should either be A) in love or B) enibriated beyound all recognition or C) at Pi Kappa Alpha frat party passed out after some fratboy slipped you ruffies. Haven't you learned anything from me? Geez
Hah, here's where we differ. Since the first time won't ever be anything to write home about, I've been determined that it be......
A) with someone special/interesting (someone with whom you're in love, a deep sea diver who's found many lost shipwrecks, that guy you've had your eye on for years and years and never did anything about, the class president/valedictorian, a musician who'd write a song about you, etc)
B) during a particularly interesting or unusual situation (there was an earthquake, tornado, hurricane, [insert natural disaster here], power outage, heat wave, you became stranded in the city and forgot to call David Hart for help, etc)
OR
c) in an interesting or unusual location (in a gondola during night skiing, while on a camping trip, in a cave while spelunking, in a corn maze after having gotten lost, in a rain forest while monkeys watched, etc)
......cause it makes for a good story. And even though the sex probably was uncomfortable, you had a great time cause it was a one of a kind experience. :razz:
There ya go. That's my opinion on how things should be. Otherwise first time sex could be ordinary.
